I lie down with my boyfriend after work. There was a recording of a forest cat and a man. I read to the faithful: "Our ancestor saw a frozen monster whispering with angry eyes and pulled it into the cave." What he, without thinking, throws through his shoulder: "To just confuse with a woman". And, most importantly, I realized that I just slapped a few seconds later!

The reader

A society in which it is not customary to read books, but the main character, contrary to everything, reads. It is not considered adequate, etc. As a result, it turns out that there is a closed group of people who are reading, developing different things for the majority. The protagonist is accepted into this elite of society that no one knows about.

"Professions" by Isaac Asimov

There lived in Israel an ordinary, hairy, domestic boy Nathan and he had a dream - to wait for his adulthood and to make a parachute jump.

I even spent money on weekly courses.

And then came that long-awaited first adult day. The joyful Nathan arrived at the nearest air club, but the instructor carefully examined the potential student, congratulated him on his birthday and said - as he cut off:



Sorry, but we won’t take you. Weak muscles of the legs and with poor reaction. No is. The matter is not a joke, if anything, then in the best case, the whole will break, and answer us. Sorry but not.



But Nathan did not despair, turned around and went to another parachute club, but only in the second and third, as in evil, the same thing repeated, word in word.

A week later, when the guy had traveled around all the air clubs he knew, he surrendered. Almost gave up. Realizing that the independent jump does not shine for him, he decided to jump at least in tandem with the instructor, but also awaited a "brake". Nathan again began to beat the thresholds of the airclubs, but everywhere he was put on the weights, sadly turned his head, handed out his hands and said, "103 - it's a little lot. For tandem, the maximum weight is 90. “Sorry, but not again.”

The dream slowly but surely broke apart.

When Nathan left the last air club, he was suddenly caught by an instructor on the street and said:



Don’t worry, life doesn’t end here. By the way, you were near Haifa, everywhere? There are many parachute spaces.

- Of course there was, everywhere the same: either the reaction is slowed down, or the weight for the tandem is large. You think one hundred and three, my acquaintance weighs one hundred and twenty and she jumped with the instructor. What is the reaction? I’m driving, the reaction is enough. Okay and goodbye.

Do you know, you were in Beer-Sheva?

Of course was.

- Oh, and you were there... Well, okay, was – was not, since this is the case, I will help you, only promise that this conversation will remain between us. Here’s the address of one club, there you’ll pass the five-day courses quietly, and you’ll jump well alone. The club, indeed, is very small and very far in the north, but most likely your mother doesn’t know about it.

All of these "officially on the minimum" alimony workers, who abandoned children at the first difficulties, would be many times less, if after that they were really becoming the arrogance of society - like no one will hold hands, no one will give more, and all friends will send. As long as all kinds of brainless chickens regret them, and the men show solidarity, these degenerates will not translate. There are far more backward countries in terms of cultural development, where such behavior is unthinkable, and the fool is subjected to ostracism. It makes no sense to talk about the more developed, especially with this problem better, not only in terms of taboo on such actions, but also at the expense of condemned state aid. We have neither one nor the other.

As if you had no gangsters in your childhood.

by Ti. I watched Freddie Kluger and ate the Smicers.

A girlfriend was abandoned by a husband with three children. “It’s too hard.” – “I found a young girl, broke her tail, and bought her pizzas for a pizzas instead of taking care of her own children. Before that, he was transferred to the minimum of white and the rest of the type of awards. Go into the fog, fuck it as you want. My husband really escaped from this, he says, "does he not miss the children, he doesn't care how they live, if they have enough, if they are not hungry, if there is everything for school, clothes, food, toys for development, do they not cry for Daddy?" The husband said, "Meet in a dark street, I break his legs and he breaks." I will help, too. And while we help a girlfriend and her children with money and things, and we wait for a fateful meeting.

Night with a girl. The moon shines brightly in the window. The lady of my heart sits on the bed in front of me, we have romantic conversations. And here I, having decided to admire her refined silhouette, to which the moonlight gave special grace, said:

“You are so beautiful when you can’t see your face.”

I got the license, bought a car, driving for two weeks. I go on the Old Square (Moscow) turn to Moroseika. The traffic scheme has recently been changed and a separate light for public transport has been installed. In general, I went for the trolleybus and went on the red. The DPS stops immediately.



Are you breaking?

to stumble. not right.

Are there unpaid fines?

Look at the date of issue. Not yet had time.

So, am I your first hoodie?

Well yes.

- So that you don't think that all the haishniks are goats, this time we'll do a warning.



Since then, there has been only a pleasant communication with the Haishnikovs. Maybe is lucky.

Wife
Q: Do you want to crack?
My mother discovered a new method of contraception
X: You told me today that we don’t have children because we don’t store the couch!! to

Two days ago I had a wild desire to throw an old shell from the fifth floor onto the pelvis, whose owner placed it under our windows and wrestled low bases for all power at 11 p.m. when we began to fall asleep. My husband said to me, 'As long as you're running out, I'll just finish the repair. 'It cooled me, because I wasn't going to spend billions on the state. Although the fools of these that are in the pelvis, it is not a pity - the biomorph, you can't say anything else.

The searching book,
“It turns out that there is a closed group of people who are reading, developing different things for the majority.” This is Isaac Asimov’s “Profession.” And once I remembered Asimov, I will take the courage to recommend you more "And the darkness came" - this is the highest pilot in general!

A lady with a plush taper! Does the white coat not fade? What have you come to boast of rare and expensive gifts in front of the one who writes that she did not receive from her beautiful man "no flower, no gift." She may not like flowers, but she would be willing to accept at least such a sign of attention. If you are lucky with your husband, take care of him. I hope you hear it too and don’t just give socks with odecolon?

The Office. We sit with the boss. and silence. Here from the chief's office with a synthesized voice, the battery is discharged, 2 seconds of silence and a very tired voice: "Your mother, and this hernia how to turn off?"

Article in a women's magazine about ugly men who became movie stars:
by Daniel Craig
You can't stop: everyone watched German porn and dreamed of a sexy sanitary. Asked – you get: this is the one that radiates sexuality Daniel. With the face of the sanitary Semenich, who yesterday was sewn, and now suffers.

We take the bus on the dead road. Per they put asphalt here.
Passenger: It was placed on the asphalt of the journey.

The Order of the Inquisitioners of the Rosselkhoznadzor once again protected Omsk from the invasion of some godless Huerga.

As by the Press Brothers of the Order, on the other day in the region attempted to penetrate Povilika Thonkostebelna. This anti-human race of darkness has no roots and lives by wrapping other plants and sucking their juices.

This herb-vampire is not only extremely vivid, but also poisonous. Having fallen into the seed, it can kill a cow, a donkey, a puppy or a spider.

Previously, the civica tried to invade Omsk with hene and tomatoes, this time the seeds of a dangerous weed were hidden in the cargo of Kazakh peppers. The cover was thought out for fame: the peppers had all the necessary phytosanitary certificates. But the blind eye of the inspectors brothers penetrated through the masquerade and discovered the wicked weed.

All infected pears were handed over to the purifying fire to the glory of the God-Governor.

A virus about cat buds was launched here. Now I feel like a troll – but very cute and puffy. Some cats are pleased with the attention of their owners. Some owners have discovered a lot of new things. Scratches and bites will survive.

here here :
I understand correctly what about the horrors of birth are written by those who have not given birth and are not going to? Because in the case of the horrors of the army, it is so. Who has experienced on himself all the delights of the stove somehow easier to relate to this: it was and was, survived not broken, it will be - and not so survived. I am including. Extremities with injuries and deaths go a separate article.

Injury during childbirth can often be avoided. For example, if doctors who have to give birth, show more professionalism. In my young 25-year-old memory, there were three cases of acquaintances, when due to the absence of doctors (sleeping drunk) there were complicated births with unpleasant consequences for both mothers and children; one case with a fatal outcome for a child (injury received at birth proved incompatible with life). She went to the emergency caesarean surgery after seven hours of labor. feet in the corridor and slopes. And you know what? Yes, it is not scary the absence of a man nearby or the failure to pay alimony, I am afraid of our medicine.

Zandy mode on:

You throw, with KEM he could "conclude an alliance", if he had crucified the whole her!

1st Abraham fell ungrateful to God, and he wanted to kill him.
2nd Abraham’s wife said, “Don’t kill him, God, let me give you a piece of the flesh of our son with him.”
Three God gave him a piece of skin and he was pleased with it.
... the profit.
This is a deal, this is a deal. Learn, Milla, and learn from masters!

xxx: GDP on PPP is only taken seriously. It is necessary, in the village of Gniložopovka you can buy for a hundred dollars a hundred times more bottles of vodka than in any fucking Stockholm, therefore Sweden is poor, and Rasseyushka from excess blows, ah.
YYY: Moreover, you can buy a bottle of vodka in the same rubbish butter than in the same fucking Stockholm. The multiplicative effect.
Zzz: In Stockholm, a baby is 2500 times more expensive. A cosmic woman. You will not bite! Of course, in such circumstances, it is not surprising that 71 kinds of homosexuality and dogs are fighting!
yyy: And if you count on the heads, and on the living weight, it all comes out 5000 times.