A girlfriend has a son.

Anastasia
To whom does he look like?

Svetlana
HZ, I am not sure yet! The suspect dog.

I’ll take a photo of her for free. Well, I will increase the portfolio at the expense of young girls.
Husband Hm. It sounds funny. I will also go to increase the portfolio at the expense of young girls :)

xxx: for me a complete confusion portrait cake, it is with a photo of the nominee on the surface. This is the bad Feng Shui. You are cut and eaten by guests. The insulting dr. The little thing that has grown old for a year, and all around you rejoice, will also be eaten in your eyes?

andquot; stand up Have you forgotten anything?"- I scream to the runaway who runs to work. A compulsory kiss before leaving. The good-believer stops, pulls out of his pocket 5 thousand and with the words: “No more,” he runs away.

Died the phone, changed the SIMC to a new, many contacts lost.
SMS from an unknown number:
NN: Hello to you! What are you?
I am: Hi! My phone is dead. This is who?
Your angel is your guardian.
Q: Do you have a name?
NN: The name will tell you nothing (Let me be a bear)

Since I am at work, and I want to find out - who of the acquaintances steps - I tap the number - drops, and again comes the SMS:
NN: Why did you call?
I am: "CalledA"??? Someone is waiting for a surprise...What gender are you, bear?
Q: Which sex do you prefer? (It continues to play)
I am: Exclusively female.
and oh! The angel is in shock!
I: Judging by your "calledA" - you will generally protect when you learn about my member.
NN : Ha ha ha! I will go to the call of the one who gave me this number!

You know, I understood here that it was a shit to be a proger, I got into the hospital and on the idea of normal people should be in the games of rubitsho and movies to stumble.
And I have everything on the notepad essentially only for progers (MVS, SDK, etc.) and porn...and here’s what I’m fucking coding and shaking?

From the discussion of the topic "A magnetic storm on Earth on September 22, 2012 will lead to the end of the world"
The first comment:
XHH: And I told the boss at the beginning of the year that there is no need to carry out a bad plan, no matter what the results of the year will report to anyone.

We hanged an advertisement at our house. Say, do not feed cats and dogs, do not let them in the basements, from them the rats are breeding.
I was naive and thought that rats just disappeared from cats.
And I cried a pen on their announcement: "The main enemy of man is the cockroaches in his head, not the cats at the entrance."
There was no announcement this morning.

Kuznetsov: When I was a child, I was always the first to jump down from the garage, go into the protons of bombs, etc. But now I understand that this is not a leader’s asset, but the asset of the dude :)))

From the discussion of treatment with urine therapy and prayers:

I once accidentally ate an unfresh cake, so I barely gave the end, naturally. A month of treatment, a month of rehabilitation and a strict diet. How they survive, I don’t mind.
Because God helps. Not what you are, heretic blade.

I played yesterday in "The Funny Farm". Children are constantly hurting and disturbing.
The husband:
Don’t go to my mom. If this sheep dies again, we will not have dinner.

I work with foreign students at the university, comes a boy from Ghana, asks to make a Xerox passport, I do, he takes a copy looking at it and so offended: And what am I so black?
I was so surprised, surprised: well, if you were like that...
I am not black! I am a chocolate!! to
And he leaves.

You have a lot of mistakes in the text.
XXX: Philosophical Fools
XXX: The Follower
XXX is B&T!

Comments to the article on the hubre about turniket with facial recognition:

GeckoPelt18: For example, a villain will wear a black mask on his face and bear a cut head in front of him, right?
ANemirovskaya18: I have already answered above: on the dead face the muscles are immediately wrapped, the differences with the living are too many.
GeckoPelt18: I look at you testing was very careful :)

From a discussion on the "Popular Mechanics" news about the tests by Huindai Corporation of one of its cars by a flock of babouins.
Vitalik: Is this a test? We had to sit down four students and tell them not to touch anything.

A: If you tell a girl that your hobby is computer games, you can hear her vagina clogging.

I don’t get bored...I watch the movie...the Duchess...all impressed. I love 18th century movies.

Sergey: and the films of the 18th century are cool -) generally antique cinema rolls =)

I’m more interesting to watch them than they’re shooting now...sex is completely meaningless all...) and the 18th century...history.

Sergey: It’s all right...

xxx: We need you to fold two catalogues. 80 pages and 200 titles.
YYY: Not a question. Rubles and two weeks.
XXX: The catalogues should go out of print after tomorrow.
YYY: Then ##### rubles and 20 grams of coke.

The playlist!! At first I did not notice!) is :
Aria - "The Colosseum"
The Colosseum - "The Pilgrim"
Pilgrim - "Revelation of engines"
Motorhead – "Love Me Forever"

For Catholics, contraception is considered a sin.
But they have churches with benches.