Describe your degree of adequacy.
I don’t do a selfie.
You are accepted!

Talk about debtors.
1st Here is one only <name> gave as he promised, but as he took, called, said that the last cock before yesterday without salt doeled, but after the bubble came with a bag of beer. Sometimes I imagined the last meal without salt.
2nd He drank it, not drank it.

Interesting fact: the wheel of a Formula 1 car costs 100 thousand euros - like two of my apartments))

I won’t fall asleep if I don’t write this.

Vaginal shoe should still do not "top-top", but "shoe-shoe")

The eldest son caught the dog and was ashamed that his third brother (he is a year old), albeit younger than the dog (a month) - and the team performs better.
And I sit, I record, I am interested here... :-)

Where to buy uranium, Urgent Hope

Are you in the car?
Ilka_d: No, the time machine
Danqer: vodka and placard?? to
Ilka_d: Ugo
Danqer: good transport... have to take on arms! )))

In Russia, they want to ban PornHub, with the wording "to protect children from unwanted information". In order to protect these children, I propose to close the sporting hall. The MPs will understand me. And if you compare the statistics of visits by children, every day at this station so many children are undesirably informed, apparently...

Where does the peace go?
More than fuck. If only it did not go down the road.

After work I sit and drink tea.
Mom: And before... So small, so good... Grandma found your letters to Santa: I want a radio-controlled machine and 4 packs of batteries.
About myself: I still want a machine and 4 packs of batteries.

In the old vase. Almost under the wheels throws a man, catches a car. I stumble, I stop, I ask what the mole wants.
Is there radio or other music?
“No, it’s getting me asleep, so nothing from the entertainment program.
Are you in a hurry?
and no.
He sweeps money, sits down, sticks and... closes his eyes.
Pray at four o’clock, I’ll pay.
The MCAD?
At least in the ass!
I actually slept a few hours, paid for gasoline and everything else. Why not go to the hotel? not answered. I sit down and think what it was!!! to

The criminal was hiding from the pursuit.
The commander had to move.

The movie is cheaper.

8 Things Everyone Should Do Before 8 A.M.:

A lot of contradictions. Sleep fully! But before eight in the morning, engage in persistent physical training (where only half an hour of heating) - give an unreasonably high load on the heart of the unawakened organism. Meditate and pray during training. Don’t forget to feel grateful for this, dear ones! Feel the gratitude! Gray the white! Take a cold shower, or you are depressed from such stress after waking up. Rethink your life, shit! I wake up every morning and re-think, why not re-think? I live a full life, so I need to rethink my whole life every morning.

here here :
Interesting fact:The phrase “Your call is very important to us, but at the moment all the carriers are busy” only causes irritation and anger.This is what Virgin Atlantic customers hear: “Hello, my name is Richard Branson, I am the owner of Virgin Atlantic. All operators are busy. It is disorder. Let’s do the following: If no one answers your call within 30 seconds, you’ll get a £450 discount. I start the reverse counting 30.29..."
The customer is listening and passionately dreams of only one thing – that the operator does not remove the telephone.No, agree – it’s brilliant.

Oh, I know the "smoking" of our operators, the call will be interrupted at 5 or 4.

Following the modern trends, the "Cot-Brat" candy was re-released under the name "Cot-Brat" and in the form of a limited series of "Cot-Brat".

The Roma barons of Germany, England, Austria, Hungary and other countries, where they are not very willing to accept refugees, have published an open letter to the EU.
In it, they require either to transport the entire Roma diaspora to the United States, or to build a bridge/tunnel at least to Greenland.

According to the leaders of the Roma diasporas, “they have never seen so poorly educated, uneducated, ugly, crying and uncivilized people as the majority of refugees.”

In Runet, the translation of this letter received the hashtag #PonaехаliVevropuDikari.

A free (and life) advice: under no weather and under no press, do not write out of the house - this is your only chance to participate in privatization, if your relatives gather there. And never under any promises sign a refusal to participate in privatization - promises will be "told" exactly in three minutes. and after privatization you, as a disabled person, can claim an obligatory share in the inheritance (after the death of someone). even if there is a will in which your name is not mentioned.
And yes, there was a good advice about languages – at least written English to go out for imported customers.

Traditional geography taught that the world has four oceans – Pacific, Atlantic, Ice and Indian. But the International Hydrographic Organization united the southern parts of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, creating a fifth addition to the list – the Southern Ocean. How many wonderful discoveries. It prepares an enlightened spirit. You are so confident in your knowledge. But science does not stand still. And not much of what we were taught in school has changed or supplemented. Remember this when you want to argue with someone about what you are so sure of.

I have a client from Australia. I like him) so he shows his sympathy for me: he makes all sorts of donations on my behalf to animal protection funds))))

How to put Word and Excel on a notepad?
1. wearing the socks

Comments on the 6mm iPhone 7:
xxx: I have waited for the time when smartphones with a thickness of 2 mm will appear
YYY: Do you have all the knives stuck?