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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53472
 17.09.2011
Medvedev urged students to seek work while studying

Students urged Medvedev to find a new country.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53471
 17.09.2011
Vitaly
1.5k is already a screw on 1TB)

by EL
Here is) a screw for the anime, a screw for the Russian, a screw for the foreign...fun)))))))) I imagine...such a shelf as before the cassettes were stored in VHS and now so the screws are also signed..so you conduct with your hand and remove the finest, blow up the dust, insert it into the multimedia center and under the scratch of the screw you begin to watch the old good movie of childhood, the monastery of evil 8....

[ + 207 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53470
 17.09.2011
Sorry for UG!

Magical power of BORA, please help me!

I need a job!! We have a difficult situation in Belarus, we need work on which you can earn at least 150kWh. Otherwise I will just die of hunger! I need to find it next week. There will be enough savings until then. I wish you to get rid of your financial problems forever!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №53469
 17.09.2011
To get up from bed on a Friday morning is only motivated by the realization that tomorrow is Saturday.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53468
 17.09.2011
Since I informed my husband that my life at work was insured for 40,000 U.S., he has often passed by by me, grabbed me on the head and mysteriously smiled, and said, “Jack, you’re mine!”

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53467
 17.09.2011
Every girl is convinced: all her ex-boyfriends still hope that someday she will return to them. They are waiting for this happy moment.

All Girls, even if they are dating you, have a guy in stock. And if sheins a communication with you while meeting another, and says to you, you are dear to me, you are my friend (naturally if you are not 10-20 years old :))), then this guy is YOU :)))

They don’t hate football, computers, and your friends, they hate that you spend all your time not on them.

If she really loves you, she will not care that you gave her the most unloved and banal rose, and a plush mouse for 15 rubles naturally with an ears off :)))
But if you are not so dear to her then you will be guilty of coming at 6 in the morning under her entrance to write "I love you..." and all because you ruined the asphalt before her entrance and now all the grandmothers will scorn her :)


[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53466
 17.09.2011
Today I sat on a pair and listened to the story that the ancient Slavs feared, worshipped and worshipped the bear.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №53465
 17.09.2011
Apple thought, thought and decided to ban Kazakh kefir - Iranian

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53464
 17.09.2011
The Habr. Commentary on the discussion of control over social networks:

The administrators will introduce a new function: “negers”, “black”, “churks”, the names of their own officials and other “controversial” words in any case will be replaced by “chok”:

“Here is the crap! And I will put you all in a bowl, and the bowl of bowl, go the bowl, the bowl of bowl!”

And in general, what’s all in this chat =)"

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53463
 17.09.2011
XXX: Whom will you vote for?
YYY: For the Blindness.
XXX and why?
YYY: Well, in the first he is a doctor...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53462
 17.09.2011
The story of:

"Trying to put on the belts of the closet, heavy!"

The cabinet is strong. Fix the gaps correctly :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53461
 17.09.2011
Not life but clitoris. A total pleasure.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №53460
 16.09.2011
C. Questions and Answers:
Question: Why are young people so degraded that they only listen to rap and strawberries?
Answer: I am 11 years old, but I already listen to metal, have a beard and hair. I cry with groul, I laugh with groul. In school I’m called a leech, but I beat their guitar around the corner.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53459
 16.09.2011
My boyfriend ended up in me 6 times in a row, I have a delay of 1 week. Tell me I am pregnant? I’m afraid to do a test"
No, sweet that you are! And the test is not worth doing, or suddenly something terrible will show. Just a month in 3 you will get better, but everything is okay - you need to eat less. And let the guy collect money... yes, for the future. 😉

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53458
 16.09.2011
The Tea? The Coffee? to dance?
Do we rest from foot to cheek?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53457
 16.09.2011
We had a neurologist.
YYY: He has a very professional eye shaking.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53456
 16.09.2011
I am Truth Goth!
I am the cheese.
Tags: for pizza

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53455
 16.09.2011
xxx: Glycine forte with enhanced formula. I always laugh at this shit.
YYY : LOL
XXX: Feel the difference
Sugar with enhanced formula, epta. Alcohol with enhanced formula
XXX: Hole there, Water with an Enhanced Formula!
yyy: Water with an enhanced formula is the same hydrogen peroxide, fucking. Two whole oxygen.

[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53454
 16.09.2011
Do you give?
She: No
I: Are you in your mind? The question, as a verb, would be with a soft sign, and this is a appeal!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53453
 16.09.2011
by Sergey :
Come to me and have sex.
by Elena :
You are naughty!
by Sergey:
Ugo
I don't like overwhelmed phrases, such as going to the movie, let's see, everything is reduced to one, definitely.
and Elena:
I am not such
by Sergey:
I mean, I understood
Come to me tonight and see a movie.
and Elena:
Wow, and what one?? to

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