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[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №8490
 04.08.2008
<SISTER> meet me today O :-).. a? Well, sorry... at the subway... I’m eager to drive home alone and you’re all the way to do a nephig.
<BROTHER> ]-> Will you feed me?! to
<SISTER> well if I do not fall alive on the plate myself then if there is something.... maybe.. I will think.. by the circumstances
Well... Then maybe I’ll meet you... If, of course, I’m not running drunk in the cane at this moment... Or clutching up with some girlfriend from work... Or stupidly forget and wake up... In general, it’s possible. I will think. by the circumstances! and ;)
<SISTER> if it will be of something then yes (only consider that I myself will be half dead)
<BROTHER> If he falls asleep, then I will meet! Remember, I will be drunk to zero. and ROFL
<BROTHER> *hint1*: "Yes, BROTHER, of course I will feed you, my beloved brother!"
*Hint2* Ctrl+C Ctrl+V

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8489
 04.08.2008
Hi, I have an IBC food.
Odmin: I can’t help with anything – stress problems.
Uzer: But I have the first number I can't work
Don’t believe the first number.


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8488
 04.08.2008
Lie in the bathroom soap "Anti Pyatin, 10 years of success". I read in the composition, in addition to bile, sodium edgy and other demons: "tetranatrium etidronate". I understand that this is fucking scientific.

(from Haaf’s LJ)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8487
 04.08.2008
You know that the moon is moving away from the earth, and soon we will not see a total eclipse.
WOW: Up to PI? %s =)
You will not survive until this moment.
In just 600 years.
In fact, after tomorrow
Tomorrow will the life extender be invented for 600 years? and? What will you say then?
XHH: or learn to marinate heads in banks as in futures
WOW: They can’t invent a normal penis enhancer, and you’re about a life enhancer.
xxx :D

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8486
 03.08.2008
Only I have a suspicion that the guys on the video are admin basha?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8485
 03.08.2008
Thunder grimps, the earth shakes, admin serv repair

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8484
 03.08.2008
gvg (14:24:06 1/08/2008)
When cancer comes out...

Anonymous (14:24:17 1/08/2008)
Fuck to Fuck

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8483
 03.08.2008
I don’t know, I feel uncomfortable.
Is it uncomfortable? Is it inconvenient? It is uncomfortable to call your girlfriend in bed Jolly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8482
 03.08.2008
Evgen
We are happy to drink beer.

Evgen
at work

silja-silja
Alcatraz

Evgen
Not IT specialists, but IT professionals.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8481
 03.08.2008
And day and night do not know weekends and holidays.
I am the evil admin of the cursed classmates.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8480
 03.08.2008
river
We are in how

river
Go to the cinema tomorrow?

DaHousecat
to drink?

DaHousecat
I thought you were how)

river
It is ?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8479
 03.08.2008
XXX YYY has left the group "A group for those who have sex only with their wife (husband)!".

It is burning, right?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8478
 03.08.2008
xxx: “Ah, these guys,” Putin told the metalworkers, “I’m going to show you a session of Prime Magic.”
WOW: " Aaaah! He bored him! He missed the RTS index! Damn him back, Vladimir Putin!"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8477
 03.08.2008
Even when installing the software, your fingers lie on the WASD buttons.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8476
 03.08.2008
by Plinn:
Fuck it is evil.
ZUMY ZUMY:
It’s good, but sometimes it’s useful.
by Plinn:
It happens
ZUMY ZUMY:
Buk (he’s a note) is like a tile... it’s always crazy... it’s crazy... it’s doing its own way. The charging ends quickly.
PCs are guys.
by Plinn:
I am charging.
ZUMY ZUMY:
Well, while you feed her... she’s normal to treat you... and it’s worth stopping to sponsor her... (electricity) as soon as you lock up.
Well, first it will not show sight... then it will remind... then it will ask... then it will warn... and then it will close.
by Plinn:
Fuck, I'm shocked at how much it's right I'm just in a shower I thought
by Plinn:

by Plinn:
Fuck it in real, so it is.
ZUMY ZUMY:
And there is also a KPC... these are crazy kids... you can only play with them and tell them all sorts of little things.)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8475
 03.08.2008
I was joking.
Oh Oh Oh Oh
not there
In other words, joke there.
I wrote wrong there.
That fucking
by Sturgeon)))
I wrote there too.
It is fucking fucking))
Not in that window.
That fucking
It is shorter
I didn’t go out the window.
That fucking

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8474
 03.08.2008
and xxx:
I will correct
Oh, not there
YYY :
You are the best in the world!! to
not there
) is
xxx ‎
You are so sexy!
not there
YYY ‎
You are shit.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8473
 03.08.2008
Well, I had to think about opening the green with my teeth.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8472
 03.08.2008
- all interrupted on the happy days of the wedding, 07.07.07 08.08.08 09.09.09
The Ayatollahs are simple...
by 01.01.10
by 10.01.10
by 01.10.10
10.10 to 10
... and no turn)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8471
 03.08.2008
I: Today I have a Shakespeare’s Dilemma
To drink or not to drink, that is the question. • Crazy
That’s what I’ll tell you, my friend.
Drinking shit of course!Not even discussed!! to
I: But my friend, I do not know the measure.
I am not aware of what I am drunk in.
And in the morning of the morning,
Morgot: I have to pay for everything my friend :-D
I:self and the whole world a curse
I : but the price is too high because there are five liters of cognac :-)
MORGOT: Oh right how cute.I would fuck it all in one :)
I: And then an hour would be asleep under the bush
How sweet it would be in your heart. :D
I: Do not think of the soul Think of the stomach, because the inheritance day does not sing about love you serenade :-)
MORGOT: Oh fuck! so I will eat like a pidaras *ROFL* although the rhythm is weird, but still.

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