Joe is a fan of Russian culture. He asks for me:
Sing something Russian. Here I know one song: "Call the menya to drink"... Show some Russian dance! I know one. It is called “prisyadka”. He is very popular in Russian clubs and discos.

A church built on stolen money is not a pass to heaven.

Now my daughter cries out of my wife’s bedroom:
and APA! See what I taught Barry!
I come and see: our dog lies on the half of the wedding bed, the child turned her on a bigudi head, placed a tablet and a plate with bits of pepper, hid and says to me:
Barry will show her mom. Barry and Ritchie!
I am afraid to tell my wife...

The Earth says to Mars:
Do you know what is? People came to me. They run, shoot, explode something. What to do?
Mars is answering:
I also had it once. Do nothing, they will go by themselves.

Yesterday Uncle Sasha came to visit with a bottle. They closed up with the bats in the shore, ate and pulled them into creation. In no condition built overnight a generator for Uncle Sasha building a bath in Zalesny, where there is no elect. Crawling such, on the frame with wheels, painted, glued the aluminum cover from the old player with the pressed PHILIPS. It was worse than buying... With an electric drive, mla. Yes!!! The generator turns from the electric motor.

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Ageing is when you write your real age when you create a character in Fallout 2.

Not all is so bad, if you can still choose the real age.

>> Gay people in the Russian Federation never had the opportunity to get married. Their rights were not infringed because they never existed.

They are descendants of aristocrats. If I drag a rocket to them on the lawn, they will be very surprised, but this will be expressed in the fact that they will raise their eyebrows and say, "O. Rocket installation. We’re not sure if it fits the style of landscape design, but we appreciate your taste and be sure to consult with the gardener.

This is what girls mean.
Once he said his about the fun, said, on which side do not insert the flash, you will always first fall on the wrong side.
What she got her, where the usual nail lacquer is marked on the upper side. Genius and simple!

Here, say, synchronous translator P. enters very steep and very expensive training courses. At the same time, this is all happening around - and here, therefore, British pronunciation, upper-German intonation and other cute chamber tasks. And the synchronist translator P. complains to his friend, the civil servant E., that he feels seriously confused. What will I do after my training courses? He is asking. - I invest a year of time, a lot of money and effort - and who in the current political atmosphere in a year will need Russian translators-synchronists?“Learn, learn,” said the official sadly. Don’t worry, they will be needed.” “Who, who?” the synchronist translator asks. “And in Nuremberg, in Nuremberg to translate,” replies sadly the civil servant.
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Destroyed by Linor Horalik.

xxx: Is the radius of the defeat of the bull so severe that after hitting Kiev - London will remain in ruins?
Scotland: Don’t take Scotland! The new federal district.

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Oh the hoodie!! Write all your debts on debt.ly! Why write here? And about the appearance and about the eyebrows and about everything else... And write here funny and you can sometimes sad, but with an anecdote at the end. Thanks to everyone :)
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Where is an anecdote?

xxx: эх, would give up everything and do landscape design...
Do you dig the rocks?

In the interior of space at a distance of about 6500 light-years from Earth there is a giant cloud of alcohol.
Where are the astronauts recorded?? to
It is mainly methyl alcohol (commonly known as wood alcohol), not suitable for drinking.
So brutally breaking the dreams of mankind!! to

XXX: I worked for a couple of years under the leadership of a woman-energist, in technical terms there were norms, the man was smarter and more experienced than me, and this from the bosses is pleasant to see. More complicated with character, you do not chew matte, you will not talk about breasts, you will not play cards, you will not drink vodka at all.

YYY: If I drank vodka with her, I could not just talk about breasts.

How hard it is for a woman to get a man to marry her if she only knows his nick.

A family falls into the shuttle: a dad-mama with beer bottles and two kids spinning each other with their elbows. Daddy asks the driver, “How much is the trip?” The driver: “Well, count yourself: four tickets for 45 rubles.” He just stood on his feet and said, “I don’t know. I was a duo at school.” The driver said, “What a meeting! I was a trio. You have 280 rubles.”

Why have we developed so badly before? We had no sanctions.

Sophia
You know the answer, Maine Liebe 12:28:54
Epic is to look at the mouth on the engri berz marmelade before eating.
by Mikhail
And I bite the Barney mice first the legs, then the legs, then the head, and then only eat the body.

<x_x> Now visitors to the elevator can not only hear the driver, but also see him. In other words, now they will be able to see the controller putting his screw on their problems.