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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53072
 09.09.2011
XXX: So let’s say the photon is moving.
YYY: A photon cannot be said to be moving. Suppose it exists.
XXX is OK. Suppose that in a certain direction with the speed of light there is a photon.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53071
 09.09.2011
X: Can I go to Pivendry?! to
I’m drunk, I’m fucked!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53070
 09.09.2011
One of my friends on Skype changed his nick. I almost drowned when I saw the notification "Smart Pure from Mars appeared online"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53069
 09.09.2011
On the food slowly rolls a full mom with 2 children. One - a baby sits in a wheelchair, the second - a boy, 5-6 years old, goes next door. The guy (P) grabbed the package tic-tak stretches to the mom (M) with the words:
It is only 22 rubles.
(M) Put the nah@y!!! to
A: Yes, it is really expensive.


[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №53068
 09.09.2011
In Croatia, a boyfriend named Mario came to meet. Apparently eighteen years.
I tried to explain to him that I was ten years older than he, and I used all the words I knew, but nothing helped.
Tired he I have no strength, from hopelessness told him with a “mechanical” voice:
Sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another castle!
I’m upset, it doesn’t fit anymore 😉

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53067
 09.09.2011
The accountant hurts.
In the coming year, the new law will become more and more flexible.
Is it how?
Well, they will want to get stuck...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53066
 09.09.2011
by LuLu-tyan
By the way! We had a computer schedule today. Three pairs of x))) this fucking difficult, but interesting:) Prepod at the lecture: What color is it (writes the code in rgb)? I call it. And this one? Again I call him... He: How do you know everything? One of the designers: X

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53065
 09.09.2011
Russia is such Russia.

This looks great in the quarter:
Cleaning the roof from the ice for August
And the amount...

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53064
 09.09.2011
Crown: No... Gandalf loch.
I will follow in the footsteps of Sauron.
Crohn: I'll fuck my eye on Russia and I'll scare the world
Have you confused the eye with the eye?
A point over Russia without me has already been built by someone.
This is what scares the whole world.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №53063
 09.09.2011
What men dream of, every woman gets for free for a lifetime.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53062
 09.09.2011
and clarify:

All of us!

You will post every hernia, I will start posting the texts of Ranetok!
And the notes, too.

Dz3

Just the two notes?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53061
 09.09.2011
News from the State Statistics of Ukraine: Prices for food and beverages in August rose by 8.3%.

The first comment:
They are all robbed and robbed, and they have and have everything.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53060
 09.09.2011
On the crossing of Lubyanka - Kuznetsov Bridge stands a woman with a tablet "9" (allocated fat) children. Please help" Please do not pass by someone else’s trouble, give her a condom. I did not have it with me.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №53059
 09.09.2011
We sometimes walked with the dogs... Here’s a walk... There’s a man 7, the dogs are running, and we’re talking... Here’s the owner (year-old 25 guy) of the tricolor cobbler collie and says... I’m chesting the dog yesterday, I’m looking, and there’s a few ticks on my stomach! How to pull??" immediately began to receive a bunch of "necessary" advice... 1 says: "need to be anointed and twisted with a butterfly, the speck will sink and climb out", 2 advises: "Need to tie a thread with a speck around the speck and pull it!", 3 advice is cooler than the past:"Need to hold the needle over the light bulb, warm it... And then the speck in the butterfly to whip! It will come out right away!"... I’ve broken down on Dixon’s grass at this time, I’m looking at the bubble... CLEAN! I ask the owner to show the cloves... showing... the dogs!!! tk. Kobe, that’s the fat black... The owner wondered: “Where does the Kobe have the breasts?”?" (Hey, the type of the chest itself is smooth, without nipples) And I imagined how he murryeth the dog after advice: the nipples are sliced with oil, a thread is imposed on them or a hot needle is ticked... But, most likely, there are those who would necessarily carry out everything...

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53058
 09.09.2011
It’s in "Harry Potter" "You know who" – Volan de Mort. You know who you are "you know who you are"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53057
 09.09.2011
Tomorrow I will jump off the bridge.
Life is shit?
xxx with rubber)
yyy: original death, jump from the bridge with the Gandon )))
xxx: fuck another one))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53056
 09.09.2011
I don't understand, I look so happy that when I come to a client I'm not the first time asking how much I earn and how to arrange for us.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №53055
 09.09.2011
My husband cries. Going to the side at night:
Please turn your back.
The DPS is going through.
Which DPS?? to
Well, I told you, in the Tallinn DPS stands!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53054
 09.09.2011
It comes with a Lenovo laptop. Deletion of data in the case of resale. "Data can be physically destroyed by tapping a hammer on the hard disk"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53053
 09.09.2011
I have a cold coca-cola ;)
I have chicken legs.
xxh: come in the evening, I will make you a bath, and also a massage, rest =)
Are you like an Eden serpent?

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