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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87465
 25.09.2013
We sit in the house, waiting for the numbers. A captain goes through the corridor. He is pursued by a very young driver (seemingly the first in his life tower collected in the garage came to register), so he pursues the captain, looks into his skirts, overtakes and burns: "Comrade, the senior colonel!" The captain also stumbled.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87464
 25.09.2013
xxx: Started watching "Dead Weapons"
XXX: There is always something useful to extract from movies.
Tip number one: Don’t stand half naked on the balcony of the upper floor of the skyscraper, breathing cocaine.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №87463
 25.09.2013
The cat caught me for the fifth point.
XHH: Injurious and unexpected
Vengeance is the same.
XXX is hairy.
Yyy: Breeze and Revenge

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87462
 25.09.2013
In the last hour I got the password change confirmation codes from vk, gmail, tweet, ask, skype....

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №87461
 25.09.2013
Today is a celebration at Serengeti.

He is eight years old today.

Sitting in prison remains.

for murder and theft.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87460
 25.09.2013
xxx: the project itself on the carved symphony, authorization on the ruby, converter on the piton, line on the erlang
YYY: And if, for example, the ruby scrap goes away, who will authorize it?
We all do phpshniki.
Xxx: Just some have had minimal experience
XXX: Someone on the Ruby
XXX: Someone on the piton
Air conditioners are also installed in the office.
YYY: who has experience of installation

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87459
 25.09.2013
kudymkar: I read in one newspaper of popular recipes: "If you are bitten by a dog (and such bites, as a rule, do not heal for a long time), you need to do the following. Catch this dog, find her a few hairs from the hook, burn them, and pour ash on the place of the bite.

No, you are shaking! Not only that this creature has already bitten me, so I will still run after her, catch her and model her haircut!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №87458
 25.09.2013
A large landing ship (BDC) of the Russian Black Sea Fleet Nikolai Filchenkov will enter the Syrian port of Latakia on Tuesday, where he will spend one day, said the Colonel of the Syrian Navy, meeting the Russian ship in the port.
According to him, in Syria, Russian sailors will hold a friendly football match with sailors of the Arab republic at the Latakia stadium.

Ivan Chess
It goes well, by the very waterline, the trunk is hit with football balls, but the Syrian promised to unload overnight )))))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87457
 25.09.2013
I am looking for a hamster job.
Or some plankton.
I have pupil skills.
hours in front of the monitor.
I do not do any harm,
I will endure any hassle...
Maybe only sometimes
Paper and pencil.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87456
 25.09.2013
The DarkSoul:
A strange thought visited this morning - the fairy tale of the Emerald City would be much more fun if another character joined the friendly company, who needs adequacy.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87455
 25.09.2013
Make an alaverda to the mistress of her husband, take her father away from her mother.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87454
 25.09.2013
to this
Bad when the person who dictates you email address or website has a speech defect. Questioning the fourth time is uncomfortable, and you sit with this letter...

In the age of analogue telephony, poor hearing was common. And we used the dictating of the word by the letters - Peter, Olga, Misha, Nina, Igor, Misha, Egor, Timothy, Olga, Dima, Olga, Timothy, Caesar, Olga, Vitya

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87453
 25.09.2013
I believe that all Orthodox should pass a Bible knowledge exam. Whoever does not give up should be burned on fire.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87452
 25.09.2013
The Post of Russia. I send a letter.
To my question: "How long will the letter go?" was a firm answer:
"That is how it goes. The next"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №87451
 25.09.2013
K to:
Investigators investigated why students scored above average. That is, if they are badly taught, then everything is the norm, and if they are good, then something is wrong.
— — —
In the distant 90s on the technique of reading in the 1st or 2nd grade I issued 132 words, at the norm of 60-80 (I do not remember exactly).Some parents, who considered their children to be the smartest (who read at 3), were outraged, organized a commission, themselves chose a book (type me before this her teacher showed and I prepared) and arranged a re-release, at which everything repeated: my result of 127 words, their children who 3 who pulled out on 4 (see prepared - the book they knew). So our people are truly worthy of our power.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87450
 25.09.2013
xxx: There are a lot of people on the Internet who have a rich internal xxx

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №87449
 25.09.2013
Thank you very much to this site and you for the advice to read such books as Sergey Lukyanenko "The Labyrinth of Reflections" and Roger Iron "The Chronicles of Ember" series
I’m waiting for more advice to read =)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87448
 25.09.2013
Today's corporate post from admin:
Dear colleagues, in connection with the difficulties of setting up the 1C program, we ask all who get married to leave their surname or not get married.
Technical Department "********"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №87447
 25.09.2013
Answer to Meyer:

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How to calculate the size of the room?

Close all doors and windows, insert a hose, which in its turn to connect to the crane with cold water. Remember the indication of the cold water meter and turn on the water. After the room is filled write off the new resulting value on the counter, and deduct the difference shown before and after.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №87446
 25.09.2013
It would be better to come up with a continuation in Russia, where you can kill officials, burn the EDRA headquarters, pick up a kaen or bentley on a 999-number lightforecast, give the haishnikov a puddle, make a disabled man from the wreck who parked onto a place for disabled people and eventually slander the Americans with a nuclear missile.))))
I think in Russia even tanks would be thrown for such a toy.

and...
I wanted this game for years!!! to

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