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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8670
 07.08.2008
1) I dreamed a beautiful dream
2) What is it?
1) about how big a big tail came, apologized to my parents and took me (

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8669
 07.08.2008
Nowadays, I was on duty in the universe in practice, there is the type of enrollment of first-graduates. Painted on the stands of the surnames of the enumerated... Rjal ppt)A student enrolled in the Faculty of Informatics and bla bla with the name of Trojan))just because of the surname took probably))And on the fact of food washed student Macoed! =) is

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8668
 07.08.2008
XXX: Fuck, again: if you have a 1MB channel at home, then even if you are a hundred comps hanging, it will not be wider. So the providers are going to fuck.
YYY: Well, they see, not just these restrictions.
XXX: Dima, I have already given you examples with fire roads and other things to bring. Let’s be easier. Do you drink vodka?
YYY : YYY!
XXX: Here, let’s imagine that she has 0.5. You can drink it in one haru, you can with me, you can with the fools, you can with a cue of the hottest beetle. If you drink this half-liter by ten, will there be more vodka in it?
YYY: It is not easy.
XXX: Now imagine that in the store they sell a bottle ONLY on the condition that you drink it alone.
YYY: Fuck, these providers are all fooled!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8667
 07.08.2008
One day, the menta in the protocol was written to me - the rear frontal glass was broken. And they assured me that this is what it is called.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8666
 07.08.2008
I graduated from 11 classes, entered the universe at ASI, in the summer before the universe decided to work, set up a practitioner in IT, and after 3 days the scratch broke, I hate all users and won the championship on throwing cartridges!!!! 1

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8665
 07.08.2008
proXBOCT
Okay, I will not lie to you...

Kadze
Am I the sweetest in the world?

proXBOCT
No...

Kadze
You are lying again!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8664
 07.08.2008
Vitaliy - I got 2 forks here in the width
Syrix – there were no candles?
Syrix - suddenly you got "Doshirek - a romantic dinner for two"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8663
 07.08.2008
I work as a sales representative, on the car every day.Winter, frost, cars are made through one. Employees help each other to get started by the thread method. In the morning, 8:00 One of the guys receives a SMS - "Stand up. Help with"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8662
 07.08.2008
I was sitting down to scan. The Sorcerer with the Bubble? 5 bucks, the last N... Minutes later ADMIN corrected on SHAMAN....o_O

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8661
 07.08.2008
xxx ‎ (1:32):
Laaaan
yyy ‎(1:33):
A to?
What happened?
xxx ‎ (1:33):
I understand a strange question for the second half of the night.
xxx ‎ (1:34):
but
xxx‎ (1:34):
Do you have a weight of up to 10 grams? urgently needed

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8660
 07.08.2008
“Woman is like a mobile phone: there are many twists and there is only one function.”
She said: Oh yeah! Girls, before you get married, think: if you just need a sausage, is it worth buying the whole pig?
He: Okay, you have a smartphone ^^'

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8659
 07.08.2008
The Bear
Today is the day of independence of Jamaica, the day of railway troops.

Troy
What unites them?

troy (08:56:25 6/08/2008)
Jamaica and railways.

troy (08:56:35 6/08/2008)
It is PA-RA car!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8658
 07.08.2008
Stephen Seagal's discussion on the Internet:

With Sigal, it is really strenuous even to ride on a self-driving boat, such an impression that no matter what he was driving, terror will necessarily capture...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8657
 07.08.2008
Sometimes you need to hinder yourself...

Deffy discusses Sex with Anfis Chekhov
Olya: And what is this - coneliguus?? to
I, passing by: Olya, you don’t need it, it’s when with horses

50 in excess.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8656
 07.08.2008
In my opinion, it is time to think about your life and the presence of friends, when you are mostly congratulated by the service center Ragnarok online 8(d)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8655
 07.08.2008
by RaTT-34
In what direction did he write the sound?

Kseniya
Just don’t laugh.)

Kseniya
I will tell)

by RaTT-34
Don’t tell me what’s on the recording!

Kseniya
More hard!

by RaTT-34
And how?

Kseniya
In Pinacle Studio 8 ))) I wrote a guitar on a video camera, captured in this proge, recorded the sound, translated it into mpeg, then cut it into 2-minute files, for example. The big time was not supported by the next slide, which extracted a slide from the video, which I then connected in the next slide, and then translated into mp3 ))

Kseniya
is cool?! to

by RaTT-34
Proctologist would have done well.

Kseniya
Yes to you)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8654
 07.08.2008
The US police accidentally disrupted the assassination of George W. Bush.

The whole world is waiting for an apology.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8653
 07.08.2008
by Lexx:
I don’t understand the subtle hints now.
by Lexx:
I want to drink vodka and fuck :)
by Lexx:
I am an animal
The Room:
I too. And in comparison with vodka and fucking the whole world philosophy and literature is disgusting, futile work.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8652
 07.08.2008
If there is a city of Churches, then there must be a city of Churches.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8651
 07.08.2008
NoName: People, how many banderols from Moscow come, approximately?
OMEN: it depends on which of the postman has a bicycle, sports or ordinary adult

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