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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8996
 15.08.2008
I first understood the meaning of the word "stupor" when at 2 o'clock at night the haishnik asked me to tell him the alphabet opposite:))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8995
 15.08.2008
I read a quote here.

Doggy: sometimes so want to replace in the quip with "print" on "distributed"

Go to the quip folder and find the file in 2 minutes
"C:Program FilesQIPLIRussianlang.ini"
In it we look for the line "MC=Printing you a message" and renting on anything, after rebooting the quip dreams come true)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8994
 15.08.2008
The seller: Good morning.
I bought you a flash yesterday.
Seller: I remember you.
I want to exchange it!
The Seller: Why?? to
Girl: She was drying up on my Windows computer at home!


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8993
 15.08.2008
Dreams are like treasures – in the end, they are broken because of money.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8992
 15.08.2008
Today in the lunch break was under the Pushkin Square on the transit,

The voice of a scandal. Scandalous two ladies, one just a aunt (T),

The other is a very representative aunt (OPT), all of herself in hair and

The buses.



The tail of dialogue:



(T) with a whispering scandalous voice: Oh, woman, well go for yourself,

Go to...

Very, very magnificent: “Woman” is in the mountains, and we

There is no “woman” speaking!! to

(T) confused: what are they saying? What is “Baby”?! to

(OPT) in the tone of obvious superiority: it is necessary to say “sudaryana”!

(T) very joyful: the collision, go to the hill!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8991
 15.08.2008
Becoming an intelligent is very simple – you just have to throw it out of the car.

a baseball bite and put a beautiful metal clutch from

and golf.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8990
 15.08.2008
Yesterday on the street a poster was rolled "Salary up to 15 000 rubles!". Today - "Rabates on all products with diamonds - 7%!". He just shaved.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8989
 15.08.2008
As soon as you begin to realize that life has succeeded, the fate with the armor is stealing right behind.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8988
 15.08.2008
I watched the banner on mp3share.
"On what grass are you playing? Share it! "

We found a way to advertise the grass... ^_^'

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8987
 15.08.2008
Review of King's Bounty
Corrected spells: "The Eggs of the Red Dragon" and "The Infernal Cage". No wonder, now I want to play it.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8986
 15.08.2008
Yesterday I watched a piece on television, as the commander-in-chief of Georgia, hearing the sound of the plane, fled, left everyone. It was hard to catch him! He had to be sent to the Olympics to take part in the run, he is a very good sprinter," Kadyrov said.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8985
 15.08.2008
Originally, but...
The forum archive "Alex Exler's Private Club" is temporarily unavailable because work is underway to re-index it. After a while, access to the archive will be restored. We apologize for the inconvenience. But you can use this time, for example, for work. Or call your parents.

I kissed,
the administration.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8984
 15.08.2008
Strawberry (13:35:06 13/08/2008)
I think - Georgians are now called "black" not tolerant... probably we should call "Caucasian Americans".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8983
 15.08.2008
Russian: Why warhammer WAAAGH!!!! Orcs in Russian write as "GRAA!!". What is translated?! to
Kai Atar: In Russia, Greece, and Israel, the lay of dogs is referred to by the words “Gav, Gav”, Hindus say “Bhau, Bhau”, Koreans – “Mun, Mun”.
Ribbed: Some wrong dogs in Korea.
Kamikaze Vladimirovich: And with this pronouncement, it is easier to survive in Korea. For the dog, of course, it is necessary to learn to chew unnoticed.
In Korea, dogs chew: “Oh shield, Koreans! Let us go!"
Great: It’s likely they’re craving "miu-miu", "chru-chru", or, there, "cocareca". In order not to get caught...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8982
 15.08.2008
We were guests at Dacia. A 7-year-old son of acquaintances rides his 7-month-old sister in a small jeep. I approach, I start to see what a little sister is, beautiful. The boy with the harshest face.
You can swallow her...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8981
 15.08.2008
xxx(12:24:36 13/08/2008)
The average employee of a large city office works effectively about four hours a day.

yyy(12:25:12 13/08/2008)
You are fucking! 2 the maximum.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8980
 15.08.2008
Russia’s permanent representative to the UN Security Council, Vitaly Churkin, said: “We will build our own UN, with blackjack and prostitutes!and "

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8979
 15.08.2008
If you have been removed from your friend list and you can’t understand who did it, then you probably did the right thing.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8978
 15.08.2008
<quiz> Question No. 544: General psychosis (4 letters)
<Russian> home2

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8977
 15.08.2008
07.08.2008 16:05:58, Anushka
Free movement of letters and words.
We give meaning to freedom!
God, take back your nature.
The spring, the moon, the avalanche, the weather,
Zhukov, Dolphins, Cedars and Me
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07.08.2008 16:07:24, Chall - [cLmT]
My mom gave me back – it sounds much shorter.


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