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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53632
 20.09.2011
xxx: Disputing with the KMS on boxing can only the KMS on shooting.
YYYY: Fuck, the second youth at the run will also fit!

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53631
 20.09.2011
I put my nose. I don’t know which socks are clean.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53630
 20.09.2011
Are you busy with nonsense again?
YYY: Why is it? I may disprove the theory of progress.
xxxx for your existence.? to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53629
 20.09.2011
The thinking of boys and girls is different.
A beautiful picture of a pregnant woman.
Comments of the girls:
The beauty.
What a miracle.
A wonderful photo.
What a joy.
...
Comments of the guys:
She had eaten the strawberry.
and Ok.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53628
 20.09.2011
AAA: It is only in us the sausage is made by TU, and toilet paper by GOST.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53627
 20.09.2011
The AutoCAD!
When Kalina was launched at AutoVAZ, an engineer came to the subject of a new washing of finished products. He walks through the brigade with a tablet and measures: heels to socks, socks to heels! We ask: was it hard for us to ask for a roulette? He replied, “We are so used to it! And when they were gathered to do a new box... The team of IngiInir came, pulled out of the pocket of the rope, attached to it a broken support - and began to mark the place on the tablets for new power heads with this device! Looking forward to a Ferrari!
Comrade Stalin said rightly: the personnel decide everything. He spoke and signed the shooting lists.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53626
 20.09.2011
In the morning, my mother called:
M: Are you sleeping?
I : Yes
Q: How did you go to the concert yesterday?

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53625
 20.09.2011
The inscription on the rear glass of the SUV: "Do not follow me, you will not pass there!"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53624
 20.09.2011
xxx: How I missed my dear users this week on a business trip! =) is
xxx: Aunt calls now and says: "I’m opening the base. And I have the sandweights first, and then the finger again and nothing happens..."
XXX: They will destroy my brain!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53623
 20.09.2011
by Olga (12:42):
I watch really listen to before sex)) I read in this interwatch was not interested in porn. Departure from секос
Look like a virgin.

Liked ‎(12:44):
Kanesh, a tough Siberian macho will come, grown up as a guerrilla - the first 5 days he will only have "BABA" "OOOO" "OOOO" and "Eat")))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53622
 20.09.2011
I’m going to cook...
To the fact that I eat it...
I am studying psychology for nothing.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53621
 20.09.2011
The prize will be awarded to veterans who have lived up to 90 years.

Did they win the war, and all that?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №53620
 20.09.2011
and when will it be "Ochehahaja zima"?))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №53619
 19.09.2011
xxx: fucking... at work everyone already knows me by name, and I am in the best case only a person five... I know everyone in the face, and by the names of the figured) and so I constantly get insane )))
yyy: take a small notepad and write it up...)))
zzz: I would be scared if admin wrote me in the notebook :)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53618
 19.09.2011
What a day... ((
WOW: What again?
xxxh: yeah, I almost didn't sleep for a week, I decided under the screams of slides, a friend came in and said that I was a boy. "You dress like a girl, you will meet the prince immediately" Fuck, she grabbed more pink and went.
And what? and what?? to
HHH: What is it? I cross the road, I see a guy watching anything like that, well, I wanted to shine with the kind of sexuality, my nose was shaken, my nose was twisted. And as she clung to the bardior and fell into the grass.
I mean 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
XHH: roasted in the grass, went home dressed in jeans crosses and went to the universe, not to be my pink chip. and (

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53617
 19.09.2011
I once before my sister's wedding waited for my wife at home, she was late, I was nervous when I saw her entering the entrance, I went to the venue to meet her for a long time, here I hear a scream from somewhere below, I run down from the fifth floor in a puddle (summer heat) along the way I take off the battery cross. At this time some girls enter the entrance and the doors of the elevator open where my wife whispers wildly. She was stuck and she was scared. But the girls who entered the entrance became much more frightened when they stumbled upon a runner to meet me.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53616
 19.09.2011
V1tyok
The phone is russified?

by Jura:
It is Russified. Do you really need Russian?and :)

[ + 55 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53615
 19.09.2011
Life is more than one constant clarification of intersex relationships. Tell me that you did not know.

YYY: And still life is an open door into a box of chocolate candy where on the top branch hang inaccessible but lonely apples and you don’t need to get used to eating alone because those shrimp you put out in the sun are shorter life like an eggshell where bacon should be no more heroin than Kurt Cobain vanilla Moscow London space fuck.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №53614
 19.09.2011
...my wife completely herself and the apartment and the house arranged - all the measurements were made by herself, only she communicated with the carrier / assembler, the finish before this was also completely controlled by herself, and everything was fine..."

"If she did all this, then, guy, it was she who married you"

Olo, stereotypical thinking detective! See, another defiled by a normal woman from jealousy could not keep silent 8)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53613
 19.09.2011
by Mike : : due to the fall of the channel was born the expression- "excellent provider"

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