xxx: Today I read the book "How to Conquer a Woman".
YYY: And how then?
xxx: Tomorrow I will read "How to conquer a man" and I will go to conquer the world)

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Life Tricks - Useful Advice to Simplify Life

Chips are extremely flammable, so they can be used to ignite a fire. And they burn long enough to burn raw wood. The secret lies in the oil that the chips are impregnated with during the cooking process. When in contact with fire, it blows up. So when going for a picnic, don’t forget to pick up a pack of bigger chips.

“Blajaja, that’s the yearkoff jump, I’ve made my life easier... Suuki.

Klansy: French is still an offgenic language.
Even the German too.
I love cooking in German.
Raikkonen: I did not know that.
Klansy: When you cut that thread
Klansy: and sing: Ainz - hir komm di zonne
Klansy: cvaj hir comm di zonneeye
Klansy: zih ah der shelty hirz comm allen
Klansy: Generally speaking, this is how it gets cut under the German

We were detained in another city (we crossed the road in the wrong place). While one of the employees went out to write the minutes, we tried to talk to the second, young and inexperienced:
We: Do you have a gun?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
We: Who are you in your position?
Police officer (with pride) police kingo!
We: Where is your dog?
She is sick (
We (already trying to translate the topic): Maybe we all go home, maybe someone is waiting for you at home too!
Police: No one, yesterday the girl left me (

Even I was sad (

Money ruins people. In Belarus, the people are good.

Did you hear Timothy coming?
Let us go?
I don’t have a gun :)
Let’s stock eggs.
Why do you have Timothy eggs? 0 - O

I just saw the apophysis of a man’s lenny. I go home and see my faithful ice soup eaten straight from the pot... not even getting it out of the refrigerator!! to

The First Law of Cotte:
I woke up by chance – sing!

The second law of Cotte:
Sleep well!

At the Madame Forum, two non-moderate girls actively and even somewhat aggressively teach others how and what to do - advice from raising children and the timing of planting to vegetarianism and instructions about smoking in public places, religious and political views, etc.
Girls, if not a secret, who are you working for?
girl No1 and girl No2, hardly a choir: "And what does it matter?" "In the Internet there is anonymity", and so on.
xxx: I did not ask "where", I asked "who". I will explain: I was also previously firmly convinced that I know everything best, understand everything, and have the right to teach everyone, and wondered why my invaluable advice is not listened to, and with me all constantly argue. And then resigned from the job, where I had to listen to 100-150 hungry citizens a day, healed the nerves, and from an angry, psychotic cloudy aunt turned literally into a good fairy. Ta-a-a-ak is out!

Commentary on the film "Nazis in the Center of the Earth":
We eat nits understand: How do we find nits? We are hiding – and we are found?! to

It seems that both education and work are decent, and the apartment and appearance are decent, but personal life does not work.
2: This is the standard Russian trouble - you can't present yourself correctly.
Three :?? to
What is your education standing out, out, put it in the first place. Brush your breasts out first. And when someone behaves against them, here you are, with your intelligence, and drag to yourself in the cave, until you remember.

Lermontov could know badly.
You can shorten it briefly,
You can’t read the block.
But there is a limit, brothers.

In the dark you are not afraid to walk, but in the light you are afraid.
There are no maniacs in the dark.
Light can be chosen.

The bathing house.

Why do most of the names of our compatriots’ developments sound like weapons of the day of judgment?

Alice: I am in love.
My mother is my wife my father is my husband!!!I will kiss him! I will bless! Does it exist in our reality?

LU: It’s that Tarantino movie where everyone is shooting each other and the grandmother is still there?)
This is any Tarantino movie XDDD

The Favorite
Who is?
The Juice
And I?
-"I" also the juice...

If your cat has pretended to be dead, it means that today’s crime, which you don’t yet know, is pulling to the tower.

Googling country, someone's recall of vacation

"Now about the tour offices that are located next to the hotel. If you go to the left from the hotel and walk about 150-200 m, then there is a turbine office (left of it is sold pearl, glued from the remains of the production of the real pearl). In this tour of the bureau usually sits a Russian girl Galina or her boss Chong (or whatever). Look at them with reproach, spit at them, greet them from Denis and go back to the hotel.

The archives of the Pope are secret, Columbus has never been disclosed.
What about the rumors in the archive?
zzz: That the Earth is flat, and Columbus died, crashing from the edge.