Yesterday I learned that my first-class son also knows the mother-in-law words and can put them in the right place, so that I blame not because he knows them, but because of his own stupidity:
We understand with him what is the object (substantial), action (global) and sign (applicable). The proposal "The bird sits on a thin branch" needs to be disassembled by words. He’s answered right, but "why" – we’ve been fighting for half an hour.
I: Sasha, is the first word "bird" an object, a sign or an action?
C is object.
I : Why?
A: It is just an object. Not an action, not a sign.
I: What question does the "bird" answer? In the hope of hearing from the son "Who? What is"
S is?? to
I: Well get together. What is the answer to "The Bird"?
A: A and A?? to
I : well?
C ("indignated"): I am!!! BLAT!!! I don’t know who the bird is?

XXX: This is what humanitarianism means.
xxx: in the past couple on political science, the predecessor (P) issued this
(Drawing the diagram)
Draw a circle in the form of an ellipse.
(We are painting further)
P: and from it three squares in the form of rectangles

News on the NHS:
20% of residents of the Novosibirsk region do not have warm toilets
The number of cases of SARS and flu jumped by 20%

Stif: Has Visual Studio surpassed GNU Emacs?
N1kel: Compared a whore to a finger. One is an IDE (Integrated Development Environment), the other is a text editor.
Stif: In fact, Visual Studio is also IDE.

to this
"xxx: Are they really all possible?
YYY: Who is it?
X is computer. I had the printer refused to print, called our black colonel, he stood up behind my back as usual, hands behind my back demonstratively, asked to repeat what I was doing. Everything works. Looking at something? And the microwave worked which three months of laziness was to throw out.
YYY: You are more careful with the demons, you have a whirlwind of proteins there in the department, you may be reviving. Judging by the whole person’s life for the necromants plays."

How do they know that I’m playing Heroes for Necromants?? to

Discuss how to present yourself in technical support
Kira Plosskaya: How to talk to the telephone? “Good morning, Kira, hello” and the user in response “I am not Kira, I am Sergei....”
Alexander Khristoforov: Well then you need to hire a man with the name of Kozlov in the dispatcher
Alexander Khristoforov: “I listen to you, Kozlov”
Kira Plosskaya: Oh, and I will say, “I listen to you, Plosskaya,” and the girl at the end of the wire, “I am not flat!!!He cries and throws the phone.

w3bl0rd: Lenny flows in our veins, cooling our dust...

To this: It is necessary to find out when the dumbels were invented and celebrate the anniversary of the dumbels.

The most interesting thing is that this year and the 55th anniversary...

here here :

At a parental meeting at the school, the director first stated that the lyceum was in the 100 best schools of Russia, somewhere around 70th place. He then told me about the visit of the prosecutor. Investigators investigated why students scored above average. That is, if they are badly taught, then all the norms, and if well, then something is wrong... Well, nothing terrible was found and left with peace. But the fact is shit!!! to

And you look from the other side: what if they didn’t come? Including the same Chechens or Dags, who, as it was revealed by the results of the EGE, know Russian best in the country. So let them come and check, they are doing everything right.

A friend invited me to ride on the dirt, dropped the links of the Road Ishevsky Club, I quote:
The competition is scheduled for September 28 start at 10.00 finish at 18.00 and the meyelite letter in the clips "in case of prolonged rains the finish is automatically postponed to the morning of September 29";;

xxx: Today, during the lunch break, I decided to take an appetizing soup, which was accompanied by grains. I bought this soup, poured in it, took the second, compot, etc., I stand in a long line to pay, I think of my own, I go through a number of minutes to the box office, I pay, I go to the table in the general hall, I choose the most distant table, I have lavished with other eaters on the way to it for quite a long time, in the end I sit on a chair, I think, "Finally, we will eat my delicious, hot soup...", - and in the plate, these pizzoblady grannies suck my soup!!! to

xxx: I know what’s interesting: how will people who call me know when I’m sitting with my mouth full of liver or other plugs?

Doc
Why are you not at the meeting?

smoke
make a proposal from the words Dolboeba, put, reproductive organ, I, these, on

I know what hell looks like. You need to read mathematics books and tell what is written in them. And if you said it wrong, the books will be given twice as much.

This is not hell, it is a PhD in Mathematics.

Today news heard: Rospotrebnadzor needed to close about 2,500 sites
for... the drum.
xxx: materials that talk about suicide
xxx: including Yandex, Google, Contact, YouTube
I am =D
Google is all to blame!!! to
Tagged: facebook
Tags: philanthropy
Zzzz: they are promoting here, you see, suicide!! to
I’ve seen the melt matte writing on the fence.
Banned by Mel?
zzz: then the fence=)
There are other rapists!
Banned a member?? to
Zzzz: Soon to come!! to

The xxx:
I will reveal a secret to you.
The xxx:
When a man begins a relationship
The xxx:
He joyfully mutates into a fool

With Habr in comments on the ban of 29 hentai comics:



"Roskomnadzor selected and compiled a catalog of the best twenty-nine Japanese porn comics"

From the BIOS forum:
Thunderfury: By the way, who broke up, please sign up with the laptop model to determine who worked and who got the corpse.
Thunderfury: Oh everyone works. It is great!
BloodFang: And those who don’t work, can’t sign up anymore...

Building a house next to the church.
Job: Job yours on the left!
The worker: *Look at the church * Forgive me, Lord, for the mat of the obscene.
Prorab: And what, Matt is also censorship?
And the shit knows it.

I have finished my favorite green tea. I go into the kitchen and think about how to replace it. I find a bowl of coffee underneath it, and a leaf of tea in it. I think who is this smart tea in a cup of coffee poured) I cook and drink. So it’s been a week... Mom goes into the kitchen and asks, “What is it for you to have it cooked in the cup?” I’ve been cooking and drinking basilica all week.