You are a pig, throwing out your socks!
Father (sys.admin): First on the desktop of the laptop, and then we will talk.

I am reading about the new logo of the Russian Army.
Our army as a whole lacks charisma or, in Russian speaking, swaga.
I realized that I didn’t talk in Russian.

All in vain Soviet grandmothers mocked the youth of the time, in vain.

If they were to look at the current shortcomings, the second stroke would be shaken by horror.

I came across a 2012 quote.

Demonstration of tobacco products and the process of their consumption in the cinema, radio or television will be allowed only if it is done for the purpose of informing about the harm of smoking.

Can anyone imagine Sherlock Holmes without a tube? It is absurd...
YYY: Just Sherlock will have to cough the whole film terribly with blood and tell everyone that he will soon die.
and...
Or, for example, so is it. At the height of the WOW, a meeting in the rank of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief, is sitting Stalin and a bunch of generals.
Zhukov: Comrade Stalin, the Germans broke through the defense and rush toward Moscow, what measures will we take?
Stalin, swiftly pulling the smoke out of his pipe and coughing: "Comrades, decide without me. I will still die of lung cancer tomorrow.

On the Dating Site:
He: Greetings as out of communication
How long have I been looking for you! Do you think of the word "rich"?

AnaRxiST: we go today with a friend in the bus, our stop is right, the bus is slowing down and while the friend is coming loudly so, on the whole bus says:Ladies and gentlemen, please a moment of your attention.The whole bus turns to our side, someone in anticipation even pulled the earphone from the ear, the friend left the look serious of all, lasted the pause and said:-Thank you. the doors opened, we went out, but the bus was not touched from the place for a long time and applause was heard)

"I thought about it.
If they make the law for the believers, that is, add them rights, then let us add the duties and official registration of the believers?
Do you want your rights to be protected?
Register, pray in the morning and evening, observe fasting, etc.
And yes, the exam for knowledge of sacred texts."

I fully support it as a believer. In today’s world, there is nothing shameful or dangerous about attributing yourself to a religion. This may help many to decide. And for those who find it difficult, it will be useful to read what they believe.
The exam for knowledge of sacred texts still exists in some dioceses, say, for the baptized.

Only, there is a constitutional right that a person is not obliged to report his religious opinions to anyone. This will hinder your idea. and :)

A neighbor came, a little inadequate, sitting with his father in the kitchen.
I woke up, went into the kitchen and started to chew the cat.
Neighbor: "your cat jeans broke me"
I: "I mean this is home jeans. We have the same. A T-shirt with a T-shirt"
The neighbor: "He also scratched my leg"
I: "I mean this is home foot"

The colleague is engaged in a study, in which he conducted a survey of students of the first course of one of the Voronezh universities. I distributed the questionnaires, explained how to fill in, no problem with filling. The last question in the questionnaire was "the area in which you plan to become a specialist ____________".In one of the questionnaires gentle female handwriting in this place was carefully inserted "Voronezhskaya"...

News that "Apple invited the leading designer of Nike to develop “smart” shoes"

Comments:" now your shoes will decide whether you are going for the new iPhone or not"

When a foreign word either supersedes its equivalent for its shortness or convenience, or forms a new meaning to an object or action, whose name is not yet in the mother tongue, it is a natural process of language formation. And when "go out on the street in a new game popleym" - it is the weakness of the mind.

I had some nervousness:

The "Prehistory I sit in the kitchen with my boyfriend and I..."

For such a "prehistory" I want to slowly drown, looking closely into these empty eyes.

Asking someone to write a piece of your program for you is the same as asking you to sleep with your girlfriend because you don’t know what she wants. Or you just lazy to sleep with her.

(10:02:03) Multi-handed Udav: It’s an uncomfortable feeling when you, a healthy bearded man, sit down on a cartoon about a ten-year-old girlfriend’s pony...

mr_nikit0s
You are down there, right?
Ksenia
Ahahah, in the halitic
mr_nikit0s
In Nizhny Novgorod, a small

XXX is hi. What do you do?
YYY: HYY
yyy: I want to soak the mushrooms, wash them, go to the market and clean up, at the end of the weekend!!! to

R1coshet: I was really walking on the street
r1coshet: and all in the mouth
R1Coshet: I don't remember
r1coshet: in the gta it was or in Moscow at the train station
Emissarius: You still say that you do not remember who made the pledge for you...

xxx: "O, o" is a kind of new emoji.
Vauu: yes, crying sova with astigmatism and brain shock 2 degrees

Included heating. Now is
You can not walk in two at once, but only in one sweater.

Suddenly the speed of the internet dropped. I will support.
There is no speed at all.
Yes, we know, who bite the highway wire to your city.In the days we will fix the malfunction