I’d tell you what’s going on in the world, but you don’t like fantasy.

It’s amazing how quickly people change interests. It seemed like yesterday I dreamed of a dog, and today I want to fly away from this fucking planet.

If I suddenly fall into the 11th century AD. A thousand years ago, how do we survive? And where is it better to go if you can choose coordinates?
yyy: Go to the Commander Islands, to the Stellar Cows.
Yyy: Cows are dumb, they have no natural enemies, there seem to be no people on these islands either at the time.
Yyy: You will feed cows and live in total safety.
What about the Aunt?
So are the cows!
VVD: There are cows.

//useless-faq@lj

xxx: "Gorchoček kaši" was the world's first fairy tale about a system administrator and stupid users

xxx: spider, dick, dick
xxx: I just witnessed a huge fly hit him in a cable and he drank it.
Good to have eaten before this spectacle.
YYY: Would you join me?

The news:
Turkey has declared that it does not want a war with Syria, but has resumed the shelling of Syrian territory.

ah, by the way, I was amused here at lunch)))))))) call from the uswires - "come to us urgently, we need to restart the CARTRIDGE"... I first for a couple of seconds, then started to roast like a horse... after half a minute, a little calmed up, I ask - "what do you need to restart?", the girl no longer responds with such a confident voice - "well, the catrice, on the printer, we have the printer does not sing, and the message all the time appears that we would overload it, we called the person who drives us the catrice, he said that they would call me as soon as I stopped drawing on the printer he restarted the cartridge";; I am starting to rust again. I say - "happily I'll come," I come to them, I watch a picture - an old killed printer, it is sometimes swallowed, and it gives information about the blurry of the paper (the contact is lost on the cover, and an error is issued), a little bit of contact, as if everything was normal. Leaving, he put them a refuelled cartridge and changed the encoding in the program to Chinese. I come, I sit behind the comp, I wait for the call. I take the phone, of course I complain about the printing of crocodiles. I in response - it's to the guy that the catrigi is in charge, he's sleeping you a Chinese toner, here's the printing of all the shit, tell him what he would have filled with a Russian toner. Now I’m waiting for the guy who is running the toner to call me.

x: I read the wall, and there every message ends in an inadequate call-in closing button.
X: I’m afraid to imagine what demonic functions they are provoking.
X: And, most importantly, I can’t find any opening ones.
X: And I’m angry that it’s synthetically invalid.
X: I am hopeless.

Talk to my grandmother in the kitchen.

Where are the bananas?
It is below, in the refrigerator.
I: They are not there.
She is m-m-m. There is a fresh straw.
What does this have to do with bananas?
It is: no one. What does this have to do with bananas?

In the video network - the offender leaves the courtyards and streets from brave Russian police officers, screams in a matyugalnik, braking brakes, a plan to intercept, shooting, hundreds of crews... The offender on a truck of a well-known delivery company. Eventually, he left the pursuit and fled.

Comment: Yes, now it is clear which company to order the delivery of goods.

So then.
Protection of children from information harmful to their health and development. Chapter 1, Article 1 paragraph 2). The law does not apply to relations in the field of advertising. We are a fucking country. They remove free wifi, but leave half-naked aunts and advertising for erectile dysfunction on TV. Congratulations to.

I understand why the real Sisadmin should be in the sweater!!! to
Q: What did you sit on the server?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh)
I mean =)))

Unknown number waiting on the shore.
I - I will not come.
NN – Why?
I – I don’t love you.
NN - what was it?
I am the truth!! to

Comments to photo of Ameromorpech with ppsh

aaa: threw their m16 and picked up pps
bbb: And broke the rails from 100 meters
ccc: along the way
DDD: Without Patron
Eee: and without PPSH

I’m ashamed of being with the cleaner.
She’s washing the floor...and I’m saying, is this your flooring so smells delicious?
She: It’s not my French perfume... a friend from the U.S. brings... real... I just failed under the table...

I: Will you go down for lunch?
C: I don’t want to go down. The voice of a sad elephant.
I: I look like that.
Q: )))) And let me hide behind you and we play the sad elephant of the belly broadcaster?

Are you training today?
ZZ: No, I am free today like a bird in the ocean
xx is a penguin?

Dragosha: Thursday starts not fun. The FD decided not to compile the project, the java process hangs. Why did I study in Electrical Engineering? ah
Sergeydragan: You could go to study for a philologist, and the working Thursday would start with the opening of the box office at McDonald’s :-)

A taxi driver is driving with a protein. Photo: white sleeping on the back, stretching the legs}

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The white is dead!
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O God, the beast has gone!

Among the fruits of education there are now too many rotten ones.