We discussed with our wife what gifts we would like to give each other for the wedding anniversary. I say I would like a solder, because I need to pair two jacks on the headphones. She needs a glue gun.

We thought we would go into the store and say, “We need a gun and a solder!”

An insurance agent contacts two gangsters to make money to buy a home for his family. But things aren’t going as planned...

The comments:
111: How about the movie?
222 Not as planned.
333: Planned to see, but everything went not as planned...
444: Signed for comments, although not planned.
555: I went to read reviews about the film, but everything went not as planned!
666: I looked, planned to describe in the comments, but the plans changed and everything went not as planned.
777: I didn’t plan to watch the movie, but I read the comments and had to re-planning my plans.
I plan then to leave the first review on the film on this topic, but what suggests me that everything will go wrong.

xxx:Maybe the question is not related to the diploma?=))
Aaa : go
There is a pen and a writer, both can write. Is this polymorphism?
AAA: I think I can say this:
1) Explain what you put into the meaningful filling "the writer writes"?
2) if he writes - leaves a mark, like a pen leaves a mark from ink, that is, the version that the writer writes with his blood, as wrote his last poem before suicide Yesenin, that is. He pierced himself, blood flowed, and he wrote a poem like a pencil. In this case, if you define a class - something writing, then both the handset and the writer can act as descendants of this class, then polymorphism IS.
3) otherwise - the writer writes than that, i.e. aggregates the writing machine - the same pen, and these two classes of the "pen" and "writer" cannot be linked by a hierarchical connection in the sense of inheritance. There is no polymorphism here.

The thief, who was stuck in the window, himself called the police when he felt that cowards were removing him.

ZyX wrote (a):
Unfortunately, not all grandmothers like coniglius.

Gromov wrote (a):
Even more would. Something terrible sounds from that word.)

I ordered a hospital doctor:
Which diagnosis do you put?
Doctor - Noah... you still have a hospital time, here and go.

Looking at the night:
If I were a blanket, I could embrace you.
So what is enough of you? You could not even give me tea.
I would be a blanket for the night.
A roof cover?
and yes. Decorated

DanSamara: I knew one man who helped to enroll in the university. He had a lot of acquaintances among the rectors, took expensive, but if suddenly someone from his protector to the university did not go - returned all the money without problems. As it turned out subsequently, he had no acquaintances and in memory, the calculation was that any of the applicants would do without any help, which actually happened often. Well, in the case of Fall, there were no special claims - the money was returned.

-I am not superstitious, so the servaq called SRV-13
And he fell, of course?
Two years later, the office in which he stood burned.

xxx: by the way, guys, don't get sick, or they'll send you to do fluorography and it may happen that you don't fit in the device...
It threatened only you, Gromozeka!

XHH: I wrote a question to the bank on September 10th on soap, on September 11th came the answer, said, your letter was transferred to the profile unit, we will reply soon. A couple of days passed, I hit the fuck, Tk found out all the moments. Today I remembered, searched for soap - there was no answer. I decided to hide, I copied the correspondence, I wrote, I said, I promised to answer on September 11, and today is the second of October, comrades. Don’t ask me why I don’t pay my loans on time.)

xhhh: wrote a reply, fucking, in a couple of hours, called and apologized

XHH: And then I called and asked if everything was OK))

Q: Isn’t it a fucking shit?

Description of the film "Two Captains" on the trailer :
"Fight to seek, find and not give up" - this romantic oath, given in his childhood by Sanay Grigoriev, for many years led him to realize his long-held dream: to become a polar pilot and find the traces of the missing Arctic expedition of Captain Tatarinov.
Commentary on the film:
Don_Butadeus
Some wrong films have been made before. People on such films grew up, were raised, and now live and suffer. It was necessary to film how Sanya Grigoriev swears to become a top manager in the gas industry or a deputy in the parliament, then he grows up, drinks the budget, steals pensions from the elderly, dismisses polar pilots and closes the financing of Arctic expeditions. Life has succeeded!

I found an interesting idea!
"System "AntiTrolls" In short, the point is that when a person is bathed his account is not blocked, he can read all messages and write answers to them, but his messages will not be seen by anyone. Thus e. he "participates" in the life of the forum, but all users ignore it for quite understandable technical reasons. Unable to withstand complete indifference, the troll goes away." (c) Zeratyl

The artist sings before the trip:
Let the fate call me far away, let me go!
Don’t let anyone in the base.
I will follow strictly.
I see everything in the logs, you know!

Valery
Only in dialogue (also in dialogue!) Students talked about burning the universe. I laughed " it will be warmer", and then "but we will not run off on gasoline and fireworks".

Then came what I predicted.

day
Valery Viktorovich, this is a general dialogue!!! to

My father is a man of uncertain character, and any little problem he solves, consulting with my mother. I have never called the police in my life, when the neighbors were bullshit, I do not remember to argue with them at least once - my mother always dealt with such issues.
There is such an observation that the daughter chooses a husband similar in character to her father. I think there is a part of truth in that.
I sit with my parents and drink tea. Calls my faithful - filled the neighbors. I tell him what he should do, and at the same time ask how to clean up the brains of the neighbors. He doesn’t want to do anything without me. I call the mother-in-law with the same requests - the one: yes, he likes to hide behind other people's backs, but don't worry, say, I'll put it in order.
So why am I: it was funny from Bati then to hear that my husband is not a man.

xxx: so strange to suddenly remember your existence
YYY: Hi, I haven’t received a better message in my life.)

Obama’s meeting with Congress leaders ended unsuccessfully.

The light of savings was not included. Obama was not found in the dark.

What we did not see here! Our guide Sergey. - Probably, the champion in stupidity was a tourist from Moscow, who came to Pripyat to sunbath. I went on a tour, I looked around, one man was missing, a young woman. We started looking, we see — she split up to the swimsuit and lay down on the moss, the place where radiation accumulates most. The dosimeter, when I brought it up to the mouth, slaps. And the tourist refuses to move from the spot, says that her friends told her that the Chernobyl sunburn, especially if lying on a mouthpiece, is not washed off for a whole year.

-Then tell me, 1 or 2 numbers I'm leaving, what is better for me to fly, in shorts or jeans?
In the plane