comments to the video where Chuck Norris sits on a spaghetti between the wings of two aircraft with a group of special forces placed on his head:

OMG, that is a fake!!
If there were someone else, it could be said that it was fake. But it's Chuck Norris, and so the video was taken from the first double without the use of special effects.

The hat is removed, and the chac is pressed from above so that he can sit on the spat.)
No one helped Van Damme, so not honest =)

Khodorkovsky has already flown to Germany
XXX is fast :)
XXX: I expected that.
xxx: but so, a few hours after my release... I would have been given a visa
xxx: "why did you come to our embassy so late—well, you just got rid of it—you were accepted!"

The penny. The street. The Soviet Union (who knows). Today I go home by the usual route and by the edge of my eyes I notice that something is wrong... the trees have bleached! In the middle of December! It became pleasant - how responsibly the reporting year is closed: not only did they write down, but did what was planned, and it doesn't matter when and why! You say they are stealing...

The 2-year-old son has a tablet, collects puzzles, paints and so on. I played Angry Birds. He settled next to him, participating, but shooting the birds in the opposite direction. And so I explained, and Edak was unsuccessful.
- Son, you have to start the bird so that everything collapses. It is so easy!
and Mom! The pigs will die!
I was ashamed. I read the Mukhou-Cokotuha.

The Gopnik designer.
Q: Did you make changes to the scheme?
Y is no.
X: What if I find it?! to

Is it possible to withdraw from Amsterdam what is narcotic?
YYY: It is necessary to declare and through the red corridor, but do not be small, take more.
XXX: Where and how can I declare?
YYY: Customs will tell :)

I have two cats at home, I adore them, but everybody says I hate them, because the name of one is "creature" and the name of the other is "creature".

You are a fool with your weight.
If a girl with a height of 180 will have parameters 90-60-90 - this will mean that she is anorexic and she needs to see a doctor. Well, in the best case, it is a bowl. And with this growth, a weight of 70 +/- kg is a normal weight.

Growth 163, weight 51, parameters are the same (well, almost, 89-62-92). My doctor screams wildly at me so that I start to eat and not fuck out with the figure, because weighing should be 5 kilos more.

And because of the fools, who do not have to make a board from a normal grandmother, these most normal spoil their stomach, figure, health and often the psyche. Burn in Hell.

From the discussion of quotes about Star Trek, about the rocks and soil rolling on the crew's head:
xxx: just inside for people human conditions made
xxx: with the usual stone and td
YYY: Ohga, a starlight from a tree. and ecological.
Yyy: It flies on trees.
YYY: A direct hit!* Captain - we burned a shed of seed!

Do you know what Google is missing?
YYY: What is it?
xxx: The regime "I have no money".
YYY: How is it?
This is such a flag. You turn it on when you want to download a book, and Google stops overflowing you with links to stores, sites with paid registration and fraudulent downloads when you get a.exe, asking for a bubble. You just stop seeing them.

Life, like a puzzle, is made up of little things, and the more little things, the more difficult it is to make life.

In Lithuania, as everywhere else, of course, previously on the gates the owners wrote: "Be careful - the evil dog." And yesterday I saw, “Attention is a good dog.”

Serdyukov long sought an article suitable for amnesty.

On December 6, a mail was sent from Cherkass (Ukraine) to Semenov (Nizhny Novgorod region). Accidentally entered the Google Maps and looked at the distance by different modes of transport, clicked on "Peak" - 12 days.

And what do you think? 18 package arrived at destination! The man carried the package for 12 days without rest, respect.

TD

xxx: Where can I buy souvenir "Olympic torch"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ZZZ : Be careful! This is a Chinese counterfeit - it won't fade like real!

xxx: In the history of my mother, there is, for example, the rescue of a girl from group sex without consent in the south, when she walked out of the barrel and whispered "Lenka, crazy such. Fast home!" And the boys all fell, and not at all the linen in a slightly messy shape quickly broke to an unknown aunt.

to this:

This is the situation: we live in a five-storey apartment, a couple years ago a young couple rented an apartment, got a cat, after six months the couple left, and the cat was in the entrance. The beast is unfortunate, they feed all the indifferent, they clean up. The cat periodically sneezes somewhere, but always comes back. In a year, no neighbor has ever been upset by the presence of a cat. A week ago, a new tenant appears in the entrance, a pre-retirement aunt, and this morning there is an ad near the mailboxes with the demand to remove the cat!
I really want to answer her to hang another ad, but to be humorous and not offend her very much. Unfortunately, nothing clear comes to mind. to help?
P.S.: Take a cat with you is not the option, there are three in the house, and the room is one (

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For example (add to the text):

and polite:

"Cats accepted as conserge without the right to be dismissed..."

The cat is the guardian angel of our home.

Not very much:

The cat lived here before you, and it’s not up to you to decide whether it will stay or not.

The cat lives, it doesn't bother anyone, you remove the cat, I'll start learning to play drums.

Absolutely ignorant :

"Take yourself away better."

"Just try to touch the cat!"

TTT: My wife at work, the courier had to meet someone in the subway and transfer the money. I approached the girl who approached the description and asked, “Is it I should give you 30,000?” He took the money and left. Five minutes later, the one I had to meet called.

The conversation between the hobbit and the dragon, who boasts of his insight and deduction, seems funny when you realize that these actors played Watson and Holmes.
"But Smog, how did you guess about gnomes?"
“Elementially, Bilbo! You have traces of ashes from dirty tobacco on your feet.

A 15-year-old girl recently came to the reconstruction club:

I wanted a cocktail, but I was bought a tablet... I was crying.