What a strange Russian soul.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Dive with a waterfall into the river, look at abandoned cars.
xxx: depth of 5 meters.
xxx: On the dirt of one of the cars, the poetic is emblazoned: "Zhopa"

After five years of working on Linux, I’m finally working.

Commentary from Habr:

My cat, since childhood, has had the habit of sleeping between the monitor and the keyboard. Given the fact that he pulled out such a healthy body, there is a suspicion that he is a cactus :D

Reply from the accounting contractor about what we did not pay them type:

"Good morning
I found the payment, sorry.
The guilty were shot. andquot;

I’ve been meditating on contracts for an hour and knocking my eyelids... a colleague rhett, because periodically I stick and forget to pull my eyelids down, raise them up... then he throws a piece of paper into me so that it doesn’t burn too much.

Ilia: By the way, it is offensive, hemorrhoids are inherited, but the apartment in the center and the car is not a fact

XHH: The client writes recommendations to the layout.
I quote: <<< remove the background picture and put a picture of how trees with leaves crawl. Can you do it? In the background, trees and leaves float.
That they smoke there, mill.

Comments on the app "Chess" on Android:

"It is great! I recently learned about this game, and I am already playing a horse well. E2-E5 all things...the application is sure."

From the discussion of new iPhones.

The iPhone fingerprint sensor, Touch ID, uses radio frequency scanning to recognize subepidermal layers of the skin. This technology requires the fingerholder to be alive and attached to the finger.

What if the owner is drunk? Is that not even calling the former now?

300 ruble speed
What is the tariff? By the provider?
This is a penalty)

If a state destroys its own population, it is a totalitarian regime, and if the population of other countries, it is the export of democracy.

Maritime school; first class of fire training. In front of each of them lies an uncharged Makarov pistol, which must be studied. The teacher is a captain of the second rank; an experienced shooter and a great admirer of the hooligan Marinescu:
Comrades of students. Take each gun in your right hand.
Now head to me. So...
Now each go to his companion. well...
And now each attach his pistol to his whisky.
Applied to? Excellent...
All of it? Have you calmed?
Never do anything like this from now on.

Since then, 30 years have passed, and the conclusions made at that class have not been forgotten or dimmed. And so, after buying my children a pneumatic pistol, I started studying it with this exercise.

The al-Qaeda terrorist group has claimed responsibility for Stas Mikhailov’s concerts.

It is about the fact that the man sells the vacuum cleaners with a discount:

Fuck where you were before :(
dder: very sorry, we will try to be useful to you :)
Partamelon: You can hear it! I answered like a sapphire. This is a lepra, not a customer service department.
I do what I want, so don’t go crazy!
Partamelon: This is a completely different thing!

Announcement of the film:
The film is about a young playboy whose girlfriend dies, and her ghost enters the hero's hand.

WOW: It is all. I buy a room and give it to a young student.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah The old percentile
WOW: GEO
I have a friend, his name is Rodion. Would it go?))
Don’t give him the main tail ?

>Dimon (17/09/13 16:58:42): the fuck and not the country
On Friday, children have fun.
Presence of parents is mandatory
First the rehearsal, then the camera.
If parents can’t, they’ll be replaced by leftists.
I'm so dumb with the Communists, I don't remember.

Burivuh: about this magical state, when the body requires either tea with raspberries, or puddles.

From eilin_o_connor:
In the movie theater before the beginning of the session, a man speaks loudly on the phone, cuddling to two boys pushing around:
In the cinema, in the cinema. Yula sent me with spinach. What? I didn’t get it, as it is called. Something like it’s all around goats.
The light turns out, the man turns off the conversation. After a while, the title “Gaddy I” appears on the screen.
and A! On the contrary, it means! A bursting man.

xxx: I'm a loser, my quotes falling on the main, always have the lowest rating.
Yes you, Daddy, you have eaten up.