What fantasies and dreams did you have as a child?
WOW: I imagined how a math teacher for the next “double” right at the whole class throws me over the knee and slaps me for a long time with such a long wooden line. Even specifically sometimes tried to blame himself, and when the father was raising, he represented Lydia Evgenievna in his place.
Zzz: And I dreamed that Tanka from the neighboring apartment would go out to the balcony to hang her underwear (of course, naked) and accidentally block the door behind her, and I would save her for a small reward of nature.
aaa: I had an imaginary girlfriend who always painted me out loud how people around me look under clothes. She was speaking, and I was presenting.
xxx: Oh you... I was dreaming of getting a notification in our mailbox about sending a message on my name. I’ll run to the post office and I’ll be handed a huge box with the designer.

old_nick: Olesya I liked fucking, because I was fucking like Kipelova, and I then went crazy away from "Aria"

#Handsets

We in the laboratory are accepted as follows: the expenditure is purchased with some reserve for personal needs, which is allowed to disperse around the houses. Well, that is, like - scatter at least everything, only then there will be nothing to work and you will have to pull back from home.
Although we generally have a very blurred boundary between home and work: often a hobby is dragged to work, and work is taken home. I solder and set up all kinds of electronics at home, because the solder station at home is better, and the devices are all necessary at hand. But I do pay for work, and personal - at work, so that chemicals are not bothered at home.

And suddenly they have business. The demon invades, the exorcist expels his type. Then half the money.
yyy: Fuck, this is the idea for a third-party series like this.
Yyy: In short, I came up with everything, it remains to find a sponsor and a show ranger. It will be the perfect hybrid of all known series.
The Catholic priest and the demon live and work together (although not, let there be a demoness, for the joy of the shippers), making a living allegedly by exorcism, but at the same time they cannot tolerate each other.
Demonessa is actually the soul of the company, she loves to have fun, bump and spend her earnings on shopping, as well as regularly get stuck in blurred stories, hanging on the neck of the first encounter.
The priest is a harsh, unpopular man with a military past and a tough PTSD, walks with a rod and guests eat anesthetic. Under the rise is always a berta-92 with silver bullets. He also finds a compassionate companion once a season so that at the end of this season she dies the most idiotic and heroic death.
Together, they travel through the cozy areas of the United States in a "Flittwood" truck to extract money or investigate all kinds of ritual murders. Meanwhile, the priest is already held on the hook by the secret services of the Vatican, suspecting connections with impurity... So the whole season. And then hatred grows into love, bla bla.

OAK E1 Game of Thrones:
The Cegorah:
There’s only one lady in this series.
The westeros rule the grandmother, the westeros the grandmother, also Deaneris and this grandmother of the Tyrell,
The navy holds the same grandmother, probably the main white walk so grandmother
And against the Legion of Vagines only Snow and Little
Ewgeniy is:
A little bit against the legion of vaginals not found :lol:
John Snow knows nothing.

British interior minister says real people don’t need encryption
xxx: stop, I mean, missed the beginning of the competition "Who will first perform 1984 in his country"?

Kola Jankov: Help, I found an old Prince of Persia: Two Thrones code. I have tried it on Steam and Uplay. Tell me where to activate it?

OverlorD: This is the key to installing the game itself on the PC.
It is not activated online.
If this is your old disk, you should have known it.
P.S. Here is a generation that is sure that all the keys lead to the steam.

xxx: It is because of the good knowledge of three foreign languages that I consume ten times more dumb memes every day than I could.

I am sitting now in the kitchen and I hear how someone started downloading the game through the magnetophone to the computer, I hear the download sound from the cassette directly, at first it was a little sharp, but then the head was twisted and the norm became. I sit, I think, who is such an old school in my neighbors then came up, who reanimated this electronics or zeth-spectrum, not otherwise a necromant of some sort appeared... I started running around the kitchen, listening, to one wall - not that, to the outlet - not that, on the floor - silence. I went to the plate - and this, fall, the tea is cooling!

In Dubai, a 79-storey skyscraper "Fake" burned

What an irony.)

I'm looking at advertisements about selling monitors. I hit - Samsung, flat, model like that, with a power unit, but without a hard drive. The price is good, but one. I can understand the power unit, in the old JCs they were separate, in the socket. And here "without a hard disk" I was thrown into a stupor. I’m not an idiot... I’m calling by the phone number – the girl answers, of course! How I am not right away! Selling a monitor with the system (which turns out to be a power unit to it), her friend said that the hard drive was broken and everything needs to be changed. Radical approach to the problem.

For this surprise it is necessary not only to meet the girl, but also to come to her home.

I came to visit my girlfriend, and unnoticedly hid in various places of her apartment (room) candy (her favorite). For example, in the cassette receiver and the compartment for the batteries of the magnetophone (yes, then there were still cassette magnetophone), for the TV, for the aquarium, for the closet, etc. In any place where she does not often look.

After that, at any time, when talking on the phone, you can serve your girlfriend with the same candy, just telling her where to look for her.

I did so.

During a phone conversation, he unfolded a candy right next to the phone microphone and began to chew loudly. her reasonable question. What are you eating? I said I ate a delicious candy. I immediately offered her. Do you want a candy? Take the aquarium.

My girlfriend liked it very much. She admitted that she was searching for sweets all over her room but couldn’t find them. Then I sent her to see in the neighboring room at the TV :).

P.S. My wife and now sometimes throws candy in my pocket.

Small but pleasant.

Smile more often to your loved ones.

and Taxi. Just took two girls to the station. When they sat down, they asked to hurry. The bus leaves in 30 minutes. Driving there by traffic jams 7 points about an hour. I told them right away that 99 percent of the time we didn’t get there. They prayed tears and I went to meet. By the courtyards and goats trails we arrived 5 minutes before departure. At the exit one of them says, “Well, you see, and you said, ‘We won’t have time.’” The second (the first) is that you are behaving. Taxi drivers are breathing.

Three months ago, a young woman came to our office as a dispatcher. Everyone liked it and became friends with everyone. Everything was fine, but only she was too soft in character, and the working brigades were lazy. And when the application was received, she went to the workers herself and asked to gather quickly and go to the facility (emergency service). Of the most offensive words in her vocabulary were "strings", "strings". It was very fun for the workers and they were slowly and reluctantly preparing to leave. Once the girl called the older controller and explained to her that such soft expressions on adult men do not work, something stronger would be needed. But the girl sharply refused to mother in the presence of the elderly)) But one word seemed acceptable to her, because. She considered it to be similar in the sense of delaying time, as the workers did.



And here comes another challenge. The girl can't call the workers (lunch) and she goes to them in the room. He comes in and says, “Yes, Glimpses!!! You have 5 minutes to pick up and get out!!! We are gathering!!”

But it was necessary to think and evolve not from stinking monkeys, but from stinking penguins. Then the fathers would all be cool - the puppies themselves were sown out, and the ladies could go fishing, feed the fish of their nesting husbands and not listen to the nonsense about the alphons.
In addition, in mammals, the child is not hectic, but is more physically and emotionally connected to the mother. Because of the milk as such. So if - like birds, to feed a child chewed food from the mouth, then the parents would have the same "feeding" basis of affection)))

What for... ! to What is the heat balance? Put the boiler, and fuck the physics.

This is a very old classic - why teach geography - the carrier will bring!

Radical folly seems to be a religion too. Many adhere, some even the same.

The son was asked in school to write an illustrated game-quest scenario, where the player finds different items and has to guess what to do with them next. He was there for half an hour in the compass, then with a sad look went out and plunged to dinner. I look at the computer, and there are only two pictures - glue and slats.and (

I will not give you the last word.

Gone with the sexes!
Gender equality is when flooring and coverage are on the same level in all rooms. So a man will make a concrete sticker faster and better than a woman, so in sexual matters the decisive word is behind us!
P.S Puberty - a month under the film and water with water.

Why would a man do it better? Per the right word here is 'professional' and not 'man'? If you take two average men and women of approximately the same age, education and income level, then those who never (both!) did not hear about the floors and their designs and tools in their hands did not hold, but only sat on the windows, thought all kinds of nonsense and mocked their iPhones in coffee, in such conditions who will be better? I think the answer is not a man, unless of course there is no secret way to equate the sexes with a member.

For a lesbian or asexual woman, if she wants to reproduce, the question is a donor bank and easy medical intervention or generally - a genetic pattern and intervention is more complicated, but for men by their own means - not at all.

Kirkor has somehow done it and you can.