Russian men ordered pizza and girls, then they made bets who would come faster.

The real story.

I talk to a girl - a model, filmed for FHM, beautiful, unrealistic, all men turn their heads. Smart, educated, travelled half the world, surrounded by millionaires, elite, etc.
I decided to stick to the end and not fall in love, but I just couldn’t help but dissolve after she said she really loved playing Mortal Kombat, her favorite fighter Subzero, and called the button sequence for 2x combo... )

Dima, I understand: you’re a man with a kind of sense of humor... tell me, on which shit did you stick the flash to the usb node?? to

The Astrakhan region. Bus stop in a clean area. It is written with a beautiful letter "Happiness".

Blondes are burning. One girl writes a comment to another photo:
Q: On whose bed are you lying? Wearing clothes and..."

The Secret of Your Name!
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but here is also - Add the button [ Author fool ] when you click on which the author's mail comes a letter with this amazing news for him

If you also have the seventh shit comma, the hell of the blades - baking the bits!

I recently enrolled in a fitness club, discussing this with my boyfriend.
I: There will be a couple of months and you will have a beautiful, slim, sexy girl.
He says: I will not leave you!

Tired of...
Darya Chigareva 4 March 2009 at 16:25
Tired, tired, tired... Tired of grey, uncovered stupidity. Dear friends, is it not funny for you? Favorite books: I don’t like to read... Interests: Well... a lot of interesting things... But in the list of favorite quotes Shakespeare, Remark and HZ, who, Katie, but really liked... Favorite quotes? What are you? found through a search engine. And your favorite quotes in speech are mostly matte, gentlemen! About yourself: malafka... Milafka, pupse, beautiful, good defacka. Who taught you to be so great and powerful? Gorky, Dostoevsky or Pushkin? 28 albums of 160 photos: I and the rose, the rose on the right, the rose on the left, I am on the rose, the rose without me... And comments: "Beautiful", "Pasiбки", "Pretty", "Chmaff" and so on. Think, ladies and gentlemen, think To read, observe and think. Try not to be empty, try to be in harmony with yourself. Any informal has read more than you. He has his religion, whether it be music or political views. You laugh at them, even though they are funny themselves. In the list of favorite TV shows: 22 titles, but about "House-2" comments are written "I would kill all...", especially Sobchak... Dear, and what is different all these shows from "House-2"? All this is taken for you, for the grey and the poor. They teach you how to dress, get married, survive a divorce... They teach you because you can’t do it yourself... What can you give your children?

There are no laws of physics in Russia, there is luck.

I don’t know how funny it is.
Older people will smile.
There was a way at the time to leave by train when there were no tickets in the box.
You pay the driver and get into an almost empty car.
I think they had an agreement there.
But not in my case.
The conductor placed me on the top shelf in his coupe, saying that I was the second conductor.
I treated it lightly, but in vain.
The conductor was drunk and slept, and the passengers demanded heat.
And then I melted the oven, spread tea, stood at the stops with a red stick and thought what I was paying for.

At the end of 1940, a German officer comes home. I thought about something.

Wife: What did you think about?

General: Yes, the Führer decided to attack Russia

Wife to Russia? Show me a map of Russia.

The general unfolds a large map before her. She looks, looks, and then asks:

Did the Führer see this map?

XXX: Attention to the question! Without which fluid can a person not live?
Tagged: spirits
ZZZ: The Spirit!! to
Category: C2H5OH
nnn: cgbhn
mmm: spirits * saliva smiley *
This is Blood!! Tagged with ><

My girlfriend (12:01:16 23/08/2009)
I still need to wash, paint and wash the dishes.

I (12:01:54 23/08/2009)
You can make me beautiful and clever. Washing the dishes too.

Compliance of form and content
Yesterday a crane was running in the bathroom. Not that I am completely handless, but the apartment is rentable, I live a second week, so there are no tools at hand.
Call the local service office. Surprisingly, the order is accepted immediately, and half an hour of waiting on the line has not passed. They promise to send the master out tomorrow at 5 p.m.
I went to work earlier, I wait. At 17.06 the door is ringing. I open without asking who. I see: an extremely young man (17 years old), characteristic nose, kippa, peys, and... a suitcase of sanitary equipment. To say that I was stunned is to say nothing!!! The guy in 5 minutes changed what needed, asked (in Russian!!!There was no other problem, and went away, thanking (!) for the challenge.
Have you ever seen a Jewish santechnician? I am not!

She: You can only take care of the female breasts!
He said, “But if I stand before you with a broken neck and an outer limb, will you look me in the eyes?”
c) The Sun

There is: by the way, who noticed what relay in the house? and :)
I remember the 3 or 4 things I noticed... and in memory only delayed :)

SKaDT: Most often there advertised Vikodin :)

From the forum:
NNN: It sounds right - Hope R_a_diionna.
>>Radio of the Russian Federation
You are a fool. Rodionovna is written correctly, learn Russian and pine a puppy for a puppy
GGG: Dybil, Raskolnikov as their native names? The birth. Look at the root!
TTT: the verification word "radius". He was round.
This is Chernobyl Radio.
In other places, the correct name is Rodion.
The right thing to say is not "Radio", but "because of it"

The Odessa News.
Entrepreneurs of the "Northern" market blocked the Nikolaevsky road in the area of the campsite in protest against the actions of the new leadership.

Participants of the protest action without stopping walk forward and forth on the pedestrian crossing in the area of the children's camp "Young Guard" (so they formally do not violate the law).

Inventive Slavic people!