All women are the same except one. This is the one we are looking for.

33 years before our era. Huanyeh, the king of the Hun, decides, for political reasons, to become similar to the emperor of China Yuan-di. He comes to the capital, and asks for a wife of a girl from the royal house.

The Emperor thinks. To give his own daughters to the nomad reluctance, he decides to give some hostage. Interrogated in the harem on the subject of volunteers, only one mymara named Wang Zhaozhyun is called, to which the emperor has not even entered once. It is not a pity, the Emperor is good.

They brought her, the girl goes to the emperor... and Yuan-di begins to tear her hair on her head. It turns out, the beauty he judged only by the portrait of the work of the court artist, and Wang Zhaozhyun refused to give him a bribe at the time.

The artist, of course, was shortened to the head, but Wang Zhaozhyun, from whose beauty, they say, the birds fell to the ground, left with the nomad.

The media about a riot in the Russian football team.
According to the players, the coach makes them play football.

Why Moll-Bert and not Isabelle?
There is less PR. Mole, even when she flies around the apartment - she's all knocking
xxx: and the unit of measurement of a substance named after it
YYY: That’s because it’s that substance to eat!
XXX is AHA. It transforms it into energy.
YYY: its energy - for peaceful purposes
XXX: Is it for military purposes? O_O
YYY: Well how about? Causes damage

Obtaining Swiss Citizenship:

XHH: In serotonin with citizenship is generally tough. When you apply for citizenship, they actually go to the neighbors and ask how you integrated there, if you create problems. Any small piece and everything, this application.
WOW: "Mr Al-Habmarabi, how well is your neighbor Heinz Müller integrated?"

Go to the sea and move forward! Here is Neptune. By the way, it came to me – God made us a rainy summer, protecting from these here, in shorts and shorts in the city. And well!

Go to the nearest monastery and go somewhere else. Where are you all coming from?

Sobyanin has launched a program of reincarnation, within which thousands of Moscovites will be relocated from their old and emergency bodies

From a letter to an angry employer:



Natalia good day! I do not like business cards. Poor background, fonts and general location. Do you have any taste? We pay no small money for the design and get such a "g" in the form of your layout. Keep in mind - I sent a copy of this letter to the email of our CEO.



Good morning Anton. This is not my layout and your company did not pay for its development. Your CEO kindly asked you to fit the layout of the visit card for printing (without changing the general content - to make assumptions under the circumcision and prepare for offset printing). And, of course, a copy of the letter to the e-mail box will be very pleased with him. Because this layout was made by him – your general manager.

History of my childhood:

Bata bought himself a new anchor in a plateau, a brilliant, beautiful, very clever design - the fisherman's dream. On the anchor of the rope, someone forced a couple of meters, a loop to be tied for a fixture or a type of...

In fact, fishing

- Siroga, throw the anchor. *BULK*.. only the rope is not B#&@%...

XXX is young man. Are you drunk?! to
YYY: And you work at the Russian Post. Everyone has their shortcomings.

At one of America’s main conspiracy forums today appeared an important message from an insider.

His message was accompanied by the following headline: North Korea will be hit in less than 48 hours.

xxx: this insider in Khimki saw - wood members trade

The question is about male accomplices. Why do men say "I have eggs"?
In the United States, they say the real man is a man with strong eggs, and the superman is a man with steel eggs.
They have Superman, we have a mouthpiece. and ;)

The dialogue between me (I) and the airline (AK), the same one that “fly airplanes” (short reference):

I: What do I need to do to go on vacation on a plane with luggage 140×70×30?

I need to:
1st Buying a plane ticket (4 sections)
2nd Ask the airline for permission to carry luggage on each section, pay extra for luggage.
But! It is not possible to give permission for every section.

What to do with tickets already purchased?

AK to give.

What if the tariff is non-refundable?

AK: Well then oh.

The girl was surprised that the boy
The one who wanted something, just took it and fell away, learning that she has other interesting activities, most likely taking it as an excuse. Also, apparently, the lover to think of the unnecessary details of conversation.

I'm not that guy, but in principle I don't know what else can mean consistent "no, on Monday I'm busy. Tuesday is busy. Wednesday is busy. And on Thursday. And on Friday, except "and on all subsequent days, about which you have patience to ask".

If we are talking about real employment - the first, maximum second refusal should be accompanied either by a counter-offering (maybe you go with me, and then we go for a walk), or by the option "I have this whole week terribly busy, let's go next Tuesday."
And the situation described is absolutely unambiguous "I will sew and I will sew", and it is impossible to perceive it in any other way. No, if the boy is specifically stuck and ready for anything - he can catch the girl later on one of her hats. And standing up and having "a 26th? And the 27th? ..." - the option is clearly losing.

Why all these Kafka children, if they are just discovering the dark sides of the work of Kornay Chukovsky?

Feminism as Feminism and Dinner as Schedule

Man, so you by your logic should only receive dinner on those days when you left a colleague and saved from the company. You want every day.

And we have bad news for you: you don’t love each other.

My wife sent to WatsApp:
There was a huge rat running by. I disrupted the guard, shouting "Splinter, where are you? andquot;

by Fuck! How do the pigeons manage to turn a black car into a white goat and a white goat into a black one?! to

Ernst August of Hannover was married twice. In 1981, he married the heiress of the Swiss Chocolate Empire, Shantal Hochuli.
I liked the name Willy.
But the girl with the Georgian name Hoculia will suffer all her life.
To change the name of the girl, spit once.
In the possibility?
It’s not a female surname, thank God, it’s always possible.
The female is Tomelia.

Speak the microscope is difficult to nail. Did you wrap them?