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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №20098
 08.09.2009
XXX I will cut my veins.

What was TTT scared of?? to

Michael Jackson has died.

TTT again? O_O

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20097
 08.09.2009
I take money out of the bank. Aunt is in front of me. Put the card in the slit and let me scream. "Well go, stop checking out my PIN code". I walked away for a few steps, here she gets the paper and let the keys grab. and Scuco Listen "five two eight six" judge O_O

Although there is a suspicion that the aunt is so harsh that she said false numbers.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20096
 08.09.2009
At work: a rejuvenating, slightly concerned retirement-age lady, rubbed a mushroom on her foot between her fingers (How? hz)and all day in a row, starting with the boss, that it is not necessary to bother her with requests to go today, because she has a mushroom between her legs! We should have seen the roots of our office men. Reserve of Freud.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №20095
 08.09.2009
Кр@сотк@ (14:33:57 7/09/2009)
You don’t get along with Nick.

Good to you (14:34:48 7/09/2009)
similarly

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №20094
 08.09.2009
I read about the shrimp, the frog.

My cat is missing here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Under the bathroom, under the tables. On the balcony everywhere.
The door to my room was closed. could not pass. Everything happens, I guess.

I entered and left the door open. There is nowhere.
I look under the couch. I watched 2 minutes... carefully. I turn my head...
and she, infected, sits next to me and so slightly bending her head there under the couch looks at me and looks at me and asks - did not find? O_O

This infection was half a day away from me then under the closet.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №20093
 08.09.2009
What if I were a dumb man, would you stay with me?
I would marry you :)
XXX is eban.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20092
 08.09.2009
I have a girl gymnast.
I remember the ball penetrated from the blue-green building I don’t know what yesterday was and where I was.
And she walks around the room on her arms, I thought everyone was sleeping on the ceiling.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20091
 08.09.2009
The UG:
Posted in Google Search: "Google is a very crazy search engine"

The first reference:
Yandex, generally a fucking search engine, very gently speaking. Use the Google.

Everything is OK ;)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №20090
 07.09.2009
Victory
Do you have hot water?

dmurrr
As if yes

Victory
It will be turned off all over the city again.

dmurrr
Why is?

Victory
Testing

dmurrr
Are they gods who send us so many trials?

Victory
It is hydraulic ?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №20089
 07.09.2009
Right now :
"There is no more sad story in the world than the story of the end of the summer..."

Just two years ago:
"There is no more sad story in the world than the story of a spelled cut..."

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20088
 07.09.2009
21:50 The Day of Knowledge! Knowledge multiplies sorrow. Sorrow leads to hatred. Hate leads to the dark side.
06.09.2009 21:51 Scaramush: And there... The liver!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №20087
 07.09.2009
The xxx:
I have an Azerbaijani manager at work. I do not understand the subtleties of the case, but I check all my working documents in terms of the correctness of the Russian language.
YYYY :
He is Azerbaijani!
The xxx:
He was a Georgian assistant.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20086
 07.09.2009
On YouTube, Americans discussed the crash in Moscow with the participation of Lada:
by wendolcendol:
What Lada? or whats a lada?
by fanelix:
a lada it's a spaceship in an early development stage

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20085
 07.09.2009
<Archy> This is what you say, the firearms in the night of the alarms dried up. A week ago the story was - I didn't sleep at midnight, at half-third I went to the kitchen to make tea. I hear suddenly - the alarm rolled, and I have a beast signal in my car, so that the nearby cars start to roll. I look out the window and fucking - my flashes and two spires are digging at her.
Adrenaline in my head, I catch a beat, fly to the first floor, run out of the entrance - these two saw me, immediately after the shootings, I ran after them for two quarters, then spit.
<Boryan> was stolen what?
<Archy> They didn’t have time, and as I realized later, they wanted to steal. In general, the next day I meet in the courtyard of a familiar car owner from the neighboring entrance - says, my signalling awakened him the whole family (and she cried all the time while I ran for these pidaras), mothered, urged me to take an example from him and, I quote, to turn off the alarm for the night.
<Archy> And the next night his car was stolen. I was out, devil.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №20084
 07.09.2009
Contact with Energy Engineer:
I am an energy engineer: Please agree to the lease agreement with LLC "Never Forget" (changes are marked in yellow) in the Documents folder for agreement

The Energy Engineer:
Meet the Yellow Colors.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20083
 07.09.2009
The humanistic composition of the mind is usually called the absence of mathematical.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №20082
 07.09.2009
We rested somehow with friends at the dacha. Vodka, beer and everything else. We went out to refresh at 2 o'clock at night, went to the ovary for a walk. And on the other side of the wreck was the donation of the most evil aunt of the massive. The toilet at her was placed on the supports directly above the wreath (that is, the wreath hole was replaced by the wreath). We sit with friends and see a light bulb burning in her house and she rushes to the toilet. As soon as she closed the toilet door, we heard a noise in the neighboring area. It was two neighboring boys aged 16-17 who descended into the oak and held a long rod. When carefully examined, it turned out that at the end of this rod a cut chicken lap was bound (they accidentally looked at it when they broke through the wreck with a rod and its end was close enough to us). Crossing up to the toilet, they scratched this leg on the naked back of the unhappy woman with a stick...Sorry, of course, my aunt, but we were rotting hysterically watching the toilet run into the depths of the garden with a heart-breaking scream. and :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №20081
 07.09.2009
Tatiana, I understand that I will be cursed by your designer, but again I can’t agree with the submitted layout options.
The first layout uses three different fonts, if together with the layout number, then four. Part with shadow, part with cover.
The second layout, in general, for true admirers of Impressionism. Worth the paintings of Van Gogh and Monet. There are five different fonts in three different colors. As the saying goes "I will wear the best right away".
A very valuable design discovery, in the word "cars" to write "AUTO", and in the place of "MOBILE" to draw a blood-flowing machine.
Well, and if you’re really struggling, the word “commission” is written on both layouts with errors, which, to put it gently, is unacceptable.
It is yours, Jacob.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20080
 07.09.2009
YYYY
Michael Jackson is alive!

XXX is
Elvis also thinks so.
He sits next to me and cries.)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №20079
 07.09.2009
In our city drivers start driving not on green and not even on yellow light, but on "now will be yellow".

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