The hell for a photographer: go on vacation to Cuba for three weeks, take a bunch of lenses, a bunch of flashes, a flash, and not take a charge :(

How small is the line between happiness and misfortune.
I sit on the triple seats in the subway final, the evening of the people are few, opposite the men, obviously after the working week, pressing in the wall, carefully wrapping a cognac, drinking lipton and with great satisfaction on the face, throwing a piece of dark chocolate in the mouth, unfolding the gazata "football". Attracted by such a pleasant moment, not noticeably for himself gets papyrus and smokes, well here mint, sitting not far away, notices this "little paradise" and hurries to break it... such a look of emptiness and disappointment as this man I saw only in the cinema...

Sorry, we can’t get you to work.
Is it because I am a believer?! to

xxx- I didn't really imagine our first sex with him (((
YYY – What is it?
Imagine we have a romantic dinner at the candles, flowers, tearful film.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I started the music library on the computer.
YYYYYYYYYYYY???? to
Who fucking knew that at the most responsible moment the Imperial Blate March would come!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I didn’t come up with anything more than under the sounds of the march...to start singing and saying, Luke, I’m your father.
I didn’t fuck her, her mother was romantic.

I gather my daughter (D) in the winter morning in the garden
Why is it dark on the street?
Because the sun has not yet risen.
Was he unable to get up?

Question from my friend from college:

The question is silly, but it hasn’t given me peace for a few years, so when a square drops in a tetris and the player presses a turn, the square turns or not?? to
Question: DDD Cho, fuck it?! to

With VIO:
And why are marines better at battle than infantry?
One of the answers:
"They have nowhere to retreat, behind the sea"

From the culinary forum: "Tell me, do I need to add oil to the tartarettes with black caviar?"
The first comment: “Be all cursed!”

Better a rooster in the sky than a rooster in the Kremlin.

kitOFF: Yes, Ritchie is like that, I remember at the third class we drank a little before the couple, she melted up normally so. The prepot on micre burned her and forced her to write an explanatory to the dean. She wrote: "I came to the couple in microbiology drunk, since I drank 150 grams of vodka before that."

My husband is on a train trip and writes:
And I also thought in the morning that I was at home, and tastefully, the bell burst twice... Here you see, I think with you, dear...

You said that nightmares tormented you for a long time.
You can’t use this recipe :)
XXX Why
Yyy: I crawled closer to my husband, and buried him in the buttocks, or in the neck. Or he woke up from the fact that I was turning or crying, and hugged me. After a couple of months of living together, nightmares completely stopped, but I was tormented 3-4 times a month since I was a teenager.
Well, I can’t sleep alone with a aunt, but something doesn’t help.
YYY: I said you can’t use it. Of course, the thing is that a aunt is "something" and not "just that", or that your aunt changes, or they embrace you for a different purpose :-), not to reassure and protect :-)... But as a man who has been tormented by nightmares for years, and who has been embraced by both mom and sister, I am absolutely sure - quality anti- nightmares embraces can only do my husband.

eugene386: saw the advertisement poster here
eugene386: Get Rid of Nutritional Addiction with the Latest Technologies
eugene386: swallow now
eugene386: I guessed why I eat hunting
eugene386: and that fucking, it is a food addiction

by Vladimir Vladimirovich! You are 60 on Sunday. Is it time to retire?

On the subject of the police day there is a wonderful bearded joke.

During the time of total Soviet deficit on the border of Moscow and the region, two militia boobs met over a wood-drunk body. Well, and find out in which tremor to send it - to the capital or regional. They decided to send the sergeant-salad to smell what the body smells: vodka - that is, to Moscow, the same - to the region. He returns and reports:

Comrade, the younger lieutenant, smells like a cognac.
Let the comrade rest!

Mom says I’m bad and I’m being used because I’ve repaired my computer by a friend for thanks.
I can’t tell her what she gives!

Conversation of two friends:
I can now lie on the floor.
With the heating?
I have washed it.)

Conversation in the office kitchen
Marina, like your cat? by Pokrmlen?
Marina: Yes, two times First I woke up and then I ate.
Yyy: I also want to live with two girls. First one wakes up to feed, then the other.
XXX and pay them both.
YYY: Marina, this is how much your cat pays you?
He is sleeping with me!
Marina, I can do that too!

I finally understood why everyone hates apple growers! Normal people won’t write this way: “I processed a picture here on the pentium” or “Oh, how funny my hungry man corrected the word.”

From the Vegetarian Forum:

We are at 129th place in life expectancy among the population. The average Russian person lives 66 years (59 men and 72 women), which is significantly less than in countries such as Mexico, India and Iran, where the consumption of meat is significantly lower. The average moscovite consumes 66 kg of meat per year.

1 commentary :
Ask how much vodka the average moskvich drinks and then you will understand why the men in Russia live so little (((