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[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70733
 29.09.2012
Purchase bars of the United States, England, Russia, you can in highly specialized stores, military themes. They are not just military visitors. And also representatives of various informal currents: Goths, bikers, fans of heavy metals.

<<< fans of heavy metals joke))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70732
 29.09.2012
- You know, I took a strapon here yesterday...
I congratulate you.
So I now think what will happen first: will his dog bite or will the child find?
and hm. Well, try to remove it in a place where the child will not be useful for anything.
Is that on the shelf with his textbooks?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70731
 29.09.2012
X: You know who you are? You are fucking blonde!
Q: Why is that more?! to
X: Your hair is bright.
A: Well yes yes.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №70730
 29.09.2012
But the iPhone is not a budget. What does it have, productivity and stability? An analogy - some German, reliable, controlled, powerful, comfortable, Mercedes there or BMW.
Yyy: A failed analogy.
YYY: Here’s a lot better: in the body of the Lamborghini they insert a filler from the Ford Focus and sell it three times more expensive than the Nissan Thean. At the same time, they limit the speed of 50 km / h, arguing this by caring for the consumer ("to not break down") and refueling is given only on branded gas stations with fuel with special additives, times more expensive in cost ("only our fuel is quality"). The removal of the limit on speed and fuel costs some money, is carried out by the domesticated Kulibin, and after it the warranty is canceled.
YYY: At the same time, the happy owners of the unit call theanavods "poor" and put on their tarantus a wild-spirited sport damper so that everyone around them knows that a man is driving on a car.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70729
 29.09.2012
Together with my sister (C) we cross the tram routes:
(I) I am afraid to pass them after that incident...
C) In what case?
Well, the case with Berlioz))
(C) And after the case with Anna Karenina you are not afraid of anything?))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70728
 28.09.2012
Women’s Psychological Forum. A huge paragraph of someone's mental outbursts: she is pathologically afraid of the cockroaches and this psychological barrier prevents her from having a child. Lots of advice and sympathy. Children’s cakes are just a charm, it’s quite another thing.
The best comment consisted of 3 words: "All opposed to g...but".

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70727
 28.09.2012
I will fly to Cyprus tomorrow.
aesorokin: by work
Is it possible to buy something interesting?
Dimgel: Magnetics and Hule

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №70726
 28.09.2012
From the forum:
Q: Who will help? MPU CANON 4320 D rubbed paper.I need to restore the former state,who will take?
ууу: We carefully remove the sheet from the printer, moisturize the steam, smooth out the utyug, glue PVA to the spot of the rupture. It is easier to buy a new page.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №70725
 28.09.2012
They sit three.
First, what are the ideas? How will we get rid of them?
So, let’s break the machine.
The first is: stupid? Last time they broke, so they sent again.
Second, let’s steal a little bit.
The first: - tried, sent again, with alarm and wrecked, a bunch of surveillance cameras! You cannot go so quietly.
Third: So let’s just go out and say to fail back that we have nothing!
First, is he completely foolish? If they find out that we are sitting here, they will have the whole brigade pulled! Go see what the machine is doing.
The third stands up, approaches the hole, slightly lifts it up and observes how on the surface of Mars, the Suriosity explores the dried stream.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70724
 28.09.2012
XXX: Very cruel advertising on TV

YYY: What one?

xxx: A guy and a girl in a taxi sit, and there Valuev: "well, what, in the movie?"

YYYYYYYYYYYYY

X: Would you risk opposing him?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №70723
 28.09.2012
I live on the first floor.
At night, they wiped the mask net from the window.
The next night they returned with a small note: "Not fit. Sorry for the concern"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70722
 28.09.2012
Favorite: Sooner would be monthly, although the movies are normal to watch)


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70721
 28.09.2012
News
In order to prevent people from overeating, the Japanese invented “diet glasses” that increase the size of food. This effect was achieved thanks to the use of cameras mounted in the gadget.
Commentary :
I wonder, did they have the idea of a sex shop? Alternative use can bring profits in times more))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70720
 28.09.2012
From the description to the clay:
"Not suitable for use in furniture manufacturing and for Ford cars."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70719
 28.09.2012
The driver is Bulgarian, the cargo was brought. Trapped for 6 days.
Question: Do you have all the documents in order? He affirmed his head.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70718
 28.09.2012
XXX: How I missed a normal 8-hour working sleep.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70717
 28.09.2012
from news
"Dvorkovich gave "Post of Russia" two years to accelerate delivery"

Two is little. Probably won’t have time.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70716
 28.09.2012
XX: What is your dream?
WOW: Do I have it? Gather a bunch of money and order on the trolley bus "advertising" in the mind of a cat! And also, if possible, attach a piece of cloth with a rainbow from the back, so that it is more realistic when moving.
The Idiot: Idiot

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70715
 28.09.2012
I’m getting fat, I’ll eat less.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №70714
 28.09.2012
Give me the phone, I’ll call Denise.
He sat down.
How to sit? I only saw him yesterday.

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