"Nationalist Tikhonov added 18 years to life"

Remembered by "Chipolino":

In short, the old Chipolone was sentenced to imprisonment not only for life, but for many years after his death, because there were also cemeteries in the prisons of Prince Limon.

In the morning at work:
I might get a macbook instead of a notepad. and (
See also: Cool
See also: HZ
You’ll get used to it in a couple of days and you’ll get into it.
XHH: I have never worked on macs and there has never been a special desire.
WOW: you will work, you will understand what its charm and how comfortable it is

The day:
Q: How do you make a menu?
by Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha

And laughter and sin in the truth about the dying villages:
In the absence of prerequisites for economic development, many small towns and villages are trying to attract tourists. For example, the Great Ustyug shattered the brand of Santa's homeland: now the 58-thousand population is fed on the account of a character that no one believes after the age of seven. Furthermore: Snowmen registered with him Kostroma, Alesh Popovich - Rostov the Great. The authorities of Pereslav-Zalessky signed the Thirteenth Kingdom. In time, the heads of the city of Myshkin, the village of Kukoba and the village of Ermakovo of the Yaroslavl region broke up, registering as their inhabitants Mysku-Norušku, Baba-Yagu and Kuroku Ryabu. And the flow of excursion buses to their rough hole grows every year.

Kolobok replaced Lenin as a tourist brand in the Ulyanovsk region, and in Tver it was decided that the homeland of the Immortal Koshchev must be located in the Stary Caves. In the guide to the Kaliningrad region you can find the title: "Zelenogradsk - the homeland of Buratino". The benefit of mutual cooperation is evidenced by the fact that in 2004 Santa Claus of the Great Ustyug made an official visit to the homeland of his wooden partner.

Ohhhhhh Okay, yesterday morning it was a joke! We have all mr. I cut off the light, the boiler showed a "fake" of hot water, and I am at 8 a.m. to work and I need to wash my head. I thought, better beautiful and wet than dirty. A silly decision, of course, but babblely.
Oh well. You are stupid! Let in the grave, but beautiful and with a clean head, right? ( by
Ohhhhhh What do you know about women’s beauty? I have two neighbors grandmothers, decided to paint my hair, eyebrows and eyelids. But they did it regularly. Well, they said beauty, they say, we will suddenly die, so that it is not shameful to lie in the grave.
Ohhhhhh The next day, Sima’s grandmother died. My grandmother says, you have succeeded!! A man at a funeral asks, “What, she’s 85?” I would not have given more than 60 in life. Such a fresh...

The clean socks ended, the dumb husband cuddled in the untouched, found nothing, a bunch of unwashed socks swelled with me. I try to translate it into a joke:
The owner gave Dobby a socks! Dobby is free!? to
Bobby is running!!! to

>because in that case my child may decide that this is the norm.

And poorly explain to your child what is right (at least from your point of view), and what is not? And if weak – how are you going to explain to him that killing, stealing and using drugs is not the norm too? And propaganda in these directions will not give in to homopropaganda at all.

This is NID HELLP!

In some ancient KVN was "Pushkin's Sack", about salary.

O Lord, you are powerful.
You are chasing the hole,
Forced on Saturday.
Come to work.
Do you know the answer,
Have you seen anywhere in the world
Is your annual salary?
and.
I saw her, stop!
There are mountains in the north.
In it there is a deep noire.
In that hole on three lines
The tomb comes from gold.
Your wages are in the grave!! to

It is? )

My cats are super pessimistic. Even when they have the floor of a bowl of food, they think it’s completely empty.

Mat filter gave birth to the phrase: Rotate around the axis of reproduction

The doctor is Georgian. A good doctor and decent.
So the aunt came to her, like a normal, dressed with no fur fur.
“Doctor, I was raped by two aliens tonight. One flew away and the other was stuck in me. I have to take him out!
The doctor lowered his head so as not to sting. He says, go to the chair. Let us see.
She looked at her and said, “You have no one there.”
My aunt was surprised! I’ll come in a month and check again.

> Also with the propaganda of homosexuality. She is not beating adults, she is beating children and adolescents.

A man will not associate life with a representative of his sex if he is drawn to the opposite. Experiments in youth are one thing, especially from the same sex children do not happen, but the choice of life companion is quite different. Most will prefer a traditional family and their own children when they grow up. But the non-traditional will get the opportunity to understand and accept their nature, and not to live on the principle of all-people, if homosexuality is not considered something shameful and almost criminal at the state level.
Ten years ago they were very popular "Tattoos". The girls who admired them are now not married and have children, but sometimes turn into broken eggs instead of becoming lesbians after such propaganda. At the same time, there are teenagers from conservative, religious families who feel a craving for their gender in spite of education. I will not even talk about adolescent suicides, and so everyone knows.
Licking and footing each other on the street is ugly, gender does not matter. But walking, holding hands, or just hugging is not propaganda, it is a normal, decent expression of feelings.

1: How is it? We had a hurricane, at night, the raft from the pavilion in the courtyard crashed to the hell (I thought I’t get into the game today!
Do you catch up with the internet? My friend's whole village from the roof of his house speaks on a cell phone - the only reception point in the district.)))

The xxx:
Zoran opened a diary on the pages for the past week and gave herself an estimate there. The good ones. The funniest thing is the drawing of the estimates themselves, and the signature - I would not distinguish from the original if I did not notice that the estimates are too many.

and ZZZ:
The belt.

The xxx:
For what?
That is talent!

and ZZZ:
In the water and in the aquapark.

The word democracy, like the word ass is, only democracy, unlike ass is not!

Imagine a situation: you’re driving in your car on a dull, stormy night – and suddenly you see three people waiting at the bus stop. These people:

1st An old woman who looks like she is about to go to a different world.

2nd An old friend who once saved your life.

Three The woman/man of your dreams.

Which one would you take with you if your car is two-seat? Think and give your answer before you read the answer.

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This moral and ethical dilemma, in fact, was offered as a test when recruiting in one company. You can drive an old woman who feels bad, because first you have to save her life. Or maybe you choose an old friend because he once saved your life, and it would be a great chance to thank him? When will you be able to meet your second half?

Of the 200 candidates for the position, only one candidate did not have problems with answering, and he was accepted. His decision was this: “I would give the car keys to my old friend and ask him to take the elderly woman to the hospital. At that time I was with the woman of my dreams.

Sometimes non-standard thinking and creative approach to the matter gives us the key to solving a problem of any complexity.

The CIA’s Department of Economic Intelligence intercepted phones, relied on supercomputers and even kidnapped officials from the Ministry of Agriculture, but it never understood why growing tomatoes in the Netherlands, with its centuries-old land shortage, disgusting climate and expensive labor, is cheaper than in Russia.

In order for the meat to taste better, it should be added to the meat ;)

N: I need another type of entrance, I sent you a photo yesterday. Do you do?
Q: Is there a choice?
N: There is no choice. We are all just pieces of sand in an infinite eternal universe, trapped between necessity and desire, having neither past nor future on the scale of Time of Being.
Our freedom and our aspirations are merely a naive illusion of Will and Consciousness, a pale reflection of distant galaxies in the depths of the existential horror of infinity.
And so we are doomed to spend that short moment, which is called life, to paint the design of the second entrance to the store and approve these sketches with the administration of the mall. Such things.
I: It is shameful that I can say))

Autumn: and brick houses are not better!!!! All the garbage is thrown between the walls and there is nothing!!! Apart from sound insulation.
Local: What is it for example?
e.vI don’t know how it is now, but there were a few empty bottles of tomato particles and cotton pants in the 70th-year-old house under the window. The whole.
These are my pants, give me!! to
e.vJust come, come
I hope you didn’t wear them.
e.vOn the Day of the Builder

A bit of boredom:

Caring in an emo environment is a complex and confusing ritual.
Its main task is to find out the sex of the partner as unobtrusively and delicately as possible.
c) The joke
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You are lying, my dear. This is not an anecdote, but a twisted quote about the Gnomes from Terry Pratchett's books. Dwarves not only in the view of other species all equally bearded, in helmets and purely abstract somewhere there under the knots differ in gender, but also between themselves the question of gender only in marital relationships and affect, without having a social gender role.
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For those who read Pratchett - a quote about dwarves, for those who do not read - an anecdote about emoticons.