All children in childhood fell, many ran to raise them, someone screamed. My father invented a genius phrase. When I fell, he said, "Go to me, I'll raise you up," I stood up myself and went) Checked the phrase when my cousin fell - it works!)

Everyone's life is different: Jesus at 33 has already completed his career, and Ilya Muromets has just left the comfort zone.

“I don’t consider a man a bastard just because he doesn’t give flowers.
At least he must still be born outside of marriage.

Once there was a joke "If Microsoft started producing cars..."

For Ford owners with Sync by Microsoft, this is a harsh truth.
If Bluetooth fails, the fastest way to restart the magnet:
1st Turn the box into a parking lot or neutral
2nd Drain the engine.
Three Open the front door (no need to go out)
4 is Close the door (optional)
5 is Start the engine
6 is Continuing the movement

The option to reboot through the menu was added 3 years after the first release and takes three times more time than the procedure described above.

From Habr article about the new thermal protection coating:

New ablation protection
Is it possible to use a good Russian word?? to
What is not suitable? Is that what you say when you burn?

Panda Rina: Don’t Catch Me
Sometimes I just forget to turn it off. Why are you, young people, so afraid of the big letters? You can also see O_O.

Who am I to forbid something?! to

Do you know what is really funny? When the number of years from the date of their birth people consider an achievement and decide that this number somehow elevates them above the rest. You can be an idiot at any age.
– and gt;
I agree with this, but as a matter of time, I want to kill myself in my youth with Facebook spam. And how painful it is to observe a growing generation, proudly and stupidly walking on the same grabble.

“I fought with my husband, Diko just angered me. I took a shower, I stood under the streams of water, angry. I wash my towel and I’m angry. And now I understand with horror that I have forgotten at all why. I had to go to my husband and clarify.

You are a monster! When you asked me to live in your apartment, you said you have everything, but you don’t have a single anti-stick bowl. ><
Kurt: Wait, I have a bowl at home?

Sitting at work. On the radio played music to the film "Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession", from the scene of the pursuit. As soon as the music ended, a colleague whispered: “I’m listening to music, and it feels like I just watched the movie.”

If a custodian loses his job, there is no problem. You can always arrange a product consultant with EliExpress.

Nothing better personifies the day of love than the blackmailer, who bowed to marriage literally under the fear of death (the guy - but he dropped me, so let him die from the scourge - very characteristic for a LOVE man to think so), but nothing better personifies the day of fidelity than the kidnapper, who tried three times from this blackmailer and medical care, and promises while not fulfilling. The main thing - the couple is harmonious, each other really stand))) Beauty-and...

There is one employee at work, he is Valery's passport, and in the everyday life, for some reason, Gosha. There is no problem, everyone knows. But the question, why so, arises on every more or less informal session. Gosha makes a difficult face and answers: "Because Guy Valery Katull". No one understands, but usually he asks nothing more.

I just hope that someday people will understand that if they need to drink for appetite or sleep, then they have problems not with appetite and sleep, but with alcohol addiction. At the moment, I’m quietly burning out of this jerk...

7 years ago I had my first smartphone, I recorded on it a vidos from Ozzy Osborn's concert, where he bites the head of a flying mouse. I had a single goal, but I couldn’t make the dream come true. Several smartphones have already changed, the widos has moved from one to the other. And today 10.07.17 was fulfilled, my dream was fulfilled, with the words "in the name of Satan!!I showed him to Jehovah’s Witnesses. Believe in the dream.

My father was an aitišnik, so I took care that I had no access to the comp. The password on my mom’s account stood, and on my account was a proga under system rights (not deleted) which restricted the computer to 2 hours a day.

When my mom was washing/cleaning the apartment and was wet-handed somehow asked to follow the clock under her account, she entered the password and left, I shot my mobile phone wet keys and then picked up the next day while my mom was at work)

Then the father burned and the password was changed to such that the mother entered 100 times from the leaflet.

It has been somewhere another half a year, and I came to the mind another idea - when launching the comp was changing the time in the bios for a couple of years ahead, the proga thought that the next day and gave more to chase. Then he returned.



Then I had to write a proga, which performed the shutdown of the system, but broke 2-3 programs such as word and exel with peint, and if they hanged then the system will not shut down (Win XP), although the command to shut down is also with system rights. The threshold turned off, thinking that the computer was shutting off, but then I canceled the command to turn the comp off =) So I became a programmer.

My mom took the BP from Dendi, eventually I had another BP, after which my mom began to take the switch from the TV power (there from the Chinese fork to the usual), but when she found me watching TV and saw the fork with two twisted wires inserted in the socket, she never took anything more.

Previously limited his son time playing on the computer, password (since 10 years has passed). One day I come home, the computer is warm. How is? It turned out that the baby, hearing that I came back from work, hid the camera among the toys on the monitor stand and put it on the video recording and thus drawn the password))

Loky-Ershasty: Yes, yes, baby, I’m picking up a blind method.
You thought I would be tired of answering your questions?
Loky-Erchasty: My fingers are ripping on the keyboard like butterflies on the spring lawn
Loky-Erchasty: and you tick with two fingers and get nervous
Loki: Die and die and die!!by 111
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