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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №87545
 27.09.2013
xxx: ye b kflyj/
xxx: ye b kflyj/
YYY: Yes, I understood, I could not repeat.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №87544
 27.09.2013
A person who had his own room as a child will be punished for it. When he grows up, he will have his wife, children and parents everywhere in the apartment, and he will never have his corner for the rest of his life.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №87543
 27.09.2013
impossible in
People with "personal business"
or "grey" wages to receive
150k
_______________________

You have forgotten about the oil and gas provinces ;)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №87542
 27.09.2013
and RSDN. “Aeroflot” promises a “hard” low-cost with chairs, “like in an electric car” reducing the price by 40%

Iron Monkey: Are they really there? "Nate, eat it!"
What to do, would make a cattle truck with standing places
40% of the aeroflot price is the normal price on international lines

Iʹm OK: I would say thank you that even the pedals don't make it turn

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №87541
 27.09.2013
He went home.
Broke the mother with the child.
As I walked around, I heard the dialogue of this couple.

Child: "Mom, mom, and am I dead?"

Mother (footed): "Yes, my son, yes..."


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №87540
 27.09.2013
decided: I move to live to work, the heating has been turned on and the brain is not crushed.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87539
 27.09.2013
How do you keep quiet:
I go to a fitness club and you know, I discovered an interesting fact - a lot of people are engaged in sports hats with hats on their heads. And I want to ask... why? ... Intentionally...? Do you have a cap on the runway? The idea is one – under these very caps they have caps made of foil, so that the foil could significantly reduce the intensity of the exposure of high-frequency radiation to the brain.
____________
In the cardio zone, there is usually strong ventilation. If you exercise intensely for more than 30 minutes, the wet head begins to freeze.
I like to imagine myself as Rocky Balboa.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87538
 27.09.2013
We communicate with a friend on Skype...both are well over 30...there are children...apocalypse experiences...
The adult life is like that.
XXX is a responsibility :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
yyy: but that’s nothing))
xxx: yes
XXX: I have my own
XXX: No explanation
Why did you delay?
I want to hide cigarettes :D
Yyy: this is now the children have to explain, not the parents))))))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87537
 27.09.2013
Forester46 (09:29:21 27/09/2013)
Borrowing money?

VanGb(09:29:40 27/09/2013)
30000 is easy!

VanGb (09:29:46 27/09/2013)
Even 0.5 ))))

Forester46 (09:29:59 27/09/2013)
Go to zero ?

VanGb (09:30:07 27/09/2013)
by 0.03

VanGb(09:30:09 27/09/2013)
by 0.05

VanGb (09:30:13 27/09/2013)
To put on???? to

VanGb (09:30:15 27/09/2013)
))))))))))))))))

Forester46 (09:30:23 27/09/2013)
Spinoza is enough.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №87536
 27.09.2013
Winnie Pooh has a broken Buratino in his head, I can’t accept it... shoot me please.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №87535
 27.09.2013
I will never pay for sex. It is foolish to spend money on things that can be achieved with tears and threats.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87534
 27.09.2013
News: Only a week has passed since the release of iOS 7, and it is already installed on 52% of Apple devices.
Comments on the news: "48% hold on!!! Do not replace!)))))"

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87533
 27.09.2013
xxx: guys, in two words, what game is gta 5? I did not play in the previous parts.
YYY: Listen, can you describe in two words what it’s like to be abducted by aliens for the last 10 years?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87532
 27.09.2013
In a movie search for a film about how an adult man through the Internet cheated a 14-year-old schoolgirl, snatched into a hotel and subsequently raped, the permissible age for viewing was 16+. Why do we teach, warn, and warn children? The law is in action, Herley.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87531
 27.09.2013
The delivery of the project to the customer goes through the same six stages - denial, anger, understanding, depression, acceptance.

And the sixth?

The client asks that too!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №87530
 27.09.2013
<wife> (link to photo of a small brown dog)
<coder> Funny piece of fur
<wife> she still laughs on the idea)
<coder> phigase
<wife> to have such in a private house and hang a sign " carefully, the house is guarded by a dog"))
<coder> in the sense, "formally true"?
<wife> yes yes
<wife> what, this is not a house, and this is not a dog?? to
<coder> This is not "protected"
<coder> This is "completed"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87529
 27.09.2013
Here I sit and think: whether I have a gentle troll in my family, or whether in the clinic of the Ministry of Internal Affairs 30 years ago, the guides and magicians worked... )

Imagine what it looks like.)
In 1985 a small tumor was cut out in the departmental hospital. And when he left the anesthesia he asked the doctor - and you did not formalize, there, a tumor that, very look at hunting? The doctor replied, “Yes, yesterday it was full moon, I burned it.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87528
 27.09.2013
Continuing the thought:
If you believe the very first edition of the British Encyclopedia, the lethal dose of vodka is 2 liters, the exception is the seamen and Russians.

The thought went further.
Imagine a classic British of the time who decides to leave life in an eccentric way. He drinks 2 liters and wakes up in the morning with the wildest hammer. Breaking the pattern, as the British Encyclopedia can lie, is the second Bible for the English. And in order to regain balance in his inner world, this British goes to the navy.

Or to the embassy of the Russian Empire, singing "God, save the Tsar"!
At the same time, the breakdown of the pattern is experienced by his whole family)))))
Then try the original recipe for changing the composition.)
The cycle is closed, the likely opponent is rapidly losing the population, Mendeleev is quite rubbing his hands and receiving a state premium ))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №87527
 27.09.2013
ahah
And I am of that generation, which by the word ‘sleep’ meant ‘sleep’.

You can take a couple of clocks ;)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87526
 27.09.2013
Very pleased comments in one online newspaper to the article in Moscow fell the first snow with a grail:
What a grandmother, such a grandmother’s summer.
You will be able to get rid of them in the winter, and you will be able to get rid of them.

by Lika

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