3G on the forum.

3G is the third generation. Its main advantages are video telephony and high-speed mobile internet.

For example, video is not useful. I am still burning by my mother's voice when I'm busty, and now even the picture will be seen

What happens if an unbreakable wall is struck by a >all-destroying ball?

The vision becomes dim, the world becomes blue and an inscription arises.

Fatal error
A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to you.

Answer to:
xxh: at night from the shift went, in a civilian, but with a tabular trunk. I met three idiots, they asked me to smoke, and I didn’t smoke. They asked me about my boldness. Two were shot in the leg, the third escaped. Will they go to the police to complain?
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I wonder where this happens?
These insects will come to the hospital with bullets in their legs - and the mints will 100% start looking for a night sniper.
And reporting for two missing ammunition in a tabular weapon, what will you do?
And then, the shootings at night probably woke up all the old ladies around. 20 fingers at the same time.
It is strange that there was no sniper.

Even in Chechnya we don’t do that.

Phoenix
What are you going to do tonight?? to

Soontir
In general, I was going to buy a bottle of hennessy and go to the pissed girl and fuck up.

Soontir
and tk. I don’t have any money on hennessy and I don’t have a dirty girl – I’ll probably drink a beer on the bench))

The ECB News...

29 August 2009 11:03
The director of the Yekaterinburg circus will select personnel for the police
Without his recommendations, the applicants will not be able to serve in the IMD.

No comments... I love this place.)

Friendship is when you are late for half an hour, knowing that no one will hurt you, and you see that no one is still there.

This story was received by e-mail from a friend who himself dug it somewhere.

One of our brave police officers was given a vacation. Members of the “mines” according to the rule, stated:
“Take a vacation wash.” The vacationer and five colleagues, seized everything necessary, went to the garage of the culprit of the celebration. They came, drove the car out on the street, laid a newspaper on the workstation, said the first toast for the holiday!
A neighbor comes to the garage and asks the vacant man to help him deal with the car. The neighbor and neighbor are leaving. The time passed, five menta colleagues, after drinking a few toasts without the owner, began to rebel: "He went - and disappeared!"
They decided to joke with him. They removed everything from the workshop, as if nothing had happened, took the bottles, snacks, went down to the basement, closed the iron lounge and continued to celebrate holidays. At this time the owner returned, saw that no one was there, and decided, "Don't wait, fools! have gone!” He drove the car into the garage, crashed the wheel into the cellar, closed the garage to all the castles and went home. The next day I went on vacation with my family, somewhere in the
In the village for 24 days! When they returned, the first thing the spouse sent her husband to the garage, in the cellar for the products that were stored there.
Now strain your imagination, and try to imagine the stress he experienced when he opened the lounge and saw there black bearded rings! And the smell! Fortunately, all my colleagues survived.
And what was the noise in the Office about the disappearance of five operatives, it deserves a separate story! And that is not all!
Imagine their faces when, after everything became clear, the boss's order came out:
"All days spent in the basement - to consider the participants of events a holiday!"

Congratulations to! You got into the GAI program, and we immediately start with the question of 500 rubles, why are the straps not attached?

Kuzya: It should be nice to watch a movie with a beer and a beloved wife...
I’m not your wife yet.)
You do your duties =)
I don’t wash your socks!
I can wash them myself.
I am not cooking!
I can do it myself...
I don’t clean the house!
I can do it myself...
Liz: Fuck, how I’m glad I’m having sex with you, not you.

Polcanium (15:25) :
I still have no food... again. It is :'(

asya (15:25) :
Where is she going? (where is she going? Do you eat it? 0 0 0

Plin, the place on the screw is over, there is nowhere to put the movie.
What did you hit him?
Three hundred Spartans in Offigenic quality: 30 gigs
1 spartan = 100 meters

A girlfriend and her mother took her younger brother to a psychiatrist. Child 5 years. The doctor asks:
How many legs has a cock?
The child thinks:
and three.
What his mother says:
You are four, you are four!

I think the apogee of our joint thinking activity (on a sober head) was not that we decided to have a fish in an electric boiler, and not even that we tried to beat the cream by putting them on the washing machine during the pressing, but that we decided to wash the brick in it...

(S to Z)
A good advertising slogan for vodka was invented
Stronger than water, thicker than grass.

In response to:

And you knew that in the second part of the film about Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Secret Room), in the scene when Harry enters the office of Professor Dumbledore among the portraits of the great wizards and paintings you can see the portrait of Gandalf Grey from the trilogy of J. J. Dumbledore. R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings.” It is above the entrance door and slightly to the right of the place where Harry stands.

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Scuco...

I am sure that in half of the dreams of all people in the world there is an unknown dwarf. But it is not in any of the dreamers! c) The Lom

I went to work here on Sunday, which was not rebirth.
A girl writes:
XX: I saw you yesterday in the ash and a cold sweat broke me
XX: I thought it was Monday and I didn’t go to work!!!! to

by Klim

Did you feed the cat?
He ate water...

Here is this:

I was going to go to the universe, to pay for it and all that.
I am standing in the bus, listening to melodik deth metal at full volume and here at one of the stops comes a girl, my approximately age, a typical townwoman, disguised all, well I think, again a lover of rap and popcorn, suddenly she stumbled on me, I do not consider myself beautiful, stands next to me, pulls a headphone out of my ear, hears and says "class monsoon" gives a paper with the words "call when you are free" and smiles sweetly at the next stop... and I stand and think, What was it? 0_o

Guy, hz like you, but I will wash the girl-dream))

Explanatory from student L11-2 of 2008-2009))

In the name of Elena Sergeevna
I, Yurko Alexander Arturovich, at the lesson of English, after attending a poor viewpoint of the TV brought to the classroom, expressed myself in a quite literary word, "hrenovenko", which seemed to me to most fully reflect the degree of my dissatisfaction with the insufficient deployment of the TV on my side, which I already deeply regret.

The shit, roasted all the lyceum.