I have three chats. And messages ok-ok, mimimi and bubbu))) Friends with a great vocabulary))
The Gygoges

On one of the pairs he wrote:

What miracles did Jesus do?
He turned water into wine.
Everyone remembers it right away! And why? Because no one knows how it all ended! The man, at whose wedding Jesus actually turned water into wine, left his young wife for the Master. Help the girl to cover the table, you will say nothing!

forewar
Roskomnadzor only arouses interest, I did not know about this site before.

You give a weekly selection of the "Best websites of the week according to Roskomnadzor"!

<xxx>: This is not a facap, but rather, production costs.
<xxx>: We had a builder of one, Sirotha. The guy is not bad, but with alternative thinking and little braking.
<xxx>: They did a repair in an old wooden house in an apartment on the second floor. And there from the former dwellers some cabinets, beds, in general - sludge.
<xxx>: Carrying everything through narrow doors and stairs is fun.
<xxx>: What does our friend Siroz do? The cheese, not thinking for a long time, goes into the car, takes the gasoline there, starts and begins to crush the first bed in cabbage, so that then it would be more convenient to carry it in pieces.
<xxx>: Since the apartment is still under repair, especially it is not targeted and leaves a couple of sprinklers on the floor and walls - a fence, a fence is defended.
<xxx>: And now we change the point of view: the first floor, the living room, the family sit down to dinner a delicious dinner under the TV.
<xxx>: Suddenly, a wild riot comes from the top, a patch hits the heads, and then, like in a horror film, someone begins to squeeze through the ceiling with a gasoline.
<xxx>: The boss then went for a long time to apologize and give money, and Siroj's friend didn't even realize that he did wrong.

Nowadays, in the local tax office, some man has long clarified all sorts of questions about his tax declaration. At the end, he came out of himself so much that almost his hysteria began, and the conversation went on heavily elevated tones (and not wisely). In general, they had a very indicative dialogue there with the operator in the window (you can hear, however, there was only a man):
M: But the transport tax you sent me for 84 rubles 60 kopecks, right? It’s on a motorcycle, right? Where is the transport tax on my car?
O :....
Q: Why do I have no car? (Histeric voice with capricious notes, slightly stretching words, as some girls like to do) And WHERE is she dressed?! to
O :....
M: How is this removed from account? Why do I know nothing about it? What did I come here then?! to
O :....
Q: Do you have a certificate from GIBD? O_O
O :....
M: The six yes, removed. In the year n. Where is my BMW?
O :....
M: Oh, you don’t have it! That is, a drive machine, it seems to be, but it is not!
O :....
M: I would like to know more, and where are my taxes on property, on land?! to
O :....
Q: Why am I not in possession of this property? So there is on your bases I am a poor horse-free... And for what then do I drop pennies every day for not paying taxes on this very property??!!! to

When it ended, I don’t know. My husband and I finished our business and went home.

have heard? - say all the ZAGS are stuck with applications for weddings on 13.13.2013!!! to

How late I guessed that the discount on yogurt "Activia" is equal to the price of activated charcoal tablets)))

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especially unreasonable drivers begin to skip especially gifted pedestrians, who, despite the prohibiting lighting signal, stumble like a flock of lambs.
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Sorry, I’ve been driving recently. Should unreasonable pedestrians be pressured?? to

XXX: How to say no?
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The ex-member of “House-2” committed suicide.and ((
YYY: What a pity! It is a pity that the other participants "House-2" did not do the same. and ((

I brought a gift from Turkey, I can't understand whether it's a wide scarf or a narrow scarf. I think I'll go to bed on the table, the fool will say that the shirt has been laid down, dressed on, they will tell what the bench is wrapped up. I put it in the closet until further examination, away from sin!

This pattern:
I sit at the stop, so valiously, I smoke paffously

What if I did not hit? Would you go and throw it in the garbage? No of course. And the thought does not even arise a bull in the urn to go down. I see hundreds of such everywhere every day: the bull is hardened and twisted side by side, sometimes urns. I thought it would change a generation or another, something would change in our people for the better, but not. Because you’re used to living in shit. You grew up in it. You consider this the norm. And you support the state of this shit. This country cannot be defeated.

The best, most desirable and pleasant sleep comes when you press the button "Later" on the working phone alarm.

News that the Afghan football team won the first international trophy, first comment:

The terrorist win.

And why hasn’t a female equivalent to a male "apple duck" yet been invented?! to
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Today is such a day... So it takes to go swim in the fountain and cling to the passers with the question: "Are you coding? What is it?"

Sobyanin took office as mayor of Moscow with 20 minutes of delay

The interruption, ch.

In 2004, a Los Angeles builder, falling, shot himself in the head from a gun with six nails at once. Doctors initially did not even allow the victim to survive, but the nails, which were removed from him for five days, did not damage vital organs, and the patient remained alive.
Dinosaurs are not extinct.

The hope of humanity:
Institute of High-Precision Instruments
I will go to work at a factory for the production of shower cranes.

We look forward to your developments in this area! Or tired of "sweet flour fine adjustment" during washing.

Tomorrow is the programming day, comrades!! to