When I was 14 years old, I appeared.
Computer, I took the rule to watch.
Listen to the headphones so that no one
I have not heard any other words besides me.
Aha, from my room. I am now 24.
If I don’t wear headphones,
Not standing up. How to?

When I told my wife I could go to another woman, she laughed for 10 minutes. Then she forced me to clean the pot all night long.

From somewhere today came out my childhood photo, 2nd "a" class. With the child (3 years) argued a long time today, I said that it was me on her, and he - that it was him. They argue to tears. Eventually, he had to agree that it was him, under the pressure of his mother. Fuck, it’s still me.

He cursed the taxi driver.
Let only the navigator talk to you all your life!and "
I went quietly ?

Flipper
If scientists from different fields gather together, we will get a crowd of people who know about the world, roughly speaking, everything. If we gather representatives of all religions together, we will get a huge fight.

Following
:D

Flipper
What is funny???? to

Following
I introduced the Jews to the side.

Case at work:
The Japanese came to the delegation.
There are not Japanese, not Chinese, and not a delegation, but a symposium!
Q: So why is the banner with Japanese hieroglyphs "Welcome to delegation"?
After 3 minutes the banner was removed.

I went out to the hallway, caught an open waff fi with a 100% signal...I’ve been sitting on the floor for an hour...

X: Do you have a photo? Can you give it for a day?
WOW: There is. Have you gathered to photograph?
Q: What about taking pictures? Member of MLA.
It is not suitable for your member. There is no zoom xD

How is your student life?
In the mouth is only the taste of teeth.

Katya: I start with a clean sheet and let some creature put a crack in it!

I can try it.)

Katya why?

Yegor: You are asking " let some creature put a clay in it"))

Katya: I think it will be very difficult now...I am on guard...

I think the guard should take care of it.)

What progress has been made: "Taliban" and NATO have clashed on Twitter.

Summary of:
...
A professional realtor.
I went from the trainee to the director and back.
...

Recently brought the boss a document on a flash. She dropped the file from her on his computer, then sharply pulled out the flash.
The boss: "AAAA, and the safe extraction?!?and "
I: "I am not using a safe extract..."
What is "Why"
I: "Feelings are not you"
Only through the square eyes of the boss realized that he said something wrong. Shamefully, he thought I was decent.

In a private house at night climbing through the fence, you need to find out who can offer the cheapest solution? The trap was tried – stolen.

my wife accidentally got into my mailbox, and there a message-"on the dating site xxx in your questionnaire 0 views", turns so to me and says, let's but I look, in front of people ashamed

I sit with a friend and choose a wheelchair for her.
Description of a child’s wheelchair:
Parameters: 6 amortisers for comfortable driving; sports frame, chromium; tyre wheel type, rotating mechanism on bearings with cast disks; two-sided braking system, scheduled; amortisation system - amortisers on all wheels two amortisers on the frame; book folding mechanism; pen - twisted and adjustable in height; capping mechanism on the crack is silent; there is a viewing window on the top of the capping; a rollover with a hard bottom; a walk block - three positions of the back; five-point safety belts; a regulated lower metal foot; a summer grid on the back of the capping.
Mimo passes through a friend's father and gives:
But it’s even better than Lada Kalina!! O_O

I watched the CSKA-Lill match.
Comentary: The blow of Dumbie!
They knock in my room. The head of the neighbor is squeezed with some mask of brown clay on the face.
I: Oh of Dumbia? and you?
Commentary: This is Dumbia!
It was a long time)))

Thessaloniki (00:58:14 15/09/2011)
the best sex with someone with whom well and without sex

StalKer (00:58:33 15/09/2011)
Is it with the hand?

StalKer (00:58:50 15/09/2011)
It’s fine with her and without sex.

Thessaloniki (00:59:05 15/09/2011)
You are fucking!! to

When Kuznetsov got sick in his stomach, all his cats wanted to help the owner broke his chest.

by Alena 22:44:24
I love every salad.
In addition to
What grows in my ass.