Catalina: I met a guy who, at the height of 160-165 cm, weighed 55 kg. When I first saw him without a t-shirt, my first thought was that a man should be confident in him, not wanting to feed him.
Wel: I know a guy 45 kg at the same height. The first question is, is it legal?

Russian viper jailed in Qatar for smoking on board plane

My pregnant wife with a coach:
I told my sister that my coordination was worse, and she said, “What, did you have coordination?”and "
Do you have poor coordination? Yes well!
Yes, my sister is bad, and my coordination is good.

The colleague presents new glass walls (they are resistant to damage):
"Imagine I’m a cat!" and let’s scratch those same wallpapers... "I can also be a bicycle or a child’s wheelchair".

Without GMOs and without GMOs.
Today I jumped out of the bakery and ran away somewhere.

Why did you learn Russian?

In my early youth, I had no choice what to do: I was well taught in languages, and the sciences went well. At some point, the wild thought arose to learn Russian, to go to Russia and get involved there... science. Maybe I just read the spy novels of Jan Fleming (laughs). But in the end nothing worked, because the Russian grammar is too complicated. Too many rules and even more exceptions. I think this applies to the whole of Russian life.

Is Karma all over again? Can I jump?!...
- Such a feeling that he is there after another time local necromants resurrect, and he then dies again. So in a circle.
The healthiest version, ch.
The reanimators eat and have fun.

You don’t talk to Ruth? Here’s a wicked hacker coming to you, and you’ve got a rott...
I barely got married.

A day ago, I found a visiting card of the rehabilitation center with the text "Alcoholism? The drug? We made our choice! What about you?"

Miracle
The project. Filling the building site. 56 of articles. I make a couple, send for verification and correction. I have the maximum in virtually all criteria. Perfect water, 100% uniqueness, keys, structure, sections, even 10 out of 10 on the main value and so on. Do you know what’s wrong? The text should be made less commercial and more informative. At the same time, the task originally stood to pair the happy buyer these dirty houses. And the phrase "make the text less ideal" and "you don’t need to the maximum score on all our criteria" just delivered me

Discussion with a girlfriend after going to a perfume shop:
What are the names of those ghosts, do you remember?
- I don't remember, such as "genocide"... Or not, "gyacinth", exactly!)

What is the difference between Yakutia and Moscow?
It is 6 hours ?
zzz: About 120 years of development.

What only objects did not mutilate the enemies of Jackie Chan, and now he will also have an Oscar at hand.

At 4th grade, our university signed a contract with a small university in the states. Under this contract you can go to the states, study there, but at the same time you are in your native university and even as if you were studying (as if, because when you arrived after the semester, everyone was fooled). Plus, you can translate all the subjects that we have already passed and get a BBA pretty quickly. My husband and I decided, why not? An interesting experience. The story here will be about one story, there was a lot of things, but I will start with this.



We had a fairly interesting e-commerce subject, the subject is very adequate, which is interesting in German. Once he says I divide you into groups of 3 people, work together, do research and presentation (it was necessary to choose any company that is engaged in e-commerce, twist the annual reports on certain parameters, make a presentation). In our group was me, my boyfriend, a black girl. We met after classes in the library, decided which company to choose, divided all three, who does what. We agreed to meet a couple of times a week at a convenient time. All this time, this coal, as we called them, was talking on the phone, as if pretending to agree.



The first meeting is not there. On a couple, she came, we approached the watt of fact? She says, sorry, work (aga, between pairs). The second meeting is not there. Again, what are the things? Guys, understand, I have no time (as well, lies and does not red, although if it was red, we would not notice))) And so she dropped us 4 times! Sometimes it pushes up. We went to the presbyterium and we say so and so, drive her out of our group, we will do everything ourselves. He says, let’s talk with her. Bazar is not there, let’s wonder what else will come up with. This goat began to say that she is trying, but we Russians are behaving so with her because she is black. Then there was a heartbreaking talk about what she and her ancestors had been very hard all the years, and here is the 21st century and again racism. Even a tear, a bitch. I sit and guard. I have heard these phrases in the movies, but I thought it was all a joke. It's good that the pred really got adequate, he says to her, "Here you mentioned that you're trying, it's been 2 weeks and more, show me your work" T-dam, a nude scene, of course, she didn't show them, silently got up and left. Prepod gave good on her "exit" from our group, we gave up on excellent.

From there we went to Europe. I wanted to buy more of these bottled products. It cost 49 rubles. And they now called them the "Bank for Children's Creativity" and put the price 120 r. And also put the type "Old Price 180". My eyes were on my forehead from such scratches. Here are fools.
xxx: I hope in a couple of months they will return the price adequate.
XXX: Or will they call it a bank for jewelry?

XXX: I think you are lying.
Do not lie, I swear by God.
You are an atheist, swear by science.

My parents had problems with the internet. The provider is a large company that provides mobile communications services + home internet. As usual, calling a master for repair is quite difficult. I suffered a long time, I called them. I wrote in chats. What I knew was the problem – the wire that goes from the roof to the window was just damaged and the internet collapsed from the wind. Replacing the cable is difficult. Usually it all ends "extend the cable, insert the cable, goodbye". In general, there was an adequate manager in this company, who applied for the replacement of the cable. It is time to call the phone:
Technician: Good morning This is your provider. Check the internet, we did it all.
I: How did you do it? I asked to change the cable, but you didn’t even come in.
Technician: We changed a piece of cable on the roof
I: Is it on my roof?
Technician: Please check the internet
I: Okay, the cable is inserted – it doesn’t work.
Technician: How does it not work? What entrance are you in? We will come
I: the second
The Technician :? What is the street?
I: Lenin
Technician: Well, the city of Kharkov, right?
I: Yes no, the city of Zaporozhye. Should I try to plug the cable again?
Technician: Yes no, I am sorry. I call the managers.
So here. Now I understand why the internet has worked so badly. Switch stands in Kharkov, and subscribes to Zaporizhia :)

I read about a companion with turkeys. I remembered Jedi from the Clinic.

The average student owes more than a hundred thousand dollars for his education and his salary goes on debt. You have to turn to survive.

For example, you can work for someone. Or you can get something out of the clinic.

Or you can work a night shift at the "Ambulance". Or spell something.

Or your father will pay for it. Or... Well you understood.

Reading is harmful. One boy read It's Me, Editchka Limonova, and then he was found in New York in pink jeans, and, typically, pleased. and :)
The other boy read Stephen Hawking and didn’t understand anything.
And the third boy began to read Donald Knut and got a brain shake when the third volume fell on his head.

I want to buy a Mercedes C63 AMG, what should I pay attention to?
Pay attention to the BMW M3