There is a narcissist behind me. When I look out the window, I see that the grass is drying on his balcony. Must get her. I have 2 vacuum cleaners and a hose of 2-2,5 meters. I think to drop the hose and dry the whole grass, attaching 2 vacuum cleaners to 1 pipe. Will it work?
I had the desire to change places.
Natan: How culturally you called your shilo in your ass!
XXX: I have experienced a new strong feeling today
The feeling when after a turbulent fun night you are going to put the alarm clock in the morning and realize that it is already 10 minutes later than the time you were going to put the alarm clock.
and Olga:
Here is an idea for business.
and Olga:
You open an establishment where you can come and grab a hug of cute cuddling cats.
5 rubles per minute
and Olga:
When the cats are no longer so cute, they can be put into the shelf. :)
My colleague rejoiced:
In the toilet sounds like they found oil from above and thunder.
thx: "bubble" is a verb
I am now in line to the oculist. The row stretches slowly, plus an emergency patient without a row has been spent and has been held there for almost an hour. Everyone is sitting for a long time, and the time is far beyond noon - there is something to want. There is no buffet. I spit, went to the pharmacy and bought hematogen. I sit and bite. After 5 minutes, the sad line turned into a crowd happily eating hematogen =)
The news:
Illegal bus station was discovered in the capital Izmailovo district, right next to Izmailovsky forest park.
That’s what it means to sleep with one authority to go down to the park if needed, if you look further around the park, illegal oil refineries, railway stations, air hubs, villages, cities and countries will discover =)
"They are cats! The Birth!
If these rich people could, they would probably have bought symphonies, and
Books and songs. It is strange that the law has not yet been enacted so that the best
The novels were published in a single copy, so that no one, for
Except for the wealthy, it was not allowed to listen to Pergolesi and Mozart.
North of Hansa
"The Tower" from 1981.
Comment on the Habra to the news of the transition of the Mars rover Curiosity into autonomous mode:
In the place of Curiosity, I would have painted pictures on the sand at night and shocked scientists on the Martian day.
M-LG: by the way, don’t forget to remove the socks from under the couch
Fck: They live there.
M-LG: they didn't pay the quarter and they are expelled :)
Fck: I can’t tell them about it. My heart is broken by the thought that I will take away these unfortunate people’s home. I cannot, and I do not ask.
M-LG: out of the road, how sad we are :)
Fck: They are my friends. I cannot otherwise.
M-LG: Friends are not putting their heads in their shoes.
Fck: Many people don’t understand our relationship.
M-LG: I am among them
Q: What is not understandable here? I have a couple of lovely socks. They take a corner for me. We are happy.
The Voyager has left the solar system and you are talking about boring politics in our banana republic.
<yyy> Yes, he has long been leaving.
Discussion on the quality of the kitchen:
What kind of kitchen does not matter. It’s approaching December 21st and that’s the most important thing now. Fire cleansing will divide people into past and future. That’s what you need to think about, and the kitchen is all dog nonsense.
Sergey: Thank you for reminding me. Now I know for sure that I will order a fire-resistant kitchen.
Capitan Nemo: My mother from Turkey brought me a leather jacket and bought a T-shirt.
It was submerged by the “Google” logo, thought that I would like it... but, he says, began to doubt that among the other English words there is something unworthy...
Capitan Nemo: Now I have a T-shirt "Fuck Google, ask me!"
Who lives on the bottom of the ocean??? The Odessa region sends greetings to the Far East!
Here, our authorities tried to expel Neptune from the naval parade.
Here’s the box in the antivirus: “Trust my actions for 30 minutes.” What did they mean by this? They hint that in 30 minutes I’ll be so drunk that the antivirus won’t let me go to the computer!!! to
For the men in the bus, all the women standing next to them are young men.
Mdaaa... to begin a joke: a call to the Ministry of Emergencies: "Allo, here mints fight with doctors, I don't even know who to call." This is almost an anecdote now. I work as a guard, I grumble on the road and I go out of the building with the outside lighting on. There is no street lighting in the village, although there is a federal road. Someone stood up on the ZILE, not having a lot of trouble, to drive to the side. A car of the DPS enters it from the move, an ambulance enters the DPS - both with working lighthouses... (on the move rushed where in a couple, we often have all sorts of knots resting here). Immediately the thought was killed fucking!! All alive, all alive. The first question was: “Children, fire extinguishers are needed!Kaak, they all looked at me... But they also remembered that joke.
Here is the ass. Enjoying the adventure.
The number of our landing ships in the Mediterranean Sea seems to preclude the taking of state aircraft carriers on board.
# 8 February 2011 22:09
BuTA/\uu: People, thank you in advance for the answer, but anyway, where in Belarus can you buy the ring of omnipotence (as in the film Lord of the Rings)?? to
It is golden with engraved elf runes and silver.
Or I stumbled to look for him.
# 8 February 2011 22:15
Arrow: BuTA/\uu, it will find its own master.