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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102674
 08.09.2014
Discussions on the topic as admin slywny baček ranil na sto:
She: And I don’t have a relationship with Bach at all. As soon as I start repairing it, it breaks even more, although I’m an engineer (((
He says, “There is nothing in his soul. And then first roll, roll, and then relationships are established)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №102673
 08.09.2014
This is in vain you insult the tankers, you have to take advantage of everything. My own, for example, is slapping me. I told him, “Tell me about the tanks. And he begins. Believe me, he always has something to tell, and with unfailing passion and interest. And listening is nice, and you seem to understand everything, but in two minutes you are in nirvana. The last thing I remember is that something terrible happened to Kvas.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102672
 08.09.2014
Everyone usually takes me to the forest. The first trees. Only taxi drivers come home.
HH: Don’t have to be here! If you say, “Stop near the forest,” I’ll stop there.
You offered me somehow to drive: "Why didn't you say that you should turn around? (Or you don’t know the road, besides, I’m sitting behind it) Now you don’t turn here, it’s how much to go now, then go back, then go back again, bla bla bla, "Stop here, opposite the gas station". I ran through the track, where everything is carried and accidents every day, jumped out to the gas station, where the girl at night alone is perceived as an immediate guide to action, crossed from the gas station into the forest to the path, where every 5 meters open a lookout, grown with grass, and I have a small lamp on the keys in my arsenal. But I wanted to go out of the guests myself, on the normal road, where there are no people, no hungry men, but you offered to take a ride and friends worried, how I would go alone when you are in the car. Thank you, you helped me a lot :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102671
 08.09.2014
I’m not crying, I just got the morning in the eye.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №102670
 08.09.2014
From the forum on the topic "Battery of the future from sugar"
(As a source of electrical energy is used the process of catalytic splitting of polysaccharides):
XXX Vintik and Spuntik drove in a car on carbonated water with syrup! Nicholas Nosov was brighter than Nostradamus.
and ZZZ. This is not about batteries, but about single-use batteries. Such in gadgets will blow only if the charging process will be in the style of "insert a cube of sugar". It’s quite acceptable, instead of waiting for another hour to charge.
YYY Blind sugar is priced dozens of times and it will be sold in pieces in communication salons.
NNN "Water is formed on the cathode"... What a cruel future: the smartphone has discharged - all the pants are wet

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102669
 08.09.2014
Think that you saved me.
As soon as I get the money, I get a cake.
Daria: of meat

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102668
 08.09.2014

Considering the amount of mutants found in tobacco smoke,
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by bhg. How much nonsense contains the brain of a simple Russian pupil XD. We are waiting for a reboot of ninja turtles, where they were not licked with green jade and smoked XD

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №102667
 08.09.2014
Insurance Society of Russia
"We are also scared"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102666
 08.09.2014
<...> Back home - narrowed floor washes. <...>
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Who gave her birth?
Expanded is no better.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102665
 08.09.2014
The true programmer should grow a sweater from a beard.
Yyy: Chest off the cat

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102664
 08.09.2014
Abbys: I see, we have a different logic.
Item of the day: Agah)
Abbys: You seem to say the same thing to a boy and a girl, but they perceive it differently
The letters are the same shit.
Enot: the decryptor is different ))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102663
 08.09.2014
I ate nuts and I was suddenly kissed. I was in 9th grade, then.

I think she just needed your nuts.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102662
 08.09.2014
God loves the three.
to this
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Exactly two years ago.

To know 20 years ago in the kindergarten, what would be a bad thing after lunch to sleep in the afternoon, and then half a day.

It should not die.
– is
Two times saved.
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The tricks!
P/S/ the 36, almost all his life, on a bunch of different works, had the opportunity for 30-90 minutes. Sleep at lunch. My son is 1.5 years old, but for the past year, I have told him this truth! To know and not to forget.
It has to live! =)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102661
 08.09.2014
I am overweight because of some endocrine problems. With my doctor-endocrinologist I have already done a lot, all the tests have been passed, all the methods have been tested. I came up with another report on the work done on myself. He measured me, he weighed me. Our Dialogue :
E: Well what to say... There is still the last means (something is written on the map)
I read: diagnosis, figures-descriptions, recommended treatment - pregnancy)
I: Do you think it will help?
E: It must be. If not, then even the revenge will be - I gave birth! That’s why it’s overweight :crazy:
I: Then I am ready. In which office to go for the procedure? and :P
Served together

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102660
 08.09.2014
The only problem is that idiots do not become, but remain. and c)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102659
 08.09.2014
Video on youtube "The disassembly of the 152mm projectile", a local Donetsk resident is spraying the projectile (metal charge) with a saw.
I liked the comment - Don't lie, the Russians live in the Donbass :)

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102658
 08.09.2014
In the local newspaper, the advertisement of the recruitment agency, and there in the list among the waiters, carpenters and other carpenters are required plaster cartridges. Who are these gips carton makers? And what do I need to do with the gips to cartonize it?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102657
 08.09.2014
You shoot so well.
I am surprised, I don’t see Nifis!
FFF: Nothing is surprising. Harry Potter in his glasses was a hunter.
The argument! 😉

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102656
 08.09.2014
The fact that the donkey is stuck does not mean that he has his own opinion.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102655
 08.09.2014
I was once asked by my neighbors to bring their daughter computer science. She studied in the first course of matfak, the first semester. When asked what books she had, what was recommended to read, it turned out that she had nothing. On the recommendation to go to the library and take the recommended - I was offended. As she said, “She’s a decent girl, she doesn’t go to the library. Except for the nightclubs.) I lost the gift of speech. Then he told his neighbors that medicine was powerless. “Beauty” was removed after the first session. )))

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