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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143254
 22.07.2017
Justin Bieber’s concerts banned in China

is logical.

Their life is not easy.

People are full.

Work is lacking for everyone.

Pensions are not paid.

And here is Bieber.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143253
 22.07.2017
In the United States, the poppy Bad helped to jail his mistress, who shot his own husband.

Bad repeated the pre-mortem words with the voice of the murdered "do not shoot".

According to police, the resident of Michigan tried to commit suicide, but when she failed, she fired five bullets at her husband. Since the parrot remembered the owner's last words, the police were able to immediately catch the trail. In the end, the woman was found guilty of murder.

It is noted that the parrot did not take part in the trial".

Almost no comments. I admire the female logic. She could not kill herself, shooting her husband.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №143252
 21.07.2017
aaa:Pornohab authorization through VK, what next? DNA in a passport?

Say thank you not through public services.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143251
 21.07.2017
In the subway is used to standing on the left of the escalator - and here you get used to it. The first rule of life in society: think about others. There is a biblical axiom about this, read.
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What is the dispute at all? There are regulations that regulate the movement of vehicles (including two-wheeled vehicles) on the road. And the movement in the intersection is quite a violation of itself. So if a motorcycle companion wants to jump sharply between the ranks, then let him himself show maximum attention and responsibility. If you have decided to violate the GDPR rules, be prepared for the consequences.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143250
 21.07.2017
In our office, employees, looking at the Game of Thrones, glorify the administrator no different than the King of the Server))

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143249
 21.07.2017
How to distinguish a motorcycle from a pedal? The latter has several distinctive characteristics:
1) Riding in the intersection;
2) excess of speed;
3) The volume of exhaust is this, then the alarms at parked cars are activated.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №143248
 21.07.2017
A acquaintance told...

She was once driving in an electric car with a battle filled with people. People are standing next to each other, the iPhone has nowhere to fall. He observes this picture: a few people from her stands a man of intelligent appearance, in a costume with a tie, in a coat, and right in front of him face to him - a busty man in a swimsuit. Ten minutes pass and this bucharick begins to give signs that it is about to break out. The situation is warming up: no one wants to leave, but to carry on someone else's semi-digested snack. And here the Alcohol has already vomiting powders, before the eruption momentum...

Now attention, the question is! What would you do in the place of an intellectual?

At the last moment, he took the man’s sweater and pulled it on his face.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №143247
 21.07.2017
A friend of the electrician on the phone tells and cries: - The fatigue of death has returned from the halture. I splashed into the chair, covered my eyes, no forces moved. The grandson runs up with two large steel tablespoons for the soup: “Dad, do you want me to show you the focus?” I opened my eyes, “Let’s go!” Stretch me the spoon - put the cheeks! Well, I, says the whole at rest, without feeling the smell, took them into my mouth, the cheeks were swollen, the handles of the tablespoons rolled forward without touching. And then he hand over the back with a 9-volt battery from his toys, pull me into these upscale ends. I thought I got a squid on the shirt! I barely broke the chair. The shit shit... The fatigue is like the hand removed.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143246
 21.07.2017
I gathered to smooth... got the smoothie... disassembled... brought the smoothie... understood that the shit went out... gathered the smoothie... took back... took the smoothie and also took back... brought the smoothie board... no smoothie... went back for the smoothie... I think I can postpone the smoothie...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143245
 21.07.2017
Z is. Asphalt begins to soften, if it is heated above +30, at noon under the sun it is quite possible.

Certificate of road engineer. Upper asphalt coating in Moscow and MO is made on bitumen BND 40/60. Its softening temperature is 51 degrees (agreed when heated in the sun is quite possible). Stretch at 25 degrees at least 40 cm (until the moment of rupture).
Comrade is right.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143244
 21.07.2017
I just don’t know what Calabato is.? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143243
 21.07.2017
I will not shake my bones, for it is a sin.
Yyy: He-he... ;-) This is when you understand the benefits of atheism. 😉 )

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143242
 21.07.2017
I’ve seen somehow a SUV road and straight scratches deep from the screwdriver across all the doors and hood.

WOW: I saw a calina with a five-fold tail roof pierced. Exactly a hat. He came out of the cap.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143241
 21.07.2017
I found a question on the forum:

The task. There is a neodymium. very much. I would like to use only the South Pole for one task.
I broke my head like I cut it in half.
Magnet is thick.
Who will advise?

Do you think trolling? And the Nifiga, the people on the full seriousness of 70 posts discussed how to cut than to cut. The obvious idea that there would eventually be two magnets was heard only three years later. This is PPC.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143240
 21.07.2017
here

Smokers, you are not embarrassed that you constantly put lengthy objects in your mouth and squeeze them hard? Are you not afraid to get confused one day?

You are fucking fucked with your puppy. In all of you the hives are melting.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143239
 21.07.2017
A simple, honest, quiet person is not interested in anyone. How he grazes the land there, grows wheat and red, trades, risking to ruin, clothing, carpentry, fishing, casting bells, sewing clothes, hunting, collecting mushrooms - no one cares.
But about the one who by force takes away all the fruits of boring everyday labor, and songs are composed, and ballads, and bulldozers, and epics. Of course, the books are composed.
The listener or reader always thinks of putting himself in the place of the robber, not the victim. It seems to be getting easier for him. It seems that for a moment in life justice is established.
The strong people of this world also love to listen, to read about the robbers, because they themselves are out of this class. All the kings-kings, counts and princes, barons and baronets in their time were industrialized in this field. Or their ancestors.
But the real good men from the long road are relentlessly persecuted and executed by the earth's authorities, so that they do not think to occupy them, the strong and powerful, the legally conquered place.
Nevertheless, songs in the people are composed not about the lute voivod, who with great labor, sometimes risking his life, caught and imprisoned the villain, but about this same villain - as he sits in a raw prison on a rust chain and thinks, and demands: open, say, my prison, bring a faithful horse and a red maid for complete happiness.
Maybe he has a lawyer in the room?"

M. Uspensky, "The Innocent Girl with a Bag of Gold"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143238
 21.07.2017
She shrugged like a goddess. Nothing to add)
Although not, there is something. Smokers, you are not embarrassed that you constantly put lengthy objects in your mouth and squeeze them hard? Are you not afraid to get confused one day?
÷÷ and
I advise not to squeeze a long, long object into your mouth, but to lace the borst directly from the pot.
Here’s the thing: who reflects the most, that’s Pidor. Therefore, if you have hives in all the objects that are stuck in your mouth, it is exclusively your problem.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №143237
 21.07.2017
Ha ha again.
ha-ha
Smokers, I hate you. You smoke a few floors above (I saw the ashes fall), and it smells like me. You are fucking.

Fuck to us. The smokers.

And then you stand and go from discriminatory laws to smoking prohibition. If you were to behave humanly from the beginning, it’t be so. But, why am I, you have a flood after you.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143236
 21.07.2017
- I know two cases of hunting with the 38th: a friend made a roof and then again the fox was drawn (loved to chew the food of dogs from a bowl...

Oh how! Repairing the roof and revolver.
People have interesting habits.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143235
 21.07.2017
Don’t be a pirate and you won’t want to push motorcyclists! You may also buy a bicycle. I ride a car as long as I ride a bike for 10 years. With the exception of a couple of cases (yes, in 10 years a couple of cases with claims appeared, but to 4 wheels of them for the same time much more) everything is fine. The first rule: don't hinder the mozzic to pass (even on the cushion, where I was now arranged for 1 row more past me, the golda passed easily, not to mention all the others). Rule Two: Look in the mirrors when rebuilding and use turns. Well, note: the mozzicles are usually moved: 1. on the MCAD on the deflector (at the extreme left row) or 2. between the extreme left rows in the intersection.

And what, sorry fucking, should I follow the rule first? Because you are so comfortable?
According to me, pedorasses are those who ride on the fence and in the intersection.

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