> The pedestrian cannot violate the rules

That’s where these fucking nests are, that’s where they come from.
Unfortunately, such a pedestrian has the right to appear on the street only accompanied by a guardian or sanitarians.

Yesterday we had a beauty contest among volleyball players.
YYY: It is a good. Volleyball women mostly sympathetic, and also all slim, tight, beauty in one word)
XX: Well yeah... And what kind of crap they give (

Microsoft has announced that it will end support for Paint
XXX is yes!!by 1111
XX: Did Paint have support? Didn’t they make the last functional change?
yyy: Ned, in the last update (not very long ago, by the way) they ally - added an image cut by highlighting!
xxx: Now they stop supporting because they have attained perfection.

XXX: And ZZZ and I last week at Seliger pulled leeches and drank milk.
YYY: Milk with fish, zórow!
XXX: I just didn’t want to use the word “vodka” publicly, suddenly the kids read us.

Evolution says: You can’t succeed, make children. Maybe they can.
The next iteration is similar.

The little boy from the walk came and immediately to the TV - cartoons for children is all! I go into his room, and he stands with his hands up at the TV. I ask :
What about the hands?
and A? Without breaking away from the TV.
Why did you raise your hands?
It is Mom.
Mom about it?
She took off my sweater!

Amatorero: No, I am a little confused by the kindness form "parallelepidics".

And we were at work: we will answer you immediately within 10 days.

They say little positive news, we launch a new section: "Good news", friends, what good has happened to you lately?

XXX is on vacation!
Yyy: Escaped from the gauges
Zzz: There were two spices in the spread.

Teach your children to eat with their left hand. Then, sitting behind the compass, they will thank you.

and. But supporters of a separate budget begin their story with the words "ex husband/ex wife". I have everything. Thanks for attention.

You are absolutely right :) When you don't love a person anymore, you don't want to invest anything in him and start to count, share and move away.

This week’s hat object is a bike-ovula with a separate family budget.

If you want to cross the cartoons, take the full movie Tom and Jerry meet Leopold the cat. The foolish mice have something to learn from Jerry, and the foolish Tom, respectively, from the wise Mr. Leopold.

XXX is Funny
XXX: Trying out the Sun
XXX is working
Until he prayed, the sun was burning, then only occasionally appeared.
yyy : ))) is logical
XXX: Yes Yes
xxx: I was told that the cream was very strong, but I didn’t think it was so straight

Have you already had a child, and you order all the pizza, as teenagers or singles?

So, well, and not to go to the pizzeria / tractory / osteria also adults (there cartoons, if anything, do not show))?
Or adults+families must necessarily cook crack at home (preferably from products grown in the country?)

Here I read this joke about mercancy in marriage and wonder for two reasons: 1) What does this joke do here? Not a forum, not a forum. FIG with him. 2) Nobody notices the norms? People who write about the fact that the budget should be common and in addition to the material contribution there is also intangible, give an example of their own long and continuing marriage (15.9 years, etc.). Men and women also write. But supporters of a separate budget begin their story with the words "ex husband/ex wife". I have everything. Thanks for attention.

What if I don’t wear it?

Again it is relative. In this case, you need to divide not only the money, but also the labor costs in half. Here’s a list of things that usually need to be shared:
cleaning, cooking, dishwashing, washing, smoothing, small repairs, payment of bills (not in financial terms), purchase of products, calling for necessary services for home service, drawing up a schedule of major cases, administering activities (Dr. Ng...) A separate article is the maintenance and upbringing of the child (it is even possible to set up a separate account for his needs).

And what about the process of childbirth, childbirth, child care in the first years of life? Intangible element of education, etc. This then also divide in half, and what, it turns out, uncle sunny-out, some may even have a pleasure received - and went quietly to earn money, which can calmly spend on herself, because the lady in the decree as if not working and can not contribute proportionate 50%. So, from the moment of departure to the decree, she is as if hungry, living first on maternity allowance and care, and then at all, without having a child in the garden, sitting without a penny, since the husband earns 100%, and the wife - 0.

And in general, what a fortune that there are no openly greedy uncles and aunts in my surroundings, nor such good friends who have separated this mess here. I’m not specifically the author of the text I quoted (this just went right), I’m about the rough shit in principle.

You don’t like family-oriented girls who want to live with their husband at his expense in exchange for growing up and raising his children – although this is a normal family. Are you expecting a pregnant woman or a newly born woman to take a baby somewhere and run out to crawl? seriously?

You do not like divorced women with children and without: a divorce, a divorce, a trailer, where she walked there and grew up - although you yourself understand that often not a woman is to blame for divorce and often men persuade a spouse to make a baby.

You don't like self-sufficient women who live for themselves, ask nothing from anyone, don't sit on their necks, don't push their butt into the dungeon - but with them you won't get to be such an alpha male with a note of domination and get along.

Say it honestly – no one gives you, so you are so angry?

There are already square heads.

There is a man who lives with his mother. He can do everything himself, cook, clean, clean. Sleeping with Sasha Grey, Dunky Right, and Julia Roberts is only cheaper.

There is a man who does not know (that is, does not want) anything at home and does not remember how to get to the school of the younger and who is the oldest in the army. But there is a lot of stumbling, draining the finances of the family minus the rare stumbling in order not to drive the roof.

There is a aunt who does not know (not want, we found out) to earn well and wants to do well to the gentleman and to appoint a beloved wife.

There is a aunt who will earn money and repair the transmission and did not give up on her men with brainstorming (and they can't just wash socks, and please) and she fucking students and casual hackers and doesn't want to see them at home.

Intermediate options are also doher. And everything is legal, as long as you do not settle next to the other and start breaking it under yourself.
The fools.

The advance! Fun with the working class.
The advance! Dance boys, love girls.