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What is Freud.

A woman has a close friend – a man. That means he most likely likes her, which is why he spends so much time with her. She treats him strictly as a friend. Say, you’re a cool guy, but you don’t attract me in the "this" sense.
It’s the same as if a person came to an interview and the employer said:
You have a great resume, you have the qualifications we need, but we won’t accept you. However, we use your resume as a sample to compare with other candidates. But we’re going to take one who’s much less skilled than you, and most likely an alcoholic. And if it doesn’t work with him, we’ll take someone else, but not you anyway. Actually, we will never accept you. But sometimes we will call you to complain about those we have accepted.
Humor does not contain

This is one of the most important things in the world.

Fuck, how I understand you.

BOUGAGA: After Moscow (When on the pedestrian crossing at the green sphatofor real can drive on the pedestrian), being in Lipetsk was pleasantly surprised.
Drivers give in to pedestrians at the crossing. Either in Lipetsk all drivers are culturally educated or they are strictly...

Alister Crowley: They didn’t know you were a Moscovite.

<lisnake> No one is perfect
<No one> I know :(

Are you a type of vampire? and :)
and no. I am a youth girl.

Look at the video, I dropped it.

I: And I’ve seen this before, you and Lenka showed us :-)
Lena was impressed.

We come from you, an example dialogue:
Fuck, Oleg was a dumb man!
Yes, there is such a shit...
How did you meet him?
Noah, he is my father.
- O_O

Dear seeker.
Due to the fact that your resume came to our company in unreadable form and contains many question marks, we believe that this indicates your uncertainty in your work experience, on the basis of which our company refuses you in the position of a lawyer.

With respect,
Manager of personnel

This is a masterpiece of personal stupidity. In response, I sent a proposal to change the encoding of email

From one of the forums:

He is:
I will love the woman who will cook me a borst.

She is:
X) Something is painful
Could you clarify? A bowl that you will like.

He is:
I clarify: I will be afraid to look at a woman cooking a borst, which will not even like me.

He spent his entire life putting money on a black day. The day came and he was robbed.

The employee was at a fishing trip last weekend, he said.

GIMS (state inspection of small vessels) - a water analogue of haishnikovs, just broke off the chain in the past Saturday-Sunday, apparently they also need children to prepare for school. They checked all who were on the Don, fined for the slightest non-compliance with the charter))) The neighboring boat with him began to check how badly the man had everything - a pharmacy, documents, craftsmanship, a state measure, a rescue vest... And then the Himsovsky wept: - and there is a whistle?! to
(the rescue vest according to the rules is equipped with a whisper) The man is dying,
They shine of joy, they are! There is a whistle!! The fisherman was apparently a hunter, he got into some livelihoods in a boat and gets a manna, which crawls on the wreck.

At the last trembling of the Hims, the man cut off that the tone of the whistle in the rules is not stipulated and he could at all carry the flute with him...

The curtain.

Medical observation.
The worse a girl is, the less she has a headache.

HHH: I saw a hook at a policeman lying there today...
xxx: in my head came the thought "Working with a partner..."

Lizzzi: he said he doesn’t have a condom and type, let’s go.
Lisnake: What about you?
Lizzzi: And I said that I was just ready to become a mother. The condom appeared magically.

Confession from the dating site: "Life in the house went quietly until my wife saw a neighbor washing the common hall of the swab, on which my trousers were twisted."

AnyKey (11:46:40 1/09/2009)
Pipetz... I end up having sex... it hit more from the rust of pleasure to receive than from the process.

Pumpkin (11:47:33 1/09/2009)
That this time? and :)

AnyKey (11:50:11 1/09/2009)
I woke up from my minute for 40 to the alarm clock, well, I decided hmm, I try, she bites the sponges, stinks, all a bunch... closer to the alarm clock she begins to fit me, I honestly try, but with physiology you can’t argue, I can’t do less than an hour, and here, fuck, her alarm clock... and there fucking...
Too often trouble knocks on the door.
It is not hard to believe in the saviors.
Only need to call them.
Friends don’t have to wait long.
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They always hurry where trouble awaits.
Where they always succeed.

A friend from the camp returned, status in aske:
There is nothing more desirable than waking up every morning in loving arms and getting up in the light of the rays of 29 devoted children's eyes!

The One-Eye Squadron!

JuZz
Girls from college get annoyed.
except
Kill them
JuZz
One girl has six abortions, the other has eight. When they tell me about this, I smoke a second cigarette on the machine. And then one of them wondered: "What are you, again? This is a bad thing!"

I wonder, and can I just chew on the rating in contact?
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What is the "rating in contact"? O_O

Pride: Topographic Cretinism – is it how?
Ihtiandr: It’s like you, just topographic.

I work as a hairdresser. There is a young man sitting in the chair with very thick hair. The haircut. Grrrr, your hair is good. He is me:
P – What is there? Previously, the machines were broken.

I asked where was that hair?
After a while I was told:

(p)- Emm... Apparently the head grew, and the hair no longer became. So we focused...

I cried...

Talk about vibrators.

Which one, let me say, fucking come up with! I am 56 years old, and I will tell you that in my youth there were no such abominations. If a woman needed pleasures, she found a young man, married him, and he satisfied all her similar needs. There was no such pudding!! to

Dear grandfather! What if the girl just lacks a young man?

If she lacks her husband, let her go to work as a prostitute.

Zzzz: Dear Wauw! What did you do to your grandfather? Throw away these vibrators and go to the panel! The older generation will not advise. ;D