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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36318
 21.09.2010
Google Questions and Answers:

The question:
How to orgasm?

The answer:

#include <crazy.h>
do
and trahen();
and orgasm (while)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №36317
 21.09.2010
The worse we understand the problem, the easier we find a solution.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36316
 21.09.2010
The station, the station d. The car, three minutes before departure.
The drivers went out, I checked. On my right is a man with the face of Valuev, on the opposite is a thick Armenian and next to him is a Negro. On the side a lady, with a gentle face, but this face spoils the expression of contempt and contempt for everything that is happening. Her husband just got out of the car on the perron and sent air kisses through the closed window. We had nothing to do to look at his pantomime. He thought he would call his wife.
The lady spent a long time in the bag, found the phone, brought it to the ear, and here's the problem: she accidentally turned on "a loud communication", but didn't understand this, because the phone she pressed to the ear, and the loud speaker was on the opposite side of the phone, and it seemed to her that the sound was normal.
Half the car heard every word of the husband:
- Rodnulechko, sorry for me, this goat Igor promised me "SV" and himself barely
I bought this stinking plate with these stinking bombs. You are down.
There was a selection.
Yes dear, it is very selective.
- This, this short-cut Gondon, has stood on you (that's what he said)
Look, if it is going to stand at night, scream the guide.
Yes, dear, the possibility of such developments is absolutely not excluded.
- And this pitecantrop with Pidor's roast, a dumb one, only saliva
It doesn’t run, look carefully at it.
The lady slowly, as if unwittingly looked back at Valueva.
I will sign under every word you say. And it will soon flow...
All of us, without speaking, bite our lips painfully, so that we could no longer roast our voices and extend this fairy show. The husband continued:
Did you see there, in the corner, a fat dick? Whether it is a Georgian or an Armenian.
He likes me. Don’t leave the bag in sight so that this thick man doesn’t.
Be careful there, dear.
Yes, my dear, this victim of anorexia is stressing me too. Generally thanks
To you, dear, who have arranged for me a gorgeous excursion in the Kunstkammer, I am always
I dreamed of that...
Sorry, it’s all because of Igor’s goat.
There are also planes. Yes, and by the way, you are well there, wind, and the
Someone’s 70 kilos of muscle oil...You know?
Do you mean the smell of black?
Yes my beloved.
“Suka, and that he did not sit in Africa, is mistaken on our trains,
The crazy nigger.
The train slowly touched, and the black man switched to the word “Niger.” Probably not understanding a word of Russian. He jumped up, bowed to the lady, and cried loudly at her ear, something in French, ticking her "fake" in the face with both hands.
Here we were all broken, we were wildly strained, wickedly roaring and rocking teeth on the lady, depicting a zombie so that her husband could see it.

The husband was slowly following the train, with the face of a dying victim from an ancient deaf film.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36315
 21.09.2010
The specialist responsible for the safety of the nuclear plant said “pizzacross” because of the leaked pen in his pocket. Fifteen people arrived early.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36314
 21.09.2010
With answers and questions...
In:"The legless and armless French crossed the La Manche", I’m afraid to think what he grabbed...
A: Why are you scratching? Peanut soup and reactive pull have not yet been cancelled!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36313
 21.09.2010
Sandro (16:55:39 20/09/2010)
The director has a fire. He stole the chocolate from the accountants, then he became strenuous, he came to us in the jur department, shared the chocolate between everyone and forced to eat so that everyone would be ashamed and not him alone.

Vancouver (16:57:04 20/09/2010)
Man is following

Sandro (16:57:36 20/09/2010)
Oh, he can

Vancouver (16:57:37 20/09/2010)
You are now involved, co-conspirator.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36312
 21.09.2010
owl: survived... the child snatched the controller and said, “I’m the guard of the controller of the 99 level!”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36311
 21.09.2010
I feel like I will soon be sunbathing on a nudist beach.
The absence of curtains in my room and the presence of builders opposite the building adds courage to me and increases my self-esteem.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №36310
 21.09.2010
Vendors in the market:
The green is fresh, buy it.
From the neighboring tent:
We don’t buy green, we take cabbage.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36309
 21.09.2010
Forum: How to Find a Job
Skib how to find work in the specialty "religious science"??? to
Felix founded a sect.! to
Ditrih Sect is an idea... A good idea... To learn NLP, to act on the principle of bricks and to sell at the price of apartments magical tapas from some labeanium, because only in these tapas the simple mortal will be able to enter the kingdom of God, but if he is burdened with property, not to see him this kingdom... And the sect will kindly get rid of property under the slogan “down” useless collection of things, give spiritual development and tapas from the labeanium!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36308
 21.09.2010
Snatali (16:08:05 20/09/2010)
As the nurse said, I have a Russian-Japanese war in my stomach.

Libertad (16:08:22 20/09/2010)
Sushi fights with peelings?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36307
 21.09.2010
From Chat:
Guest_782 >> Imagine me the SMS you would like to get from a girl
[m]adcat600 >> "I want to make you minie and try anal sex, cute)"
Guest_782 >> and
Guest_782 >> more
[m]adcat600 >> I want to make you mink and try anal sex, on the bed covered with roses

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36306
 21.09.2010
From the discussion of news about the cancellation of copies.

Well, once copper has traveled, it means we have to switch to plastic. Make pennies of PVC, and the nominal isotope label to do so that the Geiger meter can be automatically determined.

Yyy: Gather a hundred thousand rubles in pennies and get a home atomic bomb in exchange.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36305
 21.09.2010
Marina: I just don’t know how to tell a man that he’s a complete fool without ruining the relationship.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36304
 21.09.2010
At Parental Meeting
This year, children’s food has become 5 rubles more delicious.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36303
 21.09.2010
Timich: I thought I only had a computer three and a half times 10 years ago!!! Weaker than the current mobile phone.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36302
 21.09.2010
Q: Is there a litre for tomorrow?
Title: Captain Drunk
HH: I will not ask for a short content.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36301
 21.09.2010
In my new job, I come to the main sysadmin. In my new job, I am not a sitadmin.
Please post me sorry.
Admin - Okay, I'll send someone a thread. There were problems with the password for entry.
Yes, I noticed
Admin, I will explain.
I don’t have to, I’ve already done it.
admin - can not be.
I am working for the third day.
Admin –...
I - the program I have already pulled out of your hidden folder, just IMAP me find
admin - what is the hidden file?
With the distribution...
Admin –...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36300
 21.09.2010
She is :
Yesterday I played paintball again.

She is :
Without the blacks. I was constantly shooting in my head.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36299
 21.09.2010
YYY: Where did it go? I have not seen you for a hundred years.
Review: StarCraft 2
YYY: Are you in the universe? How about work?
I'm going to repeat StarCraft 2 again.


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