I: And that’s also tea?
See also: Backlands
I: Why do they fly with open sticks?
He (pressed with his shoulders): the backs...

Unclean snow helps to hide unrepaired asphalt.

In a very dark area ten years ago, an abandoned monastery began to revive. In the ruins, located far from the roads and villages, the monks returned, set up any kind of farm, hanged the gates, covered the roofs and domes again, raised crosses on those domes, and lived an ordinary monastic life. Not so soon, but the surrounding population learned about it. And here, once, after the dance, the local youth decided to go to the monastery, and to loosen its settlers. It is said – done! Loaded in the tractor trailer and in the ancient "gigulates", sat on the motorcycles, well and went for about 30 kilometers - to beat the monks. Are the pigs really there?! to
They approached the monastery when even the long northern day was over and it began to dark. The monastery bridge suddenly. They were locked. Outraged by this circumstance, the young peasants began to knock in the gates as much as they could, loudly expressing their dissatisfaction. The door, however, was not opened, and it was not possible to break them somehow - it was done painfully. Finally, a small window opened in the gate, and there appeared a part of a man’s face – an eye, a bearded cheek, a piece of nose...
Child, what do you want? Caused by a closed door.
Open the door, my cat! A young rural tribe cried out.
- Not commanded by the father of the Igoumen - after the pause, he gave up outside the gate.
What other hummingbird? Yes, we are *** **** **** your gurumane!!! Yes we are *** ****!!! Open it! Are you not a man? Who are you yourself?! to
Is it? I am a guardian brother. Listening is like this...
Are you a keeper?!! Oh obedience! → Then open us this second of the door obediently, and then we are all here **** ****** ******, twice and half!!!!! to
“Now, boys, now... Behind the gates was the noise of a sinking sink.

No, the door has not opened. But in them opened up the calice, approximately 120x190 cm. He stood in it, filling it with his whole body, the doorkeeper brother. From underneath the opened gate of his black roof, a calf with blue stripes looked at the village heroes. The hands of the doorkeeper's brother shook the imagination - such hands could be taken from above, just fingers, and raised a basketball ball. On the rear side of one brush there was a flag "Kandagar", on the rear side of the other - the airborne emblem against the backdrop of the rising sun.

My boys, he passed by. You at least fear God, we are almost three hundred people like this.

Monastery in the name of St. George was imprisoned for psychological and social rehabilitation of soldiers who had gone through "hot spots", but then in a very non-black-earth region, not everyone knew about it.

The Canadians have chosen, appointed a minister of health - a doctor, a farmer - a minister, a minister of science - a doctor of science! No of fantasy.

When they came for Lurk, I was silent.
When they came for the Rutrekker, I was silent.
When they came for PornLab, there was no one to stand up for me.

I like a colleague’s explanation that he gave about what NullPointerException is in java:
“Well, suppose you come to your mom and say, ‘Mom, mom, can I have a puppy?’ The mother is not. She may have died 10 years ago. Maybe it never existed. Then there is the NullPointerException.

I posted a post on one website. But I wonder, the policemen who catch everyone there, are they there unradiated anything? How they live there. Tell me about their livestock. They are probably more often there than stalkers of all kinds.

The first time it was a mantra "the second higher means that you are from the higher circles, successful, smart, such are immediately taken to work, and yours". As a result, everything was reduced to "where it is cheaper to buy, and so that not for two years but for one, and that you could not walk at all". The market is overwhelmed by those who don’t remember what the first is the highest (what has been stunned and stunned, or worked out), and has an unclear-amorphic second, something economically-legal-managerial. The average level of such candidates is lower than those who have one higher - because the second is used to mask the complete non-liquidity of the profile profession.

American teacher sentenced to 30 years in prison for sex with students.
XXX: What is the problem? If she is a teacher, why can she no longer fuck her students? Is it because she is a teacher? What does it change?
YYY: It is not possible. If you’re a teacher, you can’t fuck students. Professional pedagogical ethics.
zzz: In pedagogical, this is explained in the first introductory lecture. The rector comes in and from the threshold "students can not fuck!' And the polaviditory with the scream "Yes, fuck!" takes the docks and goes to the army. Infos about 200%

To all Greek lovers, I will answer with a quote from House:

Gregory House? I heard your name!
No wonder, it is also substantial.

At the moment when Kylo Ren took off his helmet, the man behind me was half-sounded, but very expressively quoted the browniest joke: “Damn, here they are!”

What scanner do you have?
The Broken!

Download a torrent movie for joint skype viewing

shshifter: 20 %
Sable-Fuzzy: I have 33%
Sable-Fuzzy: You and I are straight like two packs of cream
Tagged with: fat

A stupid plan!
I know. So you are with me?
and naturally.

I am a programmer. When me
ceased to meet the conditions.
I discussed the prospects of
The Boss. If they were not, then
I found a new one that suited me.
Work, leaving for yourself only the good
The memory.
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You, of course, are good, but imagine you owe the ZP for six months. you fought, demanded, almost begged, because in your pocket a hole and save only friends and casual earnings... in the end found a new job, you come to the boss and say, say, and when you pay off the debt, and he in response to you, what later.
He gathered all his projects, dropped it on the flash, removed its projects from the server and left. Then so later. Two months later, the debt was exchanged for his projects. Because it is nefigured.

The daughter asks:
"Daddy, why are there only adult pigeons on the street and no one?
And suddenly this thought came to me: "They are like our deputies - raise children abroad, and come here to eat and fuck."

Mikhail: “If a doyarku can be called a machine doying operator, can a thief be called a assignment operator?”

Discussion on the auto forum of the reasonability of replacing the belt of grm:
What can happen if the valve is not pressed? I didn’t change 170,000 in the past.
-Winter... full of snow... degrees under 20 frost... urban road... to the nearest village km 50... tractorist drunk...

Are you hot in the winter and sad without snow?
Would you like to go for a tourist trip to Siberia?
On December 31, we promised a minus 37! The tombs are decent.
Replacement of imports.

As long as there is money on peelings.
Vodka and Mandarin
Oleg decided today.
Celebrating a Burning New Year

The chief engineer rubbed the entire brigade. "Do you know that the membership period is one year and a half? Imagine, he has worked for 20 years and has been 30 years old. And if, like me, I’m 40 years old, then I’m 50 years old!" And I’m standing in the next room, listening and quietly red for my factory.