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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53612
 19.09.2011
From the Fire:
We had a cat, Phila, in a free walk, came to us already adult, independent, sometimes slept with neighbors on the roof, but when he arbitrarily shared the bed with us, we were dying... one day I wake up on the edge of the bed, my husband on my side, pushing him to move, he is angry with me so: "you what, you don't see!? Philip is asleep!!" and ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №53611
 19.09.2011
XXX is hello. Find an address for an erotic website.
YYY: Was he hit by porn?
XXX is no. Just the title should reflect that the site is not porn, but erotic.
Tagged with: nasadki.net
XXX is blunt. I seriously...
XXX is busy.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53610
 19.09.2011
All about the Russian Post.
There are no addresses in the capital of Nicaragua (the streets are not named, there are no house numbers). The envelopes are just written (two quarters from a large tree to the north) and the mail is working! And we have... eeeehhhh...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53609
 19.09.2011
A discussion on the forum, on the topic that besides the G point there is also a PS point on the other side:
I dropped the research umbrella there many times and every time I found this mysterious object.
No - the umbrella did not drop, and the probe was the matter)
ууу: late, guy, forum already under the table from the presented picture xDDD

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53608
 19.09.2011
Yesterday I received a notification on the site that I was given a cocktail in poker.
It looked like this: Tatiana, today you have a good day, Eugene gave you an orgasm!
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[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53607
 19.09.2011
xxx (00:32:07 19/09/2011)
sps
yyy (00:32:28 19/09/2011)
Say it normal.
xxx (00:32:56 19/09/2011)
Union of Right Forces

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53606
 19.09.2011
From Habr:
English troll jailed for 18 weeks
During those years, he was banned from accessing Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Bebo and Myspace.

xxx: Now a sociopath who has been violated will have to play over people’s feelings through Google+, Tumblr, and Vimeo.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53605
 19.09.2011
Answer to:

I am happy, I have a girlfriend, I have a job, I drink beer with friends, I walk, I enjoy real life... And at the same time I am an elephant (night) of the 80th level. I think or something is wrong in my life?"

It’s time for the 85th...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53604
 19.09.2011
xxx: pipet, I have a manager here from the Hindu side named Vyibu

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53603
 19.09.2011
Adanir: I read the newspaper here, again we are all guilty of the game)))

Rylos Delms for example.

Have you heard of Evsyukov?

Rylos Delms : No : 3

Adanir: Well, the main thing he was shooting because he was playing shooters))
So if you are a potential killer :3

Rilos Delms: And I am also a potential businessman, truck driver and Nerevarin :D

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53602
 19.09.2011
I live in a hard-to-speak town of Syktyvkar. A friend told me - they were driving 5-7 people on a rollover with a transplant in Moscow. For those who are unaware - usually no one remembers how they get to the rolls due to alcoholic intoxication))).
You are drunk, let’s go!
and??We are not drunk, we are not going.
M: Oh not drunk - then say Siktivkar!
and??A wicked wicked!


[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53601
 19.09.2011
M1 - It's like you have a gold toilet at home, and around it - a beaten tiles and cockroaches run.

M2 – You just gave a fairly precise definition of the situation in Russia.

[ + 54 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53600
 19.09.2011
Vadim: At the same time, the initiative of Turkey’s accession to the EU is actively supported by the United States and Poland.
Vadim: I wonder, by the way, when will the United States officially join the European Union?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53599
 19.09.2011
In a lecture on sociology, the topic "Family and marriage".
After a divorce, a man usually adapts more easily than a woman. He becomes a free member of society.
Student: In the real sense of the word.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53598
 19.09.2011
I found a guy with dollars!
You won’t believe – this is our Alla Borisovna, yes, yes, the same!
On the television just showed - invested money in the "government" - after a few days closed, invested in the bank - the bank broke.
The last finte: joined the party to support the prochor, and he argued with everyone and went out.))))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53597
 19.09.2011
I fell in love.
I knew so.
I drink and confess. It is better to be sober or not to believe it.
And a kiss! in the lips.
Better to drink.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53596
 19.09.2011
Black humor from Discovery Channel:
"He worked in the morgue by a 64-year-old white man"

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53595
 19.09.2011
Yesterday I saw a family of LOSEY in the forest!!! It is great!! = = )
I see a lot of people on the street. :D

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53594
 19.09.2011
WS: I just wanted to say that the wind shift.
WS: Problems on your side
There are no windows.
Nick is fresh.
WS: not the regulation
WS: replace the window
WS: so put the window.
You are a bureaucratic shit.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53593
 19.09.2011
The company "NordStalPromService " in the common people is abbreviated as CSI-Pissi.
Type: Where are you working?
Where, where in the syphilis.

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