Last time the "promoter" at the beginning of the conversation presented himself as an employee of "cable networks", and after asking if I had communication breaks (received a negative answer) began to ask if I do not want to increase the speed, after which he said that he is an employee of "Vimpelkom" (not directly to say - Beeline?) is
When asked what was my internet speed, I got an honest answer: “What, seriously?” Then I asked if I wanted to slow down the speed.

I am in Spain now. We gathered here and implemented a clever plan. We live in the same hotel. to the nearest hotel with a wifay to squeeze and squeeze. They are connected by the beach. In general, imagine a picture - lying on a beach in Spain a long row of men with notes on the pulse and transmitting wifay. very comfortable.
You are lol xDD
No, we are Russians.

I and a friend go to the park. Next to the cemetery. There is only a fence on the side of the highway and a few more meters of broken wooden fence along the park boundary, so the graves are perfectly visible. Suddenly we see, there behind one beautiful fence rises something dark, green-brown, in a sharp cap. He rises up, such an evil, a cap, shoulders, then a white body, then a naked ass, and wears his pants. Then it disappeared – probably our hysterical laughter scared him =))

Comments on Porn:
This guy has a little penis.I had it when I was 8 years old.
“But he spits his grandmother, and you’re sitting at home and shaking his fuck.

You have modern ancestors.
Q: Do I have it?? to
U: Zhenya, if I tell my father that his son is heterosexual, then I will have to answer for Pidarasa!

The question:

I have a acquaintance. I wanted a boy...in the sense of a child. But, according to the law of the genre, she gave birth to a girl. I was not upset and pregnant again. The husband does not mind, money goes, and the children are happiness. It is time to give birth to a twin. The girls! Tears of hysteria. In a year we will find out - the bubble shines again. Further, as in a bad comedy - gives birth to a trio (to say, she grew up in a large family), her husband in a blade-drinking, for a couple of months to her mother, in the cottage, the whole third floor - a large children's house, there is no boy. And the husband, by the way, a family member suffering from an inflamed sense of duty. He says, “My children, I will educate where I should go. Returned to the family, lived happily... The last girl (fortunately one) was born recently and secretly from her husband.

My husband’s secret – how is it?? to

1875 – The first self-portrait
The famous American photographer Mathew B. Brady was the first person to photograph himself. I made an autoportret.

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Without a stretched hand.

XXX is
Without a flash in the forehead.

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and without a carpet (

ZZZ
And without sickness!( by

My computer has already congratulated me on the day of the programmer from the morning. On a blue background with white letters.

>> a dead goof is better than two new ones
<< I haven’t even heard it at all.
>> I too
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>> rap is like rock, just shit

Fuck, I started dating a smart man. Of course, I expected it to be not only enjoyable, but also informative, but to be SO much! This is when, before starting the mine, she deliberately holds my member in her hands, admired it and says to me, "And you know that in ancient India there was a cult of Lingam..." - and then the lecture lasts for half an hour... And even after doing the work, she does not get stuck, but continues her story. Sometimes I feel like I’m having sex with an encyclopedia.

Continuing the theme of the liberation of domestic elves...

What do you think, when will Vova give Dime his socks?

Travel company Leto has a fantastic website - it has complete, exhaustive information about all the tours they provide - when, where and how much it will cost.
One thing the creators of the site forgot:
Specify at least some coordinates where this wonderful company is located and how to contact them. Okay, no phone number, but at least in which city are they located?

How are these little people called?
The kids! ?

The Wonderland. From News: Ural hunter killed himself by achieving the example of an enot

and 0m:

From an explanatory of my acquaintance – an employee of the patrol-post service:
"...the detainee, pointing his finger to the side, shouted "Oh! Santa!" what distracted my attention.
Then he fled in an unknown direction."
Man 30 years. Not a fucker? My police guard me.

Have you heard anything about the ZP?
I: I can hear it. and :)
I: "When will it be"" "When will it be""""When will it be""""When will it be"""

I was in a large network store today. The girl asked for a doll" boy". I look at prices: Ken Bridegroom, Ken Beach, Ken Fashion, Alladin 38 cm. They disappointed...

Forum on Telephone Listening:
I also know one old true way my grandfather showed me. You call 100 and after you are answered how much time you say thank you, if in response you get the line on the listening.

XXX: I am so sick now.
XXX Going to Eat
XXX: Getting the plate
XXX: I put a tea bag in her
xxx: and poured hot water
Doctor, is it treated?

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