The dumber the girl, the more intelligent thoughts of others she has on the page in contact.
Palladium

He lived in a wonderful Friday morning mood.
No shit, I ruined it.
I told you today is Thursday.

They made a project for a factory in the city of Perm. The project lasted a long time, and when the deadlines began to be pushed, one of his colleagues resolutely uttered the historic phrase:
" The Lord We need to stop!"

Rem_: runs around the apartment small, does not yet know how to speak but already publishes "goggoggogl". Is it the future code or literature?
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Take the ring! Take the ring before it’s too late!! to

Okay, one of Yulkin’s shoes, you have the same size.
Yyy: No, I’ve decided not to take her stuff for a while.
Q: What was the last?
YYY: Her husband

xxx: he is drunk until he loses consciousness...how can I turn on his consciousness? Should there be ways?
Yyy: pour 200 vodka to turn off completely
xxx is a good way (rofl)
XXX: How to pull the electricity?
YYY: and then drop his pants, loose his belt, spit his ass with mayonnaise
When he wakes up, tell him. Stop drinking forever.
Why Mayonnaise?
XXX: AAAA

P: I can suggest three topics to talk about.
D (wife) to wave
Q: What are quarks made up of?
Q: Is it possible to teleport a person with the preservation of his identity?
Q: Is it possible to bypass the limitations of relativism?
Q: I don’t care about these topics.
Better about the breasts.

A month ago I split up with a girl. Today scratching the growing beard, suddenly, I realized that I don’t want sex at all, I don’t even think about it. Then I remembered that every day I drank tea with chocolate and in the toilet I had a magazine "Popular Mechanics".
God, am I really becoming a Wassermann?! to

The question
Is it possible to scratch the glass on the clock? if so what? Is it difficult to do it?
Dmitry, 17.03.2006 12:10:59

Answered
If we are talking about sapphire glass, it is difficult to scratch it, but it is still possible. You should only arm yourself with the right tool: we recommend scratching sapphire glass with diamonds.

A reliable way to apply a lot of scratches to sapphire glass is to put the clock in a bag of diamond jewelry and shake it well, better for a few days. You can also use jewelry from other materials with sufficient hardness indicators - the same sapphire.

Another good way is to take other sapphire glass watches and rub their glasses around each other. So you can scratch for two hours at the same time!

milechka: fucking, I changed my favorite maxfactor body... bought a fucking lumen.
milechka: and how could I listen to the seller who advised me a mushroom with the taste of blueberries?

Yesterday he arranged a retaliation for the cat: he looked him in the eyes while he ate and mouthed, knocked the door when he was sitting on the pot and slept, putting his feet on him.

The 16-year-old tribe of Lecha is suffering a 2.5 year-old son. Having shaken the terrible rose and scattered the fingers, Loš shouts out the words of Barmalay: - And I don't need chocolate! Doing a step – not marmelade! One more step, but only the small ones. Yes! Very small ones! It’s terrible – kids!! to
The child who is stuck in the corner looks with open eyes and calmly and honestly explains:
and Yosa! I am Maymead!
Fortunate father son!

Mom on the dacha, tells about the latest news:
...I put a pot on a plate yesterday, poured milk to boil... and went to the garden! After a while I carry home racing with the cat - oh yeah, all the milk has escaped!!! Thank God I forgot to turn on the screen. :D

1st
and a cookie

2 is
I’m afraid to upset you, but it’s not a cake.

YYYY :
Please forgive me the hole.
The xxx:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
YYYY :
Oh... fucking

Compass: Worked for the first time with a girl with monthly. She didn’t warn me, she was infected.

A: You have blood!! to
She: Well, it’s all a pepper. You killed me...

On the computer my password is a phrase in French, in the hints is given the Russian translation of this phrase, so, for the sake of the kind, no one knows French anyway.
I considered the current youth of the age of 13 a lost generation until my brother picked up this crazy password, using the book War and Peace.

Well do not combine in one text the phrases "A year ago you asked" and "I hurry to report".

A system administrator is a person who can solve a problem without knowing its causes and without understanding how he solved it.
c) Shaddar

I recently went to the zoo. They looked at the foils: he swam under the water for a long time, but at one point he pushed his smooth mouth into the air. MCH said "What a great!!! It looks like you!" All the people who gathered turned to me..."
O_O