Q: What do you want as a gift?

yyy: rope and soap

XXX: What kind of company?

What is the difference between a frog and a frog? The fox ruins other people’s lives because they want sex, and the fox because they don’t want it.

Disposition - I, Tavria, black terrier, winter, snow falls. I live on the mountain, it’s almost night, I just go and go no matter where, but for the company there is a dog sitting on the back seat. After 5 seconds, I realize that the mirror lights do not light and they need to be wiped out with a cloth. Since the car is not heated yet, I do not want to shut down and quietly descend from the hillside - wherever it will be, there are lighthouses. He stood, went out, went out, sat down, went out. And here, like the devil from the tobacco, a goat jumps out. That is, the documents (15 years ago, the case was, the gaez is holy, we cannot send it) and, turning the documents in your hands, cleverly asks, and why are you and the passenger changing places? Well, it was dark, well, snow, well he thought I had moved. And I hurled, what it wants, I opened the door and asked - was it transplanted? And he will see his face face in the salon who tam. Black terrier is a very black (in the dark hours of the day invisible, and at any time of the day - a large, with a speck in front of the eyes, very service and security-responsible animal) and a very negative to menta dog (not a peculiarity of the breed, namely a specific specimen). And here, the mouth of the mouth in the salon, and the mouth of his nose almost silently clutches his teeth. He quickly returned the documents and also quickly escaped from the garages. At home premiated a dog with a healthy bone - deserved
and ;)

Will the presidential election be held in early 2012?
You are what! They took place yesterday.

XXX: So is it. On the radio was the song of Zemfira - AIDS, so the host then says the type we are exclusively for a healthy lifestyle, and we advise you to listen to this song exclusively with a condom on your head.

Today the client came and stated that he wants to make a conditional-preliminary repayment of the loan. The country of zecks, bleat.

On Habrahabra comments on the topics of the interface of Windows 8, and in particular the display of the weather.

Comment 1: The city that you need to display the weather is adjusted :)
Comment 2: very well formulated =/
Comment 3: Master of Yoda)
Comments4:I showed your city weather

"Forget her", whispered fate; "forgive her", whispered love. "WWEEBE HER", - shouted loudly her leg

I put a turtle on a computer table. After a while, her husband said in surprise, taking her in his hands:
Oh, you are the turtle!
and??? to
I just thought I wanted to throw some rubbish...
An animal in life, amorphous and unregulating to talk, for the first time turned his head to his voice. Such expressive and flattered eyes have never been seen in a turtle.

From the interview in the IT company:
A job that you will not do under any circumstances?
Killing people

A minute of developer cavity:
to execute?! to
Yes, EXE is cute! ^ ^ ^

My first sexual fantasy was Agent Mulder.
YYYY: Oo
XXX is fucking!! and scallops!!! to
Yyy: late afternoon.. burned the guy)))))))))

A friend came to visit.
Q: Do you have a computer?
I: He is 7 years old.
D: And who gathered you that shit?
I: You are at all!
D: You see, seven years, and how it works!!! to

XXX: What are you doing?
Home, alone and drinking.
XX: What are you drinking with?
YYY: I am pleased to fuck!

In the center of Chelyabinsk a public house is closed.
At such a rate, the capital of the Southern Urals may remain without cultural institutions.

Does milk digest quickly?
yyy: Milk "dissolves" even faster with cucumbers :)
Zzzz: If they are miscalculated, then they...

This robot, 40 cm tall, will count the number of calories eaten per day and kindly remind you that it is time to stop eating.

xxx: remind me he reminds me, but it won't stop me

yyy: maybe the next model will tear out of your hands and not allow the refrigerator to run out of the current

In the Jewish Autonomous Region sold the CPP at the state border.
That’s what I understand – business.

XX: Olegus, by the way, was wet again.
xxx: I went to a new job for an interview, he liked it very much, to go not far, the collective, etc. is shorter than super everything.
XXX: He is there as usual, say, we will call you later.
He waited for three days, thought that he had been forgotten, dropped contact with the Lord, so that he could try his luck too.
xxx: Well, 2 weeks passed, the Lord was taken there, he then told me that he said, they wanted to take another person, 4 days before you the interview was held, but then he did not call, and then you appeared...))

According to the results of the congress of "United Russia", the poster of the performance "Wait for you, the cheerful gnom" of the Omsk theatre-studio Love Yermolaeva has been transferred to the House of the Government of the Russian Federation.