Artem (16:11:25 18/08/2009)
A new man has arrived.

Artem (16:11:35 18/08/2009)
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Artem (16:11:42 18/08/2009)
Name of Trojan

Artem (16:12:01 18/08/2009)
Dangerous Fucks

How do you taste the chicken?
Mexa: Delicious... Like a carrot chicken orbits!
Ginger: This is a fool!! to
Mexa: Idiot... No one has called me so yet...

dimka13: And no one's history with dry cargo reminds the movie "Day of Radio"? and ;-)

xxx: have you seen the advertisement of the snickers of urban? A bunch of balloon graffiti shakes.
I want to look at them from the back!!! Picture with oil: a bunch of dudes stand and brutally masturbate on the boiler tube))))

37103 approved 2007-06-30
Will we go to the cinema tomorrow?
I have a girlfriend!!! to
Betty: I am your girlfriend foolish smoked!!!!! to

From mail in chat:
The guy:
Something I’m kidding... Do you have a wedding?
The girl:
Idiot is stunned! Not with me, but with us!
_______
Hm... And time runs... Here they got married.

Katy, why are you so sad today?
YYYY: Yes, I broke the chain by chance! It was a gift from a loved one! and :(
Emm... I’m afraid to ask which letter did you miss?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It is :'(

“Andrei, I put a little gas out of the light bulb, I charged the light bulb!
Lukasenko is a fool. =)

Girl to Boy:
Let’s drink it without worrying.)

Conversation with the Invisible:

When you come home, cut meat.
I: MMM... how exactly to cut it?
See also: Quadrants
Maybe even the cubes?
She: the cubes are too small, I need the squares!

e> by Ezzzquire

e> pay attention to how everything is thought out in Russian: the word "blonde" begins with the same letter as the word "ble**", and "brunette" - with the same letter as "imperfection"?

<Countess Vishenka> aaa, I love your brain)
<unhack> you eat eat

Life is capricious, and death is irrevocable.

A acquaintance said:

I have one girlfriend, looks like a typical blonde - 10 cm spikes, sponges, legs from ears, etc. Sometimes she got the right, naturally spent on this matter and immediately wanted a machine. The money was little and so she bought herself something like "Tavria" x. from what year. Everything would be nothing, just sometimes the machine boiled, especially in traffic jams.
But she bravely dealt with this, pouring the water into the right hole...On her birthday, not knowing how to ask her parents, she asked to make her the following gift:
“And paint me my machine in pink!”
As I said, done. She became the owner of the Rose Taur.) And here one weekend decided she and her friends to go for a picnic, to the country, and before picking up a friend, called them and warned them -
"Take water with you, and suddenly we will boil on the road."
The friends at this time were already beginning to celebrate the weekend, and therefore they had only a bottle of martini and juice from the bowl. As soon as they got the content and filled them with water, they stumbled into the way.
Naturally, in a traffic jamming on Pulkovsky highway, on the exit from the city, their machine got stuck.
And now imagine what picture saw the men passing by in the traffic jams...
Three blonde women on their heels and at the parade, two of whom are not sober at all, are standing at the boiling pink tavern and flooding in it.
Gogot of happy men was heard even through the closed windows of cars passing by... and to see this picture so many minds struck that another week she caught on herself smiling looks and ticks with her fingers "he went out of the smoky blank" ))))

Your beer is more expensive than me.
What are you, dear! Beer is cheaper.

Estuary Yangtze ©

Who are you?
The Deputy!
Shame on you! A healthy man. Better to work!
The Satyricon, 1908
Bailey is over a century old.

I am :
Did you know that the easiest way to distinguish a predator from a herbivore is through the eyes? The predators have both eyes looking forward to look at the prey, and the herbivores look in different directions to camp on the sides.
My friend (thinking)
So, are horses not predators?

Wikipedia is

Mugen Pucci Pucci (∞プチプチ) is a hand game released by Bandai, a record with nine keys, in the shape resembling bubbles on the air packaging. When the key is pressed, it behaves in the same way as the bubble on the package (bowns with a similar feeling), while the device releases the corresponding sound.

!! by! to

Saint Petersburg University of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia

List of students recommended for enrollment according to the results of entrance tests

1st Alekperov Parvin Joseph Ogly
2nd Allah has given the wrath to the wrath.
Three Amyraslanov Gunduz Etibar
4 is Babayev Namig Alman Ogly
5 is Bayramly Babek Gosgar
6 is Valiev Orhan Mehdi Ogly
7 is Gasanov Ehtiram Khosrov Ogly
8 is Dzhumabaeva Nargis Abdussamiyevna
9 is by Andrei Aleksandrovich
10 is Isma’il al-Baqarah
11 is Isma’il is the righteous one.
12 is Curtin John
Thirteen Mamedov Seymour Mamedgulu
14 is Mammadzayev Ilgar Fahrad Ogly
15 is Mahmoud Ahmed Elshad Ogly
16 is Moses of the Righteous,
17th Nourylosode Mukhibulo
18 is Sulaymanov Wushal Width of the Eagle
19 is Sharifov Royal Vidadi Ogly

I am fucking in shock.

p.s It is not a joke. You can check it on the University website.

What kind of cream do you wipe your shoes?
Caesar: I once lubricated my oil mixture and toner from 1010, black forever

XXX - What to give him for his birthday?
YYY - Well we usually give flashes.
XXX - He wants a video card :)
YYY - We have a lot of people who want something...He wants the car too
XXX is fun, yes! He is going to build a house.
YYYYYYYYYY He is also going to Italy.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And that is all he...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
Does it mean flash?
YYYY - Yes, the flash