Do you know that...

Your child will live longer if you give him to the navy.

xxx: all, ppc, it is time to tie with fiber optic welding
YYY: And what happened?
xxx: in the right eye some black spot appeared and has been lasting for a week :(
yyy: you would go to the doctor, check the retina... you look - insurance would get... type of work injury and all that :)
xxx: Do you think one beaten pixel pulls on a warranty case?

Georgians, you are ugly creatures, headed by your President-American Six, cowardly pups!Ossetia-we are with you, give these Pentekos members!!!! to
c) The role

<Lilit16> Greetings to all fans of Harry Potter!!! and #156;
<Lilit16> What about discussing the relationship between the heroes?
<Nimfa> Lilit16: let’s go)
Lilith16> Personally, I always wanted Hermione and Ron to fall in love with a friend!
Lilit16: and I wanted Snow to have harsh sex with Sova Harry
<Teskatelypoka> sorry
<Tescatlipocca> meaning Hermione and Ronchik are created for each other

On the dating site, a guy 21 years old 32-year-old lady (her photo - only portraits):
You are 100% sexy!
“And it’s with one leg... And how sexy would I be with two?

RUBOP (do not run out of niche) has joined as a member
RUBOP (Don't run out of the nick) expelled: The nick must not be longer than 20 characters

Topic from the women’s forum: how do you anticipate the approaching orgasm?
xxx: I feel lightness, blessed lightness there, and a pre-sense of unbearable sweetness... like before a sneeze, you know, there is a feeling... a pleasant chewing, what is it?
YYY: And then there caiac sneezes...and scratches everyone.

zzz: When the orgasm is approaching. I only think of one thing: "Don’t give God you, scuco, with the pace or course you will fall..."

Created a VKontakte page to one Ukrainian politician... Wall:

David Street Mag Blaine
18 July 2008 at 13:35
I do a special street magic.

Anatoly Kinah wrote
18 July 2008 at 13:56
And I just find people if I need to, without magic.

XXX: I am here to play.
Yyy: Poetry - it sounds funny at all)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am going with my girlfriend.
YYY: Going out with a girlfriend?
A portrait of each other.
yyy: on the picturesque landscape))
Yyy: and face to face)

In 2002 he studied the sound scheme of Windows.
I liked the game "Don Capone". One of the phrases of this game I put off the computer.
We sit alone with my friend - we go to the universe for pairs. I was busy and asked him to turn off my computer. I rarely switched on the columns at the time and therefore forgot that the computer pronounced a phrase when turned off.
Short Seroga turns off the computer and here... The naked voice of the matio bandyagan says from the columns "I went out and that I would never see her here again!". A man officer. After a few seconds, when the shock passed, he asked me. "What is it? I did everything right. And pressed softly and didn’t touch the key and didn’t go into the monitor?"

Short I mean from the Lenin Avenue to the South-Western metro (in this area RUDN => to a fig of foreigners) slowly catch up with a family consisting of a Russian mother, a Russian son (11 years old) and two blacks of 5-6 years (probably from the first marriage white and from the second blacks)
In general, a black woman and a black woman run around them (mother and white boy) but you can’t catch, you can’t catch! - I catch up and catch up!". second 15 ran..
Then Mom enters the game accelerates the step and goes to them with the words "I catch you and bite you." w w w w w w w w!They are from her around Ana after them.
The Russian man says:
"It is right, Mom! We need to wash these black jackets!"

I almost died there.

I go here somehow to the hairdresser with the thought that you need to wash the car, well all went in, I sit in the chair, aunt fits asks the guy how to cut? I do not think about her - the body, the salon... and she is contact or contactless? O_O
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NaZg: Naivety is when during the period of hot water disconnection, you open a hot crane with the thought that "there is warmer"

The computer stopped loading, did not turn to the hard, but after a couple of days he did not want to start :) Everything is dark on the screen, and the hard makes terrible, frightening, soothing sounds, like this:

Fuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!
Fuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!

yyy: If the sound twit twit then the parking mechanism died =)) I have so died twit twit twit twit twit and everything hangs =))))

ZZZ: The Dog
What other sounds would you give as an example?))

Do you have a Xiaomi phone?
YYY AGA
xxx...I’m not interested in this fact...I’m not interested in this fact...

How is Nathan?
No, she left me. I never understood women :-(
HHH: What did you say?
I lie down and sleep at night (at about half-4) and I don’t touch anyone. Then she wakes me up with the words"You are sleeping?!" the following is approximately the dialogue:
How can you sleep yours!? to
I: and what?
She says, “I don’t sleep!”! to
I: O_O
She: You are a very senseless puppy of someone!
I: O_o
She: I can’t sleep, and he’s sleeping peacefully!! to
I: O_O
She is: All! Go you go!! to
At four o’clock in the evening, she got her things together.
No more... you were not hurt because of your broken nail.

He: When will you come?
She is: Ka
What does "ka" mean?? to
It is O_O

I met a girl, and here it turns out that coming and living in 3 hours from work. I said to her, “Dick, stay at night with me, she agreed. Well, I bought a beer, I sang songs to her, I went to bed in the same bed, and she says, on the first date you can’t. I tell her, then sleep. She slept until nighttime, I wake her up, she again about the first date. Nihua, I said, my first date was yesterday. This is a good logic. 😉

He received from the Scientific Director a phrase...

When I look at your code, I feel like your code is looking at me and it’s hostile.

xxx: I was arranged as a tester to work in a local office. I came on the first trial day... It turned out that another guy is claiming for this vacancy. They put us in the compass, gave us instructions, say sit and do the task. At one point it was necessary to make a virtual machine and put a screw on it. Everything is in order how to do it. I have done. I’m sitting, waiting for the screw to stand...there’s this guy, like a business, and he looks at me...and here his face changes expression. Then he slowly unfolds and leaves with an uncertain walk. I decided to see if he was there. I go into the monkey and the cold. This pepper successfully puts the screw on the physical hard...