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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102874
 16.09.2014
I’ve always been worried about the question: How do they write the script for such clips?

So so, in the middle, the soloist, in fashionable clothes and with a fashionable hairstyle, then the grandmothers and a little tits.
A little bit?
Yes, that’s what I say, of course a lot.
What will happen in the second part of the clip?
What genre?
– Pop
- Well, then change the solist and put another background.
What to do with the seeds?
How what? Add a little more, better small ones, so that they don't get too much thrown.
And all that?
Oh yes, play with the light.

Chapter 22: I Cry
Oscar for the best and best script 😉

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102873
 16.09.2014
Slevin: I don’t walk with girls who have a boyfriend – that’s the rule. Unfortunately, this is the rule without exceptions, so I don’t walk with my girlfriend either :)))

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №102872
 16.09.2014
> Today I won "zero" by breaking off a piece of pure milk from my colleague’s tiles
> chocolate where nothing came out of the filling.

Right "from the plywood", dude.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102871
 16.09.2014
When I drove to the Baikal, I dreamed of an interesting dream. Some kind of landfill and a mountain of garbage pulls a large pipe for pneumatic mail, like in America, only in this person can climb, and just he flies out there: all in white, like Al Pacino, and he is albino: hair, eyebrows, eyelids - all white. and says:
I knew that the outside world existed on Earth. Now people will teach my people to live well, rightly, without crimes and quarrels!
A man next to him sits on the landfill and says:
“We can’t break between ourselves here, we’re plunged into lies and violence, so go back and say that we haven’t found peace on earth.
(A short story for a short story)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №102870
 16.09.2014
This is:

I don’t believe that two Russian men were in no condition after one bottle, even a litre.
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Not alcoholics like you. I cut a half litre in wood. And all why? Because I drink 200 grams of vodka 2-3 times a year. I do not like vodka. And I still don’t like when liberals like Plutzer-Sarno try to expose all Russians to alcoholics (seek in Google "Biennale we make Russians").

By the way, according to statistics, we drink twice as much as the Germans. Contrary to propaganda.

So there is nothing to boast about your doses - there is no courage in drunkenness.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102869
 16.09.2014
Somewhat strange, that no other big mom has written off, how happy she is, expecting the fourth, fifth, sixth child, and what her husband is good, the house is completed...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №102868
 16.09.2014
Summary: I am looking for a job! I want to work as a child in a kindergarten. I will consider the options from the younger to the preparatory group. Do not offer a group! I promise: eat well, sleep well in a quiet hour, I can bring my own toys! Volodymyr, 30 years old

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №102867
 16.09.2014
The case was in the 60s of the last century. A group of nuclear physicists from the closed research institute went to the Black Sea. Everyone is a doctor of science. We went to the shore, on the way to buy a few bottles of vinegar with such a plastic cap that you need to cut with a knife. They come to the beach, they’re ready, and they’re crazy! And the bottles to open nothing... They see a sleeping man in the vicinity, asking, “Sir, and you can’t find anything to open the bottle?” How not to open! Do you have fireworks? He unwittingly stretches the box. The man turns on a fireplace, heats the traffic jamming and breaks it down, already softened, with the words: “Physics needs to be known!” With a group of recreators there was a shaped hysteria, and the man for science was awarded one of the bottles.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102866
 16.09.2014
The real announcement:
I exchange vengeance in the garden 208 for the Richarda Zorge 48/3 with a lapidary inclination child 2010 gr group 5-6 for kindergarten 191.

Lagoon will help, ah...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102865
 16.09.2014
Sanctions for Autodesk

ktulhufhtagn: So the software from the licensing class goes to the trophy.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102864
 16.09.2014
A few years ago he flew to Egypt, to Marsa-Alam. I have a garmin-nuwi205 navigator. It worked very well by the window. 30 minutes before landing, the aircraft added speed to 950 km / h, and it remained on the display as maximum. Half a year later, he looked into the car and smelled me, saw the figure on the display and broke up.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102863
 16.09.2014
We had a very popular armrestling in our class for some time.
XXX: Directly on the changes sat for the parties and fought
But it passed very quickly because we had a guy who easily defeated everyone and after the victory began to beat someone else’s hand on the table.
Finish him!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102862
 16.09.2014
here here :

Do not believe those who tell you how grandmothers from bodies or terrible masks fall into fainting and heart attacks. I was, I think, 14 years old. He was tall for his age. And, somehow, I got tired to repeat the jerk from the eralash (with a mask and an elevator), a suitable mask was presented the day before. He turned out the shovel, wore the mask, picked the lift in the neighboring house without weights. and what? The first grandmother-god-gowner-gowner took me so far away that I dragged away from her by running away.

It would be a pity if there was a Darwin Prize.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102861
 16.09.2014
Go on Wednesday)
Okay, I need to remind myself.
Theme: Business Woman
Tagged with: sclerosis-vuman

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102860
 16.09.2014
This beautiful man:
Again about the female logic... Talk to my wife: J: Sit at home then, and I will come alone for the child. I : well well. Q: I did not understand? Do you not go with me?! to
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Where do you get those, right? You choose yourself and then you complain.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102859
 16.09.2014
Yesterday after work went into the "Verny" for water, hit the cashier of the trainee, a young guy of some sort, he burned the zucco there :) The man stood in front of him with 2 packs of tuborg for 4 banks, so he beat him not 8 cans, but the barcode from the pack 8 times. It ended up like a beer box. The man stands, looks at how he beat and says, "A little more and enough for the jigguli! and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102858
 16.09.2014
here here :

In a burning battle about an ambulance. A friend in the one worked, told about cases when because of such challenges, but the temperature is high, the head hurts they did not have time to get to the road or an accident and save someone's life. And how many idiots they see every day you can’t even imagine.
Well, in addition, ambulance doctors are people who now have just collected a person after an accident in parts in a literal sense, and then have to go to the deadly sick to beat down the temperature.
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Working with people is hard, it is well known. Once you have chosen this job, you have to get used to it. Doctors themselves are far from angels, although emergency practitioners, according to my observations, are often much more professional than those who work in hospitals.

Cold and cough on a strong frost... Believe me, it’s not a problem yet. Much worse than diarrhea with sclerosis... You run and don’t remember where.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102857
 16.09.2014
This is:
Everything goes according to plan (c)

Flying at all. We need to know the classics.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102856
 16.09.2014
Review of "The Wolf of Wall Street"
zeferor wrote (a):

During the scene of kissing Leonardo DiCaprio and Joanna Lamley, Leonardo was so nervous that it took 27 dubs to shoot the scene as needed.

Is he nervous? He is beautiful!! The clever guy...

gixnax Átha wrote(a):

She is 67 years old

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102855
 16.09.2014
News in one line: Egypt has offered “AutoVAZ” cooperation with the state company Nasr.

To doubt that the car is standing in a damned place is becoming more and more difficult.

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