Mercuzio: If after the question, “Why don’t you smoke?” I still hoped that this country could be saved, then “Why do you brush your teeth every day?”!" went to obtain a firearm license. and. and.

During the lesson, the practitioner was removed. From the back hears:
Pull her up!
Are you filming porn?
A little weather:
On your knees!
I’ll keep it up until June until I like it.

- I hear, when Vkontakte shut down, then in the shops sharply drop sales of camera!

The younger (5 years old) son tells the older daughter (9 years old), opening a huge box with details from the designer (in a confident tone):
“Yes, Nadia, we don’t need instructions!

I want to smell your shoulders.
YYY: It’s very hard for me to change a loved one.
XXX: We will not betray
YYY: And how then? I’ll just let you smell my shoulders. 😉

2134, the speed of computing and the volume of memory of the PC reached such a level that when trying to count them a person goes down the sum, but Opera and Kaspersky do not give up and continue to eat half of the system resources.

neo: And you, collision, taught geography by magnets on the refrigerator, as I can see?

xxx is. Do not anger me! I have 5 kg of pure perforator in my package!

Lili : Aha But still +17 in September, no longer that +17 in July why that

Dron7: what is heavier: a kilogram of lead or a kilogram of watt?

Lilia is Wata!

Dron7 is why?

By logic 😉 Because the mystery with the subwoofer)

From the WoT forum:
Storm, is the Israeli branch of tanks in development?
No, because it is not possible to implement the mechanism of the gun trade with the enemy right during the battle!

From Habr:
The further, the more these patent wars resemble kindergartens.
YYY: Not at all! In the kindergarten, the teacher or babysitter would quickly calm the disengaged children.
Zzzz: And we have a problem – the babysitter fight!

In the VK Group:

Rules of Group:

There are no rules. Do whatever you want.
I’ll punish you for that later. :D

by admin.

I have a girlfriend. She lives alone, does not fit with her personal life somehow, she calls herself a joke "forevere eloon". He wrote today in the status:
"This female essence will catch me. All day hands itching to cook something delicious. It lasted a long time and here it broke! As a result: a roasted soup on smoked pork crumbs, olive, chicken filet with a garner of foxes and fried potatoes, cake... Woke up when the cakes with apples stick to the beginning of O_o
And I can't eat all of this, because diet and allergy to half of the products >_<
In short, I'm what I want - hungry friends, I'm waiting for guests! and"

1: brought to repair a paid notebook, 5520G, the customer is very strong... I got a terabytes screw in the notebook... I sit amazed by this miracle)
2nd MDAA
1: he was never confused by the fact that he did not fit in height, scratched diagonally and pressed the cover of the body to hold)))
Upgrade in Russian)
Strange that the mounting foam did not pour)
1nd XD

On one of the sites: "Sensational discovery of scientists: it became known who built the pyramids in Egypt!."

of Tajikistan? O_0

Our company is among the 97 best companies in the world!!! to
Why not a hundred? It is the 97th.)
Suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

From one of the sites, a comment on the USB vacuum cleaner for the laptop:

The idea is good, realizacia gavno! Sheli in Corpuse. Soset otovsudu, tolko ne is schetki. Ko mne prishel uzhe so slomannoy zaschelkoy. Luchsche v 2 raza dorozhe, no bolee akkuratno zdelannyi. Brother is not advised. (Sorry for bad English)

In the end of the ear, the girl on the phone:
Have you divorced? You do not hurry. It’s like work: first find where, then leave.

I may have made the world cleaner for one person today.
YYY :?? to
Have you washed or killed someone?

<xxx> he has a special rail for this home. When he speaks calmly with the user, he pulls nodes out of this rail.