I understand that most developers are minors.

I understand that I am an ancient 39-year-old dinosaur.

But because of your juvenile stupidity, I cannot fill out an online questionnaire at no one bank, because you can’t choose your country of birth anywhere – the USSR.

burning in hell.

And today she visited a real scientific laboratory. I am afraid of modern science. Destroyed laboratory, missing equipment. But the point of view comes across interesting books, such as "Myths of Finnish-Hungarian tribes". And also leaflets with statements, such as "the worse you wash the dishes, the more interesting discoveries", "we have nothing lost, nothing is found." And the poster "Totally KAWAII" with the blind eyes at the entrance. He changed T_T

This is the usual lab. It is necessary to rejoice that young and / or humorous people work, not to be afraid. We can survive the reform.

Package with packages, file with files...
Added socks with socks. Those who are unmatched and wait for their partners from the laundry or under the couch. With each laundry/cleaning, the contingent of waiters changes – someone finds a couple and goes into a happy family life, new ones come in their place... House 2 in miniature, and especially the bored are allowed to be physically destroyed!

Here is this:

After five years of working on Linux, I’m finally working.

Update is provided

There is no heating, the servo has fallen, I am sick - I will drown! I have no water for the second day.

Stopped, the Aitishmen in the skynet were the first victims.

The idols knew how to turn it off.
and
It is not turned off)
and
So we never gathered. All of them sit in the underground bunker and play for the Terminators.
and
and LOL)
and
- Ah, this is Inna Georgievna, from the accounting office! Get out of the miniature, fuck!"

Who could not eat for three hours because food was added to the pot all the time?

The case was in Hong Kong, he hired there to help a street soup merchant. The merchant had a cart with a boiler, soup was cooked right here, on the street. He says their cart has been in business for over half a century, and the main secret of the soup business was to never wash the boiler. They cooked the soup all the time, without the slightest break. In fact, they sold the same fish soup for fifty years in a row, the same and not the same, because they were constantly adding some new ingredients, the ones they were able to get.

I listened to the anthem in a new process...Thank you for not Justin Bieber.

Here is this:
xxx: This morning, smoking on the balcony, I saw a single-task boy stop at half-step to switch the track in the phone
— — — —
This single-tasking boy has a much smaller chance of getting under the wheels of an idiot driver than a multi-tasking boy. Many times I watched a pedestrian watch the phone and crawl through the road without raising his head.

From the questionnaire of a girl from a dating site:
I am most proud of this achievement:
Shooting with AK-47
He has taken away from his life"

Soon I got acquainted :D

Mildox wants to spend 150 billion rubles on rehabilitation of five thousand drug addicts
Orda: and could have done a dozen sectors
mildox: I do not rule out that this money will just go to buy a dozen secators

With regard to technical support.
The girl was chosen because she was called as a friend’s mother, but these are details... So, there was an instructor. She ran around and said:"Hold the cock!"Hold the cock!"
A friend’s father watched this action and said that during his time in Odessa they did without an instructor.

In the morning in the metro.
The girl with long hair in the morning subway is not only a few hair cut off with the root, but also two or three serious evening scandals in the families of men pressed to her.

Yesterday I bought food for 3 days in advance and hung the bag on the chair (as long as I was dressed).
The wife came, I hear the whispering in the kitchen and the knocking of the entrance door.
In a couple of minutes come into the room and let me drink that I didn’t throw the garbage and eat nothing.
I speak softly in the affix. In total, she threw out a package of products for 2500 rubles.
A pleasant appetite

Hello to you)))
You showed me the game.
Lily : what one?
Yes, that with the kiwi.
Lilia: With what kind of cheese?
Fuck, there was a cat.
She shot again.
Lily is a cat? Shoot it?
And yes ?
He also collected flowers.
Lily is a cat. was shooting. Collecting the flowers.
Skyrim is it?
Dadaada, of course! thank you ?

A conversation with my wife:
“Sasha, I want something like this... Let’s do this: you cook pasta, and I’m a coward!”
Cooked trousers, and even pasta? Curiously, we haven’t tried it yet. But your girls are fantasy, they are so funny...
I am cheese, I am cheese. The pervert is worried!! and :)

We know these European companies.
We built a house like this nearby.
xxx: not enough that the doors are cardboard, so also the eye looks inside

Zombie apocalypse is not when zombies are on the street, but when zombies are in the movies, zombies in the games, zombies in the books, zombies in the pictures, zombies in the theater, zombies in the music, plus all this zombies in the government and zombies in front of TV screens.

News headline: "In the griller of the administration of the Frunzen district a theft was committed"

In the district administration...
I always knew there were clowns.

Postulate 1: Knowledge = Power
Postulate 2: Time = Money

Every student knows that:
Work / Time = Strength * Speed (1)

Replacing the ratio of two postulates
In (1) we obtain:
Work / Money = Knowledge * Speed (2)

After the conversion we receive:
Work / (Knowledge * Speed) = Money (3)

The equation (3) shows that if we pursue Knowledge or Speed to zero, we will receive endless money for any Work.

The more stupid and lazy a person is, the more money he can earn.

Quod erat demonstrandum