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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №9016
 16.08.2008
by Zeman (19:53:01 14/08/2008)
Are you watching our Olympics?

ZeD (19:53:22 14/08/2008)
No more...

ZeD (19:53:35 14/08/2008)
The first two days...

ZeD (19:55:04 14/08/2008)
Now I am sick for China – they have done more for me than the Russians – namely: a refrigerator, a TV, a computer, two cell phones, a microwave oven and clothes from foot to head...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №9015
 15.08.2008
The first operation costs 36 thousand.
2 to 3????Thousands of
They said that 12
1 to 12 in one eye
Do you have two of them???? to
O_O

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9014
 15.08.2008
Have you thought about going on a diet? and :)
Yyy : I thought. It doesn’t help :(
XXXX: Rolex

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9013
 15.08.2008
She: This is better!But can you do another bag???? to
Beautiful : Which one?
She: I can’t talk to guys if they don’t write the word "mur meu" at the end of the phrase.
Could we meet? – Moore
She: Of course we can...!!!!!! to
Beautiful: Today Moore Meu, Where is it?
She: Around the Zoo 33 popcorns in Ashan.but one NO!
Beauty: What is it?
She: Where is Moore Meu???? to
Directed by: Moore Meu
She: what if when I started to communicate with you there you must see me start to rub on the wind and say "I am your narcotic.
Don't Be Wondered by Moore Meu
She: Then I won’t meet you.
What am I stupid about? – Moore


[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9012
 15.08.2008
The xxx:
And I also watched Masyanya yesterday... It became sad... Blind, the whole era of the rune, which has become only history.

YYYY :
The childhood...

The xxx:
And now "H", the Albanians, the bears, and "Vrotmnogogi".. this is really - Childhood.
And Masya - looked at a couple of three seasons of the very bloom (chronologically closer to the center) - the idea, consciousness, worldview, irony. They lived and it was worth it.

The xxx:
In short, I’ll bring you Masyanya tomorrow.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9011
 15.08.2008
<Riddle> greetings
<SparkSS> hi
<SparkSS> you are 14 years old
<Riddle> Yes
<Riddle> and what?
<SparkSS> nothing you once 5 meet me

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9010
 15.08.2008
Don’t read this quote, the previous one was better.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9009
 15.08.2008
>ovcharka: Hello to you. How to live?
*The user "PetrPikora" was betrayed by the user "Admin". The reason is "The dogs are not".
>admin is:

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9008
 15.08.2008
The Hero (-)
At the beginning of the 19th century, most students in our universities studied
The French. In the end, we took Bonaparte and took Paris.
At the beginning of the 20th century, most students in our universities studied
The German. In the end, we tired of Hitler and took Berlin.
It is the beginning of the 21st century and most students in our universities are studying
There has never been such a rich choice in our history.

The Hero (-)
And as a result, we pumped Georgia, the president of which spoke in English)))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9007
 15.08.2008
The founder recently arrived, gave the puzzles to the general (the grandmother's mould invested in nowhere flows). The general, in turn, gave the puzzles to the chairman, the deputy logist to Irochka, Irochka called the warehouse and gave the puzzles to the head. He crashed on me. Below me in office is only a warehouse cat, who apparently understands the situation, and looks at me with fear.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9006
 15.08.2008
Listen, well you work well with us, the network is stable, everyone is happy. Stop drinking beer at work!
Okay, I’m not going anymore...
xxx you promise? The oath!
I swear by naked naked naked naked naked

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9005
 15.08.2008
ShamshurinG.V. (08:59:07 12/08/2008)
I also regularly eat baby food.

Bedin (08:59:18 12/08/2008)
Funny is?

ShamshurinG.V. (08:59:59 12/08/2008)
and Oga!
Perfect for feeding small engineers because they need so much strength to play and grow!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9004
 15.08.2008
The female spider eats the male after fertilization.
The female man after fertilization also eats the male, but not immediately, but for several decades. Gourmanka, the fuck!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9003
 15.08.2008
At the request of "Michael Saakashvili" Wikipedia among other data issues:
Profession: The Killer
Nationality : Fascist
Religion: Satanist, Church of the United States

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9002
 15.08.2008
"When my daddy and I drove by, I learned that daddy knows how to mock me"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9001
 15.08.2008
Moscow is ready to support Georgia by expelling 2,000 Georgians.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9000
 15.08.2008
The struggle did not last long:
The Georgians are running away.

M.Y. Lermontov "Demon"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №8999
 15.08.2008
I go to the pharmacy. The heat, the silence. I stand. The pharmacist asks the man:
What to you?
I have a pregnancy test.
And what?
Negative if possible.
Then she lay.

Vzhik©

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8998
 15.08.2008
They created the world. List of Russian peacekeepers killed in South Ossetia (on 9.08.08)

1st Valeyev Timur Zarifovich, 1976 r., Major
2nd Gatylo Oleg Andreevich, 1982 g.r., Senior of K/s
Three Kolesnikov Alexander Mikhailovich, 1984 g.r., sergeant of k/s
4 is Kosyrev Vladimir Alexandrovich, 1980, captain
5 is Logvinenko Dmitry Dmitrievich, 1984 g.r., junior sergeant of k/s
6 is Mitroshenkov Anatoly Vladimirovich, 1985 g.r., junior sergeant of k/s
7 is Vladimir Andreevich Monday, 1980, ordinary k/s
8 is Serbach Grigory Ivanovich, 1985 g.r., ordinary k/s
9 is Dmitry Anatolyevich, 1980, senior sergeant of k/s
10 is Stepnov Georgy Ivanovich, 1983 g.r., ordinary k/s
11 is Filatov Vladimir Mikhailovich, 1986 g.r., ordinary k/s

If you are not interested in what is happening around South Ossetia, spread this list. Let people know the names of those who gave their lives to create peace for people.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8997
 15.08.2008
by VaD_DooMer
I do not live in Moscow or Peter, where you can do anything and find anything, if there is a desire and money. I need to have friends there, for the lack of those I bite my elbows and I envy you, guys, that you were born Moscovites.

and rukez:
Almost all of them are jealous of the Russians.
And Moskovich envy Vladivostok where right-handed bullets for pennies
and the Vladivostok envy the Vladivostokkaza where the helicopters are burned for copies
And Vladikovkaz envy the Iponia where the FSE copies.
And the Japanese envy the Germans where the FSE too for a penny of electricity and also the German.
The Germans are jealous of the Americans. Americans have twice as much electricity.
Americans are jealous of the Americans. They have oil to carry U.S. oil that is twice as much.
The Americans are jealous of the Americans. You are not bombed.
Morality is good where we are not.
You are also very good. You don’t have us and you don’t have bombs, and the rest is shit :-D

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