I sent the girl and sent her this message:
I was stupid, I did not act strategically.
A fool is in trouble.
You know, sweet and gentle,
I will tell you? Go to shit!
How much time was lost!
But nothing. I will find another.
I am clearly and clearly sure of this.
What about you... go fucking!
You mocked me, my brain composted.
I suffered like a sinner in hell.
Enough of. is enough. Do not agitate.
I tell you – go fucking!
received the answer:
What to say to this girl,
I have been suffering for a long time I will not find words.
In the end, I will tell my confident,
I’ll go, but no shit!! to
She: Listen, let’s date once a week and just have sex without any relationship there?
He: No, thank you
She: Hoyace O_o
Don’t be foolish and make jokes about Osetia. There people are dying, our friends and you, in our troops. This is no joke.
Aheret, the political arena every day more and more resembles chat without censorship... And here is the logic:
Georgia cuts to North Ossetia
Northern Ossetia: Are you fucked up? Big Brother help me!
Russians: What are you doing?
Pingdocia: Rus ne lez’
Russia: What is it? All in the chicken.
(Nothing has been decided)
Pindosia: Rus svali plzz, mewaew o4en’
Russia: Hell there, VDV to battle!
Georgia: Milla, and it hurts, we’ll talk about it all in the cigarette.
(Nothing has been decided)
Ukrainian government: I do not agree with Russia
The Ukrainian people: Closing your mouth.
Pindosia: Europe herli mol4iw
English: Ya s vami moi gentleman.
France: No hero is smoking yet.
Germany: Hm... and in the words of Russia there is a reason...
(Nothing has been decided)
France privates Pindosia: Well, Pindos sori of course but oil from Russia and with Germany houses friends
France: Russians wait for guests to eat
Russia: the same thing
O.o xerase vi modnie... ya tyt mir podgrebaiu, a oni...
Georgia: And I’m buried...
Filed to:CIC 4MO
Georgia: Yes my lord...
Russia: Okay, enough demagogy Loads speak sorry and valli naher...
Georgia Private Pindosia: What do we do?
Pindosia privat Georgia: sidim poka, wa ukrainu podklu4im
Continuation is...
Shak3r: Vass, listen, well, I do everything as you say... I understand that the lightning is stupid and generally terrible terribly, but I count on that, which is why it will be easy. She is in none. Where am I wrong?
by the window, by the window, by the window, by the window
Dear authors of videos. Due to the lack of actors in the beginnings of acting skill, a great request, please do not make any more videos. Because they are not funny! You are just wasting your time on what you don’t do. Thanks in advance.
From the forum about StarCraft2:
Daeyrd
How, do you not see the differences between phase disintegrators, coupled photon blasts and lasers? Have you not studied at school?? to
Only after the first accident I understood why the front glass is so called.
[21:41:28] max1musc: Have you read the Strugacki?
[21:41:35] JLarky: Who is this?
[21:41:42] max1musc: The Brothers
J: I am glad for you. You have always been smart. ;)
M: Do I like it?
M: You look, I may misunderstand it.)
We’ve always been good friends and we’ve had something to talk about. You are the chief. Like me, I do not shake such things. I will ruin.
and :D
M: mdaaa... bad you know me 8-)
Well, well...we won’t know each other’s bad sides.
Q: Let’s meet you? by Tycoon))
Q: What is a fool?
M) is not
You... are good too!! to
M: @}->--
Fuck, is he sitting with you?! to
M: = (I just have been dating the same girl for 3 years... decided to remember how to shoot girls, divorce for sex and so on... I just wanted to get rid of you
and oh oh. Didn’t you have anyone with her at that time?
M: No is :-[
Q: Can you come out to me tonight?? to
It’s a big deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!by 11
I don’t even know how to call THIS: I run past the stadium, and there are two girls in the big cars to meet (wish, as if for the fifth time in my life, I sat on this brilliant invention)
1: (stopped and rattled)
2: Is it okay?! to
1: (with hysterical notes) Is it okay? That dumb seat has dropped all my eggs!! to
I am O_O
Snowleopard: and I have a celebration)))
snowleopard: it’s called "I’m not a dad", I celebrate it every month)))
They crashed in the metro between stations. After a couple of minutes, in complete silence, a voice is heard: "Lord, save us!" and what the people heard: "The god of the Tel 2, in the tunnel does not catch."
Wolf: So do not know that smoking is tired...
Here, everyone is mocking pirates for promtly translating the games. Thus our localizers burn off. In the Forged Alliance, the unit was called the "Floating Tank. Armed with a pillow."
In the day of wrath:
"Do you want to see some street magic?" - thought the Russian pilot
"what - to me as - to reference", thought the President of Georgia
"Uninterrupted!" - the Georgian army cried out
“You know, guys, I want to show you what is really cool!” said the Russian tank driver.
"Emanarot!" - the Georgian army cried out and left Tskhinvali
"That is my brain! Why have you bored my army, Vladimir Putin? You missed my four planes with her! You are a shit! — shouted Mikhail Saakashvili.
"Is this more than a shit??" – the world community thought.
"He dropped the orange – soda!" – Stated George Bush in a private conversation with Dmitry Medvedev.
From Lenta.ru:
Some residents of the U.S. state of Georgia are looking for Russian tanks on the streets
Some residents of Georgia were frightened by reports of Russian troops entering Georgia. On the Yahoo! website. Answers appeared a question from a concerned user under the nickname Jessica B.
I live in Georgia and I don’t see Russians anywhere. No sound is heard, but they say they have entered tanks. Should I worry?" wrote a user on Yahoo! Answers
Mda... "Now stupid!" (c)
Observing how cats and dogs bore the products of their vital activity, I concluded that cats are front-wheeled animals, and dogs, respectively, are rear-wheeled.
She: I think I’m pregnant.
He: What did you get from?
She: I have my buttock turned out.
he: Figase note o_o
South Korean scientists from the National University of Seoul and RNL Bio announced the first successful cloning of a dog... now RNL Bio can clone up to 300 dogs a year.
Who would doubt the object of cloning?