She: I am three days late.
Then there will be children.)
She: I think it’s all right.)
Then you will tell the child.
She: go shit, I’m worried... and you tell me about the kids.
We've been fucking like that for a year and it's okay for kids to be...
He: Well, once a year and the stick, as they say, shoots))

Opinions about the broad-format monitor:

Benefits: Well, as you can say, an ordinary moniker, only with the size of the screen he is not quite fine.
Disadvantages: Long horizontally and very narrow vertically.

In Starcraft on the TV in the bar, the rooftop advertisement is completely overwhelming - a sailman in a skafandra, dancing with some device, and then the inscription: "iPistol - feel the return of life" :)

<Monomah> iPistol?) I wonder who could find them?

<Neighbor_man> Clear Pen - military unit of Apple ))

<Monomah> Ugu)) On the device only 1 button - kill the puncher) All the rest the gun does itself)

< Neighbor_man> ICSID - always works ))

Only each subsequent murder has to be paid separately in iKills Store :-T

XXX is Mom!! to
xxx: the fucking advertising
xxx: I sit, I dig on the page of the girl alone)
XXX is a man’s voice.
XXX is Hi! Do you want to make big money quickly and efficiently?
XXX: I have answered stupidly ?

syslik: and I was completely convinced that Leszka loves me as a capet, when he, before bringing me home for the first time, cleansed the keyboard.

I have only one question – do men-gynecologists watch porn?
And if yes, why then?

The Automotive Forum:
X: which jeep you would recommend to buy up to 1.2 million rubles.
Y: take 5 UAZs, anyway you will always be one in repair the other runs the third in the garage on the ready, two for spare parts. Not by Acha? It is a jeep.

The electricity has never been repaired.
Have you ever walked with a candle? So romantic

[Thank you]
I have to go for a walk

[Thank you]
Breathing fresh cigarettes

In the way of fulfilling your dreams always stands or moneylessness, or wife, or the Criminal Code.

Advertising poster of the library in Luberc: "Surprise friends - enroll in the library"

What foolish stuff you don’t put under the dropper!

The Soviet times. The PTU introduces the subject “Psychology”.
In one of the schools, a teacher of psychology, gets a young girl. And the attendance of classes, it should be noted, in such educational institutions, was disgusting, the contingent - mostly difficult teens, especially unwilling to study, and there was a person in the classes 10-12.
And here, she comes to the first class, and there are only two in the group. Learn a lesson is meaningless and she goes to look for the “people.” He goes into a smoker near the toilet, and there a man 10 cuts into cards for money. It turns out that they are her students. He invites them to a lesson:
Go to class, psychology is a very interesting subject.
Life will be useful to you.
- We are not going to communicate with psychics, why do we need your psychology then.
The student understands that continuing in the same spirit is useless:
Do not want – do not need. Once the lesson is broken, I can go with you.
Playing the cards?
Is there money?
There is a little.
She is taken. They play the swing. The rules are simple, but I will not go deeper.
Bets are made and three cards are distributed. The "eyes" came - there is a chance to win, did not come - you can drop, losing the bet, and you can bluff.
raise the bet in the hope that the opponent is frightened. But this is only in general, there are many nuances.
Explain, in short, this new lesson the essence of the game and ended up. By the end of the class, the boys are defeated, and all the money is in the pocket of the psychic. They are confused:
- No fig yourself, as well, we have the same experience, and you only
Do you know the rules and have done them all?
He is pleased with counting the money:
Well, I studied psychology, I know the subtleties of human behavior,
I can easily determine whether you have a card or not, you are bluffing or bluffing.
Three seats...
She returned the money to the boys. But after this event, her subject became the only one in the school with almost 100% attendance.

“Wow, tell me, do you love our President?
Maria Ivanovna, as her parents.
And why?
The President of our country, Maria Ivanovna, as well as her parents, are not elected!

Correspondence from "In contact":
13.09.10 to the following:
How did you find me?

From 13.09.10 M
in search, those who are online on page 4 above

9.09 to:
And finally I understood the importance of the status "in active search" - it's when it's not lazy to twist 40 pages )))

The inexperienced mushrooms lost themselves and ate all the mushrooms they got for two days.
Now they have been found, but their testimonies differ. Even the ages do not coincide.

Happy holidays friends!
256 days of the year.
The triple hurricane.

Hello, what are you busy with?
I’m watching the movie, do you have any suggestions?
She: Agassi, let’s go for the test.
He: For what one?? to
In the usual, what else.
Is he pregnant?! to
She is: T-E-S-O! I cooked the cake.

At a friend’s wedding:
The bride throws a bouquet, the bouquet is caught and at this moment the sound of a critical error from the laptop is very loud.
Used for karaoke. I laughed alone.

xxx: Girls, how would you react if your match had eaten your decorative rabbit? It’s not a joke and don’t offer him to give up.
I would like to buy another O_O.
No, I will buy a cat. ;)
In fact, it is not very funny. He was always jealous of me for the rabbit, and he even bit him once.
Zzzz: I would eat his dog.
Girls, he didn’t eat it at all, he just tried it sooner.
ggg: mcch is worth giving up for spending food in vain
I plundered and thrown out!